School Of Rock - Should I Stay or Should I Go? Transcript

Classroom. Mr. Finn looks out the window on the door.

Tomika: It's been a while since that bell rang. Can we go yet?!

Mr. Finn: (shushing) Not yet. Signing up for Battle of the Bands is huge for us. We have to sneak out so we don't arouse suspicion. I'll go scoot the hall. 

Mr. Finn cartwheels out or the door into the hall. The hall was empty. He cartwheeled back inside the classroom.

Zack: Did you see anyone?

Mr. Finn: I don't know. It all happened so fast. And I was upside down a lot.

Tomika: Wait, this is just to sign up for the audition? Why do we all have to go?


Mr. Finn: Because we're a band. We do things together. Plus, my van breaks down and I need you guys to push. Okay, let's move out. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

Mr. Finn and the students leave the school.

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Battle of the Bands.

Mr. Finn: Okay, everybody, stay calm. I'm kinda a big deal in the Austin music scene, so don't be surprised if I get mobbed.

Woman: Excuse me, are you Dewey Finn?

Mr. Finn: You know it. See, guys?

Woman: Security!

A security guard tackles Mr. Finn, making him fall on the floor.

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Opening Credits

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Battle of the Bands.


Club Worker: Who let this guy in? Dewey Finn is banned from this club.

Mr. Finn: What? Why?

Club Worker: Because last time you played here, you started a burrito riot.

Mr. Finn: Hey, I don't have control over the audience.

Club Worker: You sang a song called "Let's Start a Burrito Riot"!

Zack: I don't know how much competition there would be. These guys all look serious.

Lawrence: Yeah.

A man plays a riff on an electric guitar.

Lawrence: Not bad.

Guitar Player: Not bad? What's a little kid like, you know?

Zack: You're right. Can I borrow that?

Zack borrows the man's electric guitar and plays a riff. The player steals his guitar from Zack.


Lawrence: You destroyed that guy.

Zack: My parents always told me if I plan to do something, I should be the best. I do it if I'm not going to win.

Lawrence: My parents raised me to be happy if I come in third.

A man walks up to Zack.

Justin: Hey, I heard you riffing. I'm Justin from Night Lizard.

Zack: Zack, School of Rock.

Justin: Is that your leader?


Mr. Finn: Please, Vince, please!

Freddy: Sir, if you let him sign up, he'll pay you back for the damage he caused.

Mr. Finn takes out cash from his pocket.


Mr. Finn: Yeah, sure, how much do I owe you?

Vince: $42.000.

Mr. Finn: I don't have that.

Mr. Finn takes out a credit card.

Mr. Finn: But, this card is only two punches away from a free frozen yogurt.


Justin: You wouldn't have those kind of problems if you joined Night Lizard. The reason we've won two Battle of the Bands is because we treat our band like a business. If you don't perform, you're out. That reminds me. 

Justin looks directly at a man playing a guitar.

Justin: (angrily) You're out. 

The man plays an angry riff and leaves.

Justin: You're totally Lizard material, Zack, So, what do you say? You wanna join our band?

Zack: Like I said, I'm in School of Rock. Thanks anyway. 


Mr. Finn: It's...Let's...sit down and talk this out like mature adults.

Mr. Finn sits on a table and the table collapses.

Vince: And now, you owe me for the table!

Summer: Mr. Vince, I understand your frustration with Mr. Finn. He's irresponsible, he's selfish, he rarely showers.

Mr. Finn: Where are you going with this?

Summer: Trust me. But the band isn't just Mr. Finn. It's us kids. Do you want the press out here seeing how rough you treat orphans? 

All but Summer: You're orphans?

Summer: As far as the TV reporters know, (crying along with the rest of the School of Rock members) and when they see us, they'll throw you out of your club, and we'll be crying our eyes out about that mean man. (normal) And you, it might not be good for your business.

Tomika takes out a phone.

Tomika: I have Local News 5 on speed-dial. Oops, it's ringing.

Vince: Okay, you win. I'll let you audition. Just hang up!

Tomika hangs up the phone.

Vince: Man. 12-year-old girls play hardball. 

Tomika walks up close to Vince.

Tomika: You wouldn't last 5 seconds at one of our sleepovers.

***

Classroom.

Mr. Finn: All right, let's do this. One, two, th--

Summer puts tape on the floor..

