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Opening Credits
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In Captain Man's lair. Kid Danger feeds Monster Baby, a demonic-looking green skinned baby with red eyes some milk from a bottle.
Kid Danger: Whoa! Slow down! Take it easy, Monster Baby.
Close up of Monster Baby drinking from the bottle.
Kid Danger: (voiceover) This is so disgusting.
Cut to Kid Danger.
Kid Danger: Hey, Captain Man, why do we have to feed this creature?
Captain Man: Because, Kid Danger, even though The Toddler transformed that baby into a hideous monster, he still needs love and milk.
As Monster Baby was about to drink the last drop of milk from his bottle, he chomped on the bottle and swallows it whole.
Kid Danger: (screams) He ate the whole bottle!
Captain Man: Darn it! We gotta get that bottle out of his throat! Open his mouth!
Kid Danger: Right.
Kid Danger opens Monster Baby's mouth, mutters.
Captain Man: Now, I'll reach down there and yank out the bottle.
Captain Man reaches his hand into Monster Baby's mouth.
Kid Danger: Do you feel the bottle?
Captain Man: Yeah, I think I feel it.
Kid Danger: Yank it out!
Captain Man yanks out an orange cat from Monster Baby's mouth.
Captain Man: Gooch's cat?
Gooch's Cat: (meowing)
Kid Danger: So that's where it went!
Captain Man drops the cat.
Captain Man: We've gotta get that bottle out of that baby!
Captain Man sticks his hand into Monster Baby's mouth. This time, he yanks out a pink bikini top with white polka dots.
Captain Man: Gooch's cat?
Kid Danger: Whose bikini top is that?
Captain Man drops the bikini top.
Captain Man: We'll never know.
Monster Baby claps his hands.
Captain Man: Now we've got to get that bottle out of him.
Kid Danger: Reach back down.
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