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Opening Credits
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Title Card: "CindeRiley"
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Setting: George Stapler Middle School, hallway.
Tasumi: Ooh, the Fall Dance is coming! I hope it's not too late to get my body armor polished!
Riley: A dance? Neat! I've never been to one of those!
Abbey: No way! You have never been to a dance?
Riley: No. But I did do some research on the 'net. Which dances are in these days? The Running Man? (bounces, does running poses)
Abbey and Tasumi give Riley weird looks.
Riley: The Mashed Potato? (rolls over)
Two students give Riley weird looks.
Riley: The "Pokey-Pokey"? (points her fingers up and down)
Three other students give Riley weird looks. Shelton, a boy with glasses, pulls his hair in annoyance.
Shelton: Make it stop!!!
Shelton's glasses shatter.
Shelton: That's better.
Abbey: Okay, please stop whatever it is you're doing.
Tasumi: Riley, the Fall Dance is only the most important social event between the Halloween Hoedown and the Thanksgiving Young Dance.
Abbey: We're taking boys here, Riley.
Riley turns her head to Johnny, an attractive-looking boy with blonde hair.
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Dream sequence.
Inside a ballroom. As two men blow horns, Riley, who is wearing a tiara, is seen floating down a staircase leading her to a dance floor. Johnny, who is wearing a top hat walks up to her.
Johnny: Can I have this dance?
Riley: Of course, Johnny.
Riley and Johnny are dancing together.
Pan up to sky, fireworks are shooting up. After the fireworks, two Cupids are flying over.
Johnny: You've made me like, the happiest dude in the world. (whistles)
A winged unicorn with rainbow hair flies out of the sky. Riley and Johnny hopped on.
Johnny: Giddy up, Rainbow Jumper!
They fly out.
Riley and Johnny fly on the unicorn, named Rainbow Jumper. A group of Cupids are stacked as if they were stairs. While in the air, Rainbow Jumper walks on top of the Cupids, as if they were stairs. The Cupids yelp in pain when one of them is walked on.
Dream sequence ends.
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Riley makes horse sounds. She then blows a raspberry. Abbey wakes Riley up by pulling on her cap.
Abbey: You like Johnny Hitswell?
Riley: Oh, I mean, kinda. Okay, I think he's a total hottie, but whenever he talks to me, I say something stupid.
Johnny walks up to Riley.
Johnny: Hey, Riley. Good game yesterday.
Riley: Hey, Johnny. Do you think bees sweat? They fly around so fast, I really think they get a little sweaty.
Abbey and Tasumi look at Riley in disappointment.
Johnny: Yeah, Riley. That's really interesting. (walks away)
Johnny passes by Sierra, a girl with ponytails. She stops him.
Sierra: Hey, Johnny. How 'bout us cool girls walk you to practice?
Johnny: Yeah, okay. See ya there, Riley.
Riley: Agh! I'm such a dork!
Abbey: No arguments here.
Tasumi: Good luck trying to dance with Johnny. Every girl in school likes him.
Abbey: Besides, he sees you as his buddy from the baseball team. And guys do not dance with their buddies.
Riley: So what should I do?
Tasumi: Well, if you want to impress him, you definitely need to do something with your hair. (points to Riley's hair)
Abbey: And your clothes. (points to Riley's shirt)
Tasumi: And your shoes. (points to Riley's shoes)
Abbey: And your... (points to Riley's hair)
Riley: Okay, okay. I get the point! I need a makeover.
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Scene is in the Daring house, closet. Dick Daring, seen in pajamas is picking out an outfit from a closet of identical jumpsuits.
Dick Daring: Let's see, what should I wear today? (pushes jumpsuit) Hmm, feels like a jumpsuit kind of day.
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Scene is in the Daring house, closet. Dick Daring, seen in pajamas is picking out an outfit from a closet of identical jumpsuits.
Dick Daring: Let's see, what should I wear today? (pushes jumpsuit) Hmm, feels like a jumpsuit kind of day.
Riley walks in.
Riley: Hey, Dad. Where's Mom?
Dick Daring: I think she said something about a secret spy mission to the secluded mountain compound of Dr. Skorpius to recover the Precobi Diamond. Either that, or she went to the mall. I forget. Anyway, what's up?
Riley: Well, the school dance is tomorrow and I really want to make a good impression.
Dick Daring: That shouldn't be a problem considering your mom and I already signed up to be chaperones.
Riley looks at Dick weirdly.
Dick Daring: And if there's ever a lull in the party, I'll just wow everybody with my new hobby, raccoon juggling! (grabs three raccoons) I'm already up to three raccoons!
Dick juggles the raccoons. The raccoons bite at Dick's fingers, then they eat at his face before they attacked him.
Dick Daring: (yells) Come on, guys! We rehearsed this!
Riley: Hey, Dad, let's make this the one formal event where you don't bring your raccoons. But, what would be really great, though, is if you could take me to get a makeover.
Dick Daring: Sure! And what perfect timing! Our family's monthly trip to Super Discount Budget Cutz is tomorrow! Good ol' Wally never lets us down.
Riley: Aw, Dad, not One-Cut Wally.
Dick Daring: That's not fair, you know he's got more than one cut.
He turns his back to Riley. A raccoon eats at his bottom.
Dick Daring: Remember last time?
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Flashback.
Inside Super Discount Budget Cutz. Wally, a man with a sideburn, points to a board with options marked 1, 2, 3, and 4. The options had similar hairstyles to Todd, Riley, Dick, and K. the Darings were waiting in front of Wally's desk.
Wally: All right, pick a number.
Todd: I'll take a 1.
Riley: 2.
K: 3.
Dick Daring: Uh, surprise me.
Dick Daring: Uh, surprise me.
The Darings walk out of the salon. Dick is seen with long hair.
Dick Daring: Wow, that Wally is a miracle worker.
Flashback ends.
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Riley has a nervous look on her face. She runs to her room and takes out her FleemTel phone to call the Fleemco company.
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Phone call sequence.
Conrad, a man with a large mustache calls on his phone from Fleemco Headquarters.
Conrad: Hello, Fleemco.
Riley: I need a new look. And Wally at Super Discount Budget Cutz isn't going to cut it.
Cut to outside of the Super Discount Budget Cutz salon. As soon as Wally gets to lock the doors, two men emerge from a military style helicopter.
Man (on left): Walter Burns, our nation's military needs a barber who can give identical haircuts to thousands of new recruits. (Bottom shows three men with wild hair. As a shaver swipes down, the men appear bald.) Are you up for the challenge?
Wally: Sir, yes sir!
Wally: Sir, yes sir!
The men snatch Wally. They take him up into the helicopter. The doors close. A skinny flamboyant man, Fabian La Toule comes out of the bottom hatch.
Fabian: (halting French accent) Bon chance, mon ami.
The helicopter flies away.
The helicopter flies away.
Phone call sequence ends.
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The Darings walk into Super Discount Budget Cutz. They stand by a lady with red hair sitting at the front desk.
Dick Daring: Hello, we're here for our 3:00 appointment with Wally.
Front Desk Lady: Sorry, Wally's gone. The new guy, Fabian La Toule is taking all his appointments.
Cut to the salon area. Fabian is finished giving a makeover to a woman with curly rolled up blonde hair.
Fabian: Voila.
Lady with Makeover: Amazing! And "Foofie" has never looked better. (shows a small brown dog with an identical hair style to the lady) Have you? have you? Oh, the pretty girl.