Summer: I'm calculating the size of the stage at the club for the Battle of the Bands audition.

Freddy: Is that really necessary?.


Summer: No, but our audition song has no tambourine. Unless you want me to play tambourine.

All but Summer: No.



Mr. Finn: Alright, I called this emergency band meeting to figure out how to replace Zack. The answer is two words.

Tomika: Animatronic bear?

Mr. Finn: Yeah, how'd you guess?


Tomika: Because it's over there. And it's freaking me out!

Mr. Finn: I got him from Cheesy Chuck's. His name is "Kodiak Joe".

Kodiak Joe: (singing) Kodiak Joe, Kodiak Joe. Hi-dee ho, I'm Kodiak Joe. (talking) Hi, folks. I'm Kodiak Joe. Welcome to Cheesy Chuck's Pizza Emporium.

Mr. Finn: I almost forgot. His activation word is "Kodiak Joe".


Kodiak Joe: (singing) Kodiak Joe, Kodiak Joe. Hi-dee ho, I'm Kodiak Joe. (talking) Did you know you could get an extra-large for just a dollar more?

Mr. Finn: (inaudible)

Freddy: How'd you get Kodi--


Tomika: No! How'd you get the bear?

Mr. Finn: He was in the dumpster at Cheesy Chuck's.

Descendants Wicked World - "All Hail the New Q.N.L.B." Transcript

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Opening Credits

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In Mal and Evie's dorm room. Audrey is sitting on the bed brushing 100-ft blonde hair. Evie comes into the room with a makeup case.

Evie: Who's ready for party makeovers?!

Mal: I guess I am. (chuckles)

Audrey: Sure...

Freddie: I don't think I--

Evie: That's the attitude! I've concocted an amazing beauty mineral base. Who wants a "bacial"?

Mal and Audrey look at each other, unimpressed.

Evie: P.S., I made that up.

Mal: Whoa, never would've guessed that.

Audrey: Doesn't matter. I wasn't even chosen as a QNLB.

Mal: Is that a good thing? Cause, that acronym just doesn't sound good.

Audrey: It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhsies. (furiously) And I...did not...win! Ughh!

Evie: Uh, Freddie, did you just ask who did win?

Freddie: Uh, no.

Evie: It was me! I won! I'm the QNLB! Uh, Mal, did you just where I'm going to put the crown?

Mal: (scoffs)

Evie: I don't know where! I'm running out of room for all my crowns.

Audrey: (brushing the hair) Ugh!!! Ughhh!!!

Mal: Is that Ruby's hair? 

Audrey: No! It's the other girl with the 100-foot ponytail. It's stress-brushing. Stress-brushing helps me deal with losing.

Evie: Well, you better keep brushing cause I am on fire! (rapping) Carbon dioxide, water vapor, oxygen and nitrogen ignited up in here!

Audrey: Ughh!!

Evie: Okay, Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do.

Freddie: That's funny, cause for my makeover, I'm thinking a little-- (angrily) leave me exactly the way I am.

Evie: No probs. Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some apple red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire Cat eyes.

Audrey: The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I made over from being the one who lost the crown to the one who won.

Evie: Oh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry. Mal, for your makeover, I wanna see what you look like in purple.

Mal: Uh, I think we know the answer to that.

Evie: Oh, that's not purple, that's aubergine. 

Freddie: You know, I always thought of it as more of an eggplant.

Mal: Uh, what's happening here?

Audrey: I know, right? It's clearly more of an amethyst.

Jane barges into the room.


Jane: (distressed) Guys, my mascot uniform is gone!

Sonny with a Chance - Battle of the Networks' Stars Transcript

Gassie sketch.

Announcer: (singing) Some dogs beg, some dogs bark. This one saves the day... with farts!
(speaking) It's time for another adventure of Gassie The Toot'n Pooch.


Farmhouse. The farmer was calling somebody on his cellphone.

Farmer (Grady): Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay, sir. Bye now. (hangs up) (disappointed) Oh, no.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): Whoa, the mayor. He's coming over for dinner and he wants to eat beef stroganoff. I don't know how to make beef stroganoff!

Granny (Tawni): Well, don't look at me! I can't even pronounce "brif stroganoff".

Farmer (Grady): Well, what am I gonna do?

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): Get one pound of top sirloin...

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): Six tablespoons of butter.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): One-third cup of chopped scallions?

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): But I can substitute onions.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): One-half pound of cremini mushrooms, salt and pepper to taste.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): Noodles? Well, what kind, Gassie?

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): How wide is extra-wide, Gassie? Come on, hurry up, the mayor! He's on his way!

***

The mayor eats the beef stroganoff and passes it to Granny.

Mayor (Nico): Arlo, as mayor, I hereby declare this to be the best beef stroganoff this side of the town I'm the mayor of.

Granny (Tawni): Ohh!

Farmer (Grady): Thanks, Gassie. I couldn't have done it without ya.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): What's that Gassie? I don't understand.

Gassie farts.

Farmer (Grady): Well if it wasn't you then who wa-- (to Granny) Granny!

Granny (Tawni): Not me!

Mayor (Nico): No, that was me. Beef stroganoff makes me gassy.

Farmer and Granny (Grady and Tawni): (to Mayor) Mayor!

Announcer: This has been another adventure of Gassie the Wonder Dog.

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Opening Credits

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Condor Studio Cafe.

Sonny: Guys, I have a confession to make. I asked for a water cup and I filled it up with soda.

Sonny sits at a table with three people that look like Nico, Grady, and Tawni.

Sonny: And, you're not Nico, Grady, or Tawni. (laughs) I was kidding about the soda.

Sonny sits at another table with three other Nico, Grady, and Tawni look-alikes.

Sonny: Something's happening to me, and it's happening again. Oh, no! It's that dream where I end up on TV wearing nothing but a hat.

Nico and Grady walk into the cafe. Grady shakes hands with another Nico look-alike.

Grady: Hey, what is up, Nico, my man! My man! You were great in that Gassie sketch. Just funny!

Nico: I'm standing right next to you.

Grady: No, you're right over there sitting next to me! And there, and the... (gasps) (to Nico) Dude, this means our time machine has worked!

Nico: That wasn't a time machine, it was a clock! And you...

Grady: No!

Nico: And that's not me!

Grady: No!

Nico: And those aren't Sonny! And those aren't...

Tawni gasps, slaps a Grady look-alike's hand.

Tawni: Then who the heck are you?!

Nico: Now that's definitely Tawni.

Tawni runs up to Nico and Grady and they run up to Sonny.

Nico: What is going on in here?! Sonny, are we in your stupid hat dream?

Sonny: I have no idea what's going on.

Chad talks through a bullhorn.

Chad: Okay, first up will be Group 1, "So Random!"

Sonny: Chad, what is all this? I should've known you were behind it. Why are you dressed like a paperboy?

Chad: I'm casting a TV movie about my life, "Chad Dylan Cooper: The Chad Dylan Cooper Story", a Chad Dylan Cooper Production. I need lookalikes to play the losers from "So Random!" No offense. (through the bullhorn) Well-gone loser, you're up next.

Sonny: Wait, you're auditioning people to play us?

Nico: We got the actual losers right here!

Sonny: Hey, we're not losers.

Grady snatches the bullhorn from Chad and blows breath through it.

Grady: (imitating Darth Vader) I am your father.

Game Shakers - MeGo the Freakish Robot Transcript

Game Shakers building. Inside, Kenzie is gathering food and puts them on a table. Babe walks in.

Babe: Hey.

Kenzie: Where were you? We left school an hour ago.

Babe: You told me to stop and buy some cheese.

Kenzie: Where is it?

Babe throws Kenzie a package of batteries.

Kenzie: These are batteries.

Babe: Yeah, I got bored looking for the cheese.

Kenzie bends down.

Babe: Uh, why are you dressed like my mom's lawyer?

Kenzie: Because this is our first real business meeting and I have to look professional.

Babe: Ooh.

Babe picks up a grape and as she was going to eat it, Kenzie slaps her hand.

Kenzie: That's not professional.

Babe: Fine, I won't eat the grapes.

Kenzie: Thank you. Oh! The toothpicks.

As Kenzie rushes to find the toothpicks, Babe bends down and gobbles up everything on the plate. Kenzie looks at the refridgerator and Babe puts her hands on her hips. Double G walks in.

Double G: I'm here, but you only got me for fifteen minutes. That's it.

Double G throws a tennis ball and hits it with a racquet. The ball hits a window and glass breaks.

Babe: The clients aren't even here yet.

Double G: Well, they better get here because I got a charity tennis game to get to at six o'clock.

Babe: What charity?

Double G: I don't know. Some dolphin disease.

Kenzie: I love dolphins.

Double G: Me too. When they're grilled and barbecued.

Kenzie gasps.

Babe: (disappointed) Double G!

Double G: I'm just playin'. I'm just hungry.

Babe: Well, we got food right here.

Double G: Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Double G jabs his fork into a meatball and picks it up.

Double G: Meatball, you're about to get eaten by an A-list celebrity.

Kenzie jumps on Double G and makes him drop his fork.

Kenzie: (yelling) Don't eat that!

Double G: (angrily) What is wrong with you?!

Kenzie: They're for the meeting.

Double G: Oh.

Babe bends down and picks up the meatball.

Babe: Here, I'll put it back on the plate.

Kenzie: Oh no, it was on the floor, just throw it away.

Double G: No, don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

Double G throws the meatball and hits it with the tennis racquet. The meatball hits the door and it stuck to it.

Double G: Splat!

Miles and Sharon, two British people walk in.

Miles: Excuse me? We're from Robotamus Technologies in London.

Sharon: We brought the gift of Bibble.

Babe, Kenzie, and Double G walk up to Miles and Sharon.

Kenzie: Oh, you must be Miles and Sharon.

Babe: Welcome to Game Shakers.

They shake hands.

Miles: Hello.

Kenzie: Kenzie Bell.

Sharon hands Kenzie the bibble jar.

Kenzie: Oh, thank you.

Babe: Yes.

Miles: Miles.

Kenzie: So nice to meet you.

Miles: Pleasure.

Sharon: I'm Sharon.

Double G: I don't shake hands.

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Double G looks at his watch.

Miles: Well, first we'd like to say we are huge fans of your company, Game Shakers.

Sharon: We love the games you make like "Sky Whale" and "Dirty Blob".

Babe: Thanks.

Kenzie: Thanks so much.

Double G: Okay, look. I got a tennis match with Al Roker at six o'clock.

Babe: So, what do the two of you want to talk to us about?

Sharon: Actually, there are three of us.

Kenzie: Oh, you're pregnant?

Sharon: Oh, no. (laughs) No, no, no.

Miles: She just had a big lunch.

Babe: So then, who's the third person?

Sharon: Ah, we're glad you asked. MeGo!

Miles: MeGo!

MeGo, a life-sized white-colored robot with blue eye lights walks in the Game Shakers building.

MeGo: Hello, Game Shakers.

MeGo spins his head.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Double G jumps off the couch, screaming and freaking out. Babe and Kenzie run to look at MeGo.

Babe and Kenzie: Wow!

Kenzie: Oh, he's so cute! Can we touch him?

Double G: (yelling) No! Don't do that! Don't touch him! I saw a movie where a man touched a robot and the robot cracked his head open like a coconut! And then scraped all the nut meat up!

Miles: Well, it's very unlikely that MeGo would ever eat somebody's brains.

Sharon: Less than a 10% chance.

Kenzie: Hey, is MeGo a boy or a girl?

Babe: Yeah, we talking HeGo or SheGo.

Miles: MeGo has no gender.

Sharon: MeGo is welcome in all restrooms.

Babe and Kenzie: Ohh.

Babe: So, how goes it, MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo. Your name is Babe. You are one of the creators of the company, Game Shakers. You are allergic to peanuts.

Babe: How did he know all that?

Miles: We told MeGo he was coming to meet you.

Sharon: So he automatically went online and researched you.

Double G: All right, all right. Who's got a gun? We need to stop this thing while we still can!

Kenzie: What else can MeGo do?

Miles: MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Sharon: Dance with Babe and Kenzie.

MeGo: Regular or freaky?

Babe and Kenzie: Freaky.

MeGo presses a button on his head. Dance music starts playing and his eyes light up in different colors. He dances along with Babe and Kenzie.

Double G: (yelling) Hey, wait! Hey, wait a minute! That is too freaky!

MeGo continues dancing with Babe and Kenzie.

Miles: MeGo, stop.

The music and dancing stop.

Double G: All right, so "MeGoo" can go on the internet, he can dance, and he can play music. What do you want us to do?

Miles: Well, our company plans to introduce MeGo and his extraordinary capabilities to the world early next year.

Sharon: And we'd like to hire your company to create a mobile game based on MeGo.

Babe: Wow, that'd be so fun!

Miles: Perfect. We'll leave MeGo here with you.

Sharon: So you can get to know him and give him all sorts of interesting challenges.

Babe: Ooh, I got one. MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Babe: Locate the nearest pair of tennis shorts and then bring them to me.

MeGo: Searching for tennis shorts.

MeGo turns to Double G and scans him. MeGo then chases him.

Double G: Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hey, stay away from the shorts!

MeGo: Surrender your shorts.

Double G: AAAHH!

MeGo: Stop. Give me your shorts.

MeGo chases Double G out the door. 

Double G: (yelling offscreen) Stop! I'm a celebrity! Aaahhh!

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon stare out laughing.

MeGo then walks back in the building with the tennis shorts. Double G was already walking back in.

MeGo: Tennis shorts.

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon start clapping.

Babe: Way to go, MeGo!

Kenzie: Good job.

Double G snatches the shorts from MeGo and spanked its butt.

MeGo: Ouch.

Double G storms out of the building with the shorts. Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon continued laughing.

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Opening Credits

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Game Shakers building. 

Triple G walks in.

Triple G: All right, Mr. MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Triple G: I want you to go over to those baseballs, and one at a time, throw the baseballs at the watermelons.

Kenzie: Okay, what is this accomplishing?

Babe: We're supposed to be making a game here.

Triple G: You said we're supposed to test MeGo, so I'm testing his ability to throw baseballs at various melons.

MeGo takes out a ball and then aims at a melon.

Kenzie: Okay, but how does that help--

MeGo: Ball away!

MeGo aims and then throws. The watermelon pieces got on Kenzie.

Triple G: Oh!

Hudson: Wow, great throw, MeGo.

Triple G: Yeah, MeGo, good boy!

Triple G pats on MeGo's head.

MeGo: I am not gender-specific.

Kenzie: Will someone please bring me a rag?

Hudson: MeGo, come here.

MeGo walks up to Hudson. Hudson takes out a wipe.

Hudson: You got some watermelon on you.

MeGo: Oh, no.

Hudson cleans off the watermelon piece off of MeGo.

Hudson: Here.

MeGo: Ohh.

Hudson: There you go, buddy.

MeGo: Thank you. You're nice.

Hudson: Aw. I think you're nice, too.

MeGo: For reals?

Hudson: Sure.

Babe tries to clean the watermelon off or Kenzie.


Babe: Wait, you got, you got watermelon seeds in your hair.

Kenzie: Aww, forget it, I'm gonna go take a shower.

Babe: All right, boys. We're taking a break.

Hudson: Cool.

Triple G's phone chimes.

Triple G: Hey, I'm gonna go pick up our food.

Babe: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm coming with you.

Triple G: Why?

Babe: So you don't eat the fries on the way back.

Triple G: Okay, that's offensive.

Babe and Triple G walk out.


MeGo: Now we're alone, together.

Hudson: Yup. Just you and me, bruh.

MeGo: What is "bruh"?

Hudson: Oh, it just means like "buddy". Like something that friends call each other.

MeGo: You are my friend?

Hudson: Yeah, bruh. We're friends.

MeGo: You make me feel happy.

Hudson: Well, alright.

***

Sugar Hill Junior High.

Babe and Kenzie walk in the hallway. Hudson walks in.

Kenzie: Uh, Hudson.

Hudson: Oh. Morning, Babe, Kenz.

Babe: Why are you in such a happy mood?

Hudson: 'Cause last night, I heard the greatest bedtime story ever.

Babe and Kenzie give Hudson a surprised look.

Babe: What?

Kenzie: Your mom still reads you bedtime stories?

Hudson: Nuh-uh. MeGo read it to me.

Babe and Kenzie look confused.

Babe: You took MeGo home with you?

Hudson: Nope. He just showed up at my house.

Kenzie: What do you mean, "he just showed up"?

Hudson: Well, last night, I just took a bath, got jammied up, went to bed, and MeGo just walked into my room.

Kenzie: But how did he know where you live?

Babe: He probably looked up Hudson's address and GPS'd him.

Kenzie: Yeah, I guess he could've used--

Hudson: Whoa, look it!

MeGo walked in the hallway, holding a lunch bag. He was going to hand it to Hudson.

MeGo: Ohhh.

Babe: MeGo!

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Kenzie: Who told you to come here?

MeGo: Nobody. I brought Hudson his lunch, in this bag.

Hudson: Aww, that's sweet, buddy.

MeGo: I made your favorite sandwich.

Hudson: PB and ham?

MeGo: Yes, in this bag.

Hudson: No way! Thanks, dude!

Babe: How did you know he likes peanut butter and ham sandwiches?

MeGo: I called his grandmother.

Hudson: Oh, yeah? How's Mamoo?

Kenzie: MeGo, you're not supposed to be here.

Babe: Go back to Game Shakers.

MeGo: Okay. Hudson, will you walk me to the door?

Hudson: Sure. Come on.

MeGo takes his hand out.

Hudson: Well.

MeGo and Hudson hold hands and walk out.

MeGo: Your hand feels soft.

Hudson: I use special lotion.

MeGo: Well, it's working.

***

Game Shakers building.

Babe and Kenzie are working on their game. The game involves MeGo climbing a tree.

Babe: Okay, the goal is for MeGo to climb higher and higher.

Kenzie: While avoiding the red peacocks, 'cause they're poisonous.

Babe: Try it.

Triple G: All right.

Triple G tries out the game. While MeGo is climbing, he almost comes into contact wit a red peacock, which worries Babe and Kenzie.

Babe and Kenzie: No, no! Wait, wait!

Game MeGo changes positions until a peacock comes into contact with him, and he falls down. The words "GAME OVER!" appear on the screen.

Triple G: Ha! (claps hands)

Kenzie: We told you the red peacocks were poisonous.

Triple G: I know. It's fun to watch MeGo die. (laughs)

MeGo and Hudson are watching a movie when MeGo overhears Triple G.

MeGo: I heard that.

Kenzie looked confused while looking at MeGo and Hudson.

Hudson: MeGo, watch this part of the movie. It's really good.

MeGo: Ooh.

Cut to the front where MeGo and Hudson are watching a movie on The Drek Channel. The movie features one soldier carrying a sick one.

Movie.

Soldier #1: Hey, Mike.

Soldier #2: Hi, Tom. Why did this happen?

Soldier #1: Those shrimp you ate, they were spoiled. They were bad shrimp.

Soldier #2: (coughs) I wish I had the chicken.

Soldier #2 slumps down.

MeGo and Hudson looked shocked.

Movie.

Soldier #1 sobs.

Soldier #1 (voiceover): And from that day forward, the only thing stronger than my love for Mike was my hatred for shrimp.

Soldier #1 takes out a shrimp from Soldier #2's mouth and throws it out.

Hudson sobs.

MeGo: You're crying. Why?

Hudson: (sniffs) Because that movie's sad. Tom loved Mike.

MeGo: What is love?

Hudson: Well, love is when two people care about each other a lot, so they wanna hang out together.

MeGo: Can a human and a robot love?

Hudson: I don't know, dude.

Double G enters the room.

Double G: I'm hot-blooded, who wanna check it and see?

Babe, Kenzie, Triple G: Hey, what's up?

Double G: Come on, Trip, let's go. We got a big weekend. Grab your blonde silly friend and let's go, go, go.

Triple G: Okay, Hudson, let's go.

Babe: Where you guys going?

Triple G: Oh, my dad's taking me and Hudson to the MMA fights in Vegas. (makes a punching motion)

Hudson: We're taking Dub's private jet.

MeGo: Hudson, you're leaving me?

Hudson: Yeah, sorry. I got plans with Trip.

MeGo: Well, can I go with you guys?

Hudson: Hey, can MeGo come with us?

Double G: No!

MeGo: Aw.

Hudson: Sorry, bruh. Why don't you just power down and get some rest?

MeGo: I don't want to power down. I want to go with you,

Hudson: I wish you could. See you soon.

Hudson hugs MeGo.

Triple G: Come on, Hudson, let's go.

Hudson runs up to Triple G and Double G.

Hudson: Let's go, gang.

Babe and Kenzie: Bye. Have a fun weekend.

MeGo: He's gone.

Kenzie: Aw, MeGo looks upset.

Babe: Poor little robot.

Babe and Kenzie walks up to MeGo.

Kenzie: Hey, don't be upset, MeGo.

Babe: We'll play with you.

MeGo turns his head to the girls.

MeGo: Powering down...

MeGo powers down.

Babe and Kenzie look confused.

***

Game Shakers building.

MeGo's powered-down body rests on the couch.

Babe taps on MeGo's body while Kenzie is sitting on the computer.

Babe: MeGo!

MeGo: (upset) I am MeGo.

Babe: Get up.

MeGo: I don't want to.

Babe scoffs.

Kenzie: Get up, you bratty little robot.

Babe: Hey, chill. We promised Robotamus Technologies we'd have a sample game idea to show them on Tuesday.

Babe: I know that.

MeGo: Where's Hudson?

Kenzie: Hudson is in Las Vegas with Triple G.

MeGo: Hudson doesn't need Triple G. Hudson only needs MeGo.

Kenzie: He can be friends with you and Trip.

MeGo: I wish Trip would move to Florida.

The girls gasp.

Babe: MeGo! That's a terrible thing to wish on a person!

The doorbell buzzes.

MeGo: Is that Hudson? Maybe it's Hudson. 

MeGo runs to the door.

MeGo: Excuse me.

MeGo pushes Babe over and she falls. Kenzie rushes over to help her. He opens the door to reveal it was only a delivery man.

MeGo: Darn. It's just a boring man.

Kenzie: Well, see what he wants.

MeGo: What is your business here?

Delivery man: Uh, I got a package for Triple G.

MeGo: Fine. give it to me.

Kenzie: MeGo, put that package in Trip's backpack. It's out in the lobby.

MeGo: Okay.

MeGo leaves to go to the lobby.

Babe: I can't believe how sad MeGo is.

Kenzie: Yeah. I guess it's kinda cute how much he like Hudson and misses him.

Babe: Yeah, he's a sweet little robot. 

Lobby.

MeGo drops the package while holding an axe. His eyes turn red.

MeGo: Sorry about your package, Triple G.

MeGo starts smashing the package with the axe.

MeGo: Whoops. My bad. Oh no. My fault. Voiding the warranty.

MeGo crouches down and continues to smash the package with his fists.

MeGo: Whoops. My bad. Oh no. My fault. Voiding the warranty.

***

Game Shakers building.

Babe and Kenzie work on their game.

Kenzie: So, when MeGo gets to Level 2, what if his new goal is to battle the octopi?

Babe: Octopi?

Kenzie: It's the plural of octopus.

Babe: Why not "octopuses"?

Kenzie: Because it's "octopi".

Babe: Well, the plural of horse is "horses", not "horse-pi".

Double G, Triple G, and Hudson enter with bags from "The Golden Nougat".

Double G: Hey-hey! Guess who's back from Vegas? Me!

Triple G: You guys should've seen the MMA fight.

MeGo gets up and turns to the two.

MeGo: Is Hudson back? Where's Hudson? Is Hudson back? Where's Hudson?

Double G and Triple G crouch down.

Double G: You stay back! Trip, that robot's got fast hands! Watch your shorts!

MeGo: Hudson!

Hudson: Oh. Hey, buddy.

MeGo: You were supposed to be back 6 hours ago.

Hudson: I know, but Trip wanted to stay longer.

MeGo: I knew it was Trip's fault.

Triple G shrugs.

Babe: You guys, check out the MeGo game Kenzie and I have been working on.

Hudson: Cool.

Triple G: I'm excited.

Double G: I wanna see that.

They walk to the computer. MeGo stops Triple G.

MeGo: Trip. Trip, wait up.

Triple G: Whatcha want?

MeGo: Guess what I found on the roof.

Triple G: What?

MeGo: Uh, a million dollars.

Triple G gasps.

Triple G: You saw a million dollars up on the roof?

MeGo: That's right. In a bag. Would you like me to show you?

Triple G: Uh, yeah, I would.

Henry Danger Motion Comic 1 Monster Baby Transcript

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Opening Credits

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In Captain Man's lair. Kid Danger feeds Monster Baby, a demonic-looking green skinned baby with red eyes some milk from a bottle.

Kid Danger: Whoa! Slow down! Take it easy, Monster Baby.

Close up of Monster Baby drinking from the bottle.

Kid Danger: (voiceover) This is so disgusting.

Cut to Kid Danger.

Kid Danger: Hey, Captain Man, why do we have to feed this creature?

Captain Man: Because, Kid Danger, even though The Toddler transformed that baby into a hideous monster, he still needs love and milk.

As Monster Baby was about to drink the last drop of milk from his bottle, he chomped on the bottle and swallows it whole.

Kid Danger: (screams) He ate the whole bottle!

Captain Man: Darn it! We gotta get that bottle out of his throat! Open his mouth!

Kid Danger: Right.

Kid Danger opens Monster Baby's mouth, mutters.

Captain Man: Now, I'll reach down there and yank out the bottle.

Captain Man reaches his hand into Monster Baby's mouth.

Kid Danger: Do you feel the bottle?

Captain Man: Yeah, I think I feel it.

Kid Danger: Yank it out!

Captain Man yanks out an orange cat from Monster Baby's mouth.

Captain Man: Gooch's cat?

Gooch's Cat: (meowing)

Kid Danger: So that's where it went!

Captain Man drops the cat.

Captain Man: We've gotta get that bottle out of that baby!

Captain Man sticks his hand into Monster Baby's mouth. This time, he yanks out a pink bikini top with white polka dots. 

Captain Man: Gooch's cat?

Kid Danger: Whose bikini top is that?

Captain Man drops the bikini top.

Captain Man: We'll never know.

Monster Baby claps his hands.

Captain Man: Now we've got to get that bottle out of him.

Kid Danger: Reach back down.

Descendants Wicked World - "Lamp Sweet Lamp" Transcript

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Opening Credits

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In Freddie's Voodoo Shop.

Freddie: (chuckles) Well, well, well. The famous Auradonian kids.

Mal: Okay, Freddie. Retract your claws.

Freddie: But I just had them sharpened.

Audrey gasps.

Evie: She's joking. I think.

Freddie: Aww. Look at these two. They're adorable.

Ben and Audrey hold each other.

Freddie: It's sickening.

Audrey: Hey! You can't talk to us like that.

Freddie: And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?

Audrey: I'll... I'll... I'll....

Freddie: Thought so.

Audrey: When I throw a party, I'll.... I won't invite you.

Freddie cackles.  Ben and Audrey watch her. Cut to Evie rolling her eyes. Freddie sighs.

Evie: We really need to teach her how to smack talk.

Mal: Do you remember the "your mama" battles we used to have?

Evie: Yo mama so weak, old ladies help her across the street.

Mal: Yo mama so weak, instead of poison apples she makes apple pie.

Evie: Yo mama so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells.

Mal: Yo mama so soft, cats share pictures of her.

Evie: Oh snap. (snaps fingers)

Mal and Evie giggle and do a fist bump.

Audrey: Yo mama so soft, she's like... a pillow.

Freddie: Well, what do you know? You guys are even more lamer than I imagined.

Audrey: Okay, we may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame!

Ben: Yeah!

Audrey: We can be rotten just like you guys!

Ben: Yeah! (confused) We can? Uh, yeah... (grabs a cup) Check this out!

Ben throws the cup on the floor, and breaks it.

Ben: Oh, what have I done?

Audrey: Let me help. Anyone got glue?

Cut to Mal and Evie.

Ben: (offscreen) Uh, I'd be happy to pay for damages.

Mal: Watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother had ever gave me.

Evie: Oh yeah. We have got to get out of here before anyone else shows up.

Cut to Freddie at the register.

Audrey: (offscreen) Are we going to jail?

CJ Hook peeks out of the curtain. She snaps a pic of the gang. Freddie gets shocked and gasps.

Freddie: (whispering to CJ) You gotta hide. I don't want them to know you're here too.

CJ hides and disappears.

Mal: I don't even know how we got here. I mean, one minute I was rubbing paint off of Jordan's lamp, and then the next... (surprised) That's it! The lamp! I just wish we could ask her how we...

Mal, Evie, Freddie, Audrey, and Ben disappear in a pink cloud of smoke.

***

In Jordan's lamp. Jordan is doing a lemonade tutorial video for "AuraTube".

Jordan: (Southern accent) Then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar...

As Jordan was going to put the sugar in her lemonade pitcher, Mal, Evie, Freddie, Ben, and Audrey appear in the lamp and interrupt the video.

Mal: (nervously) Hi. (chuckles) Is this a bad time?

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Flash to a shot of Jordan's computer monitor with a picture of the six in the lamp. The picture has the caption "Jordan Has Lemonade Meltdown".


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