Monday, June 13, 2016

Game Shakers - MeGo the Freakish Robot Transcript

Game Shakers building. Inside, Kenzie is gathering food and puts them on a table. Babe walks in.

Babe: Hey.

Kenzie: Where were you? We left school an hour ago.

Babe: You told me to stop and buy some cheese.

Kenzie: Where is it?

Babe throws Kenzie a package of batteries.

Kenzie: These are batteries.

Babe: Yeah, I got bored looking for the cheese.

Kenzie bends down.

Babe: Uh, why are you dressed like my mom's lawyer?

Kenzie: Because this is our first real business meeting and I have to look professional.

Babe: Ooh.

Babe picks up a grape and as she was going to eat it, Kenzie slaps her hand.

Kenzie: That's not professional.

Babe: Fine, I won't eat the grapes.

Kenzie: Thank you. Oh! The toothpicks.

As Kenzie rushes to find the toothpicks, Babe bends down and gobbles up everything on the plate. Kenzie looks at the refridgerator and Babe puts her hands on her hips. Double G walks in.

Double G: I'm here, but you only got me for fifteen minutes. That's it.

Double G throws a tennis ball and hits it with a racquet. The ball hits a window and glass breaks.

Babe: The clients aren't even here yet.

Double G: Well, they better get here because I got a charity tennis game to get to at six o'clock.

Babe: What charity?

Double G: I don't know. Some dolphin disease.

Kenzie: I love dolphins.

Double G: Me too. When they're grilled and barbecued.

Kenzie gasps.

Babe: (disappointed) Double G!

Double G: I'm just playin'. I'm just hungry.

Babe: Well, we got food right here.

Double G: Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Double G jabs his fork into a meatball and picks it up.

Double G: Meatball, you're about to get eaten by an A-list celebrity.

Kenzie jumps on Double G and makes him drop his fork.

Kenzie: (yelling) Don't eat that!

Double G: (angrily) What is wrong with you?!

Kenzie: They're for the meeting.

Double G: Oh.

Babe bends down and picks up the meatball.

Babe: Here, I'll put it back on the plate.

Kenzie: Oh no, it was on the floor, just throw it away.

Double G: No, don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

Double G throws the meatball and hits it with the tennis racquet. The meatball hits the door and it stuck to it.

Double G: Splat!

Miles and Sharon, two British people walk in.

Miles: Excuse me? We're from Robotamus Technologies in London.

Sharon: We brought the gift of Bibble.

Babe, Kenzie, and Double G walk up to Miles and Sharon.

Kenzie: Oh, you must be Miles and Sharon.

Babe: Welcome to Game Shakers.

They shake hands.

Miles: Hello.

Kenzie: Kenzie Bell.

Sharon hands Kenzie the bibble jar.

Kenzie: Oh, thank you.

Babe: Yes.

Miles: Miles.

Kenzie: So nice to meet you.

Miles: Pleasure.

Sharon: I'm Sharon.

Double G: I don't shake hands.

***

Double G looks at his watch.

Miles: Well, first we'd like to say we are huge fans of your company, Game Shakers.

Sharon: We love the games you make like "Sky Whale" and "Dirty Blob".

Babe: Thanks.

Kenzie: Thanks so much.

Double G: Okay, look. I got a tennis match with Al Roker at six o'clock.

Babe: So, what do the two of you want to talk to us about?

Sharon: Actually, there are three of us.

Kenzie: Oh, you're pregnant?

Sharon: Oh, no. (laughs) No, no, no.

Miles: She just had a big lunch.

Babe: So then, who's the third person?

Sharon: Ah, we're glad you asked. MeGo!

Miles: MeGo!

MeGo, a life-sized white-colored robot with blue eye lights walks in the Game Shakers building.

MeGo: Hello, Game Shakers.

MeGo spins his head.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Double G jumps off the couch, screaming and freaking out. Babe and Kenzie run to look at MeGo.

Babe and Kenzie: Wow!

Kenzie: Oh, he's so cute! Can we touch him?

Double G: (yelling) No! Don't do that! Don't touch him! I saw a movie where a man touched a robot and the robot cracked his head open like a coconut! And then scraped all the nut meat up!

Miles: Well, it's very unlikely that MeGo would ever eat somebody's brains.

Sharon: Less than a 10% chance.

Kenzie: Hey, is MeGo a boy or a girl?

Babe: Yeah, we talking HeGo or SheGo.

Miles: MeGo has no gender.

Sharon: MeGo is welcome in all restrooms.

Babe and Kenzie: Ohh.

Babe: So, how goes it, MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo. Your name is Babe. You are one of the creators of the company, Game Shakers. You are allergic to peanuts.

Babe: How did he know all that?

Miles: We told MeGo he was coming to meet you.

Sharon: So he automatically went online and researched you.

Double G: All right, all right. Who's got a gun? We need to stop this thing while we still can!

Kenzie: What else can MeGo do?

Miles: MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Sharon: Dance with Babe and Kenzie.

MeGo: Regular or freaky?

Babe and Kenzie: Freaky.

MeGo presses a button on his head. Dance music starts playing and his eyes light up in different colors. He dances along with Babe and Kenzie.

Double G: (yelling) Hey, wait! Hey, wait a minute! That is too freaky!

MeGo continues dancing with Babe and Kenzie.

Miles: MeGo, stop.

The music and dancing stop.

Double G: All right, so "MeGoo" can go on the internet, he can dance, and he can play music. What do you want us to do?

Miles: Well, our company plans to introduce MeGo and his extraordinary capabilities to the world early next year.

Sharon: And we'd like to hire your company to create a mobile game based on MeGo.

Babe: Wow, that'd be so fun!

Miles: Perfect. We'll leave MeGo here with you.

Sharon: So you can get to know him and give him all sorts of interesting challenges.

Babe: Ooh, I got one. MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Babe: Locate the nearest pair of tennis shorts and then bring them to me.

MeGo: Searching for tennis shorts.

MeGo turns to Double G and scans him. MeGo then chases him.

Double G: Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hey, stay away from the shorts!

MeGo: Surrender your shorts.

Double G: AAAHH!

MeGo: Stop. Give me your shorts.

MeGo chases Double G out the door. 

Double G: (yelling offscreen) Stop! I'm a celebrity! Aaahhh!

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon stare out laughing.

MeGo then walks back in the building with the tennis shorts. Double G was already walking back in.

MeGo: Tennis shorts.

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon start clapping.

Babe: Way to go, MeGo!

Kenzie: Good job.

Double G snatches the shorts from MeGo and spanked its butt.

MeGo: Ouch.

Double G storms out of the building with the shorts. Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon continued laughing.



***




Opening Credits


***


Game Shakers building. 

Triple G walks in.

Triple G: All right, Mr. MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Triple G: I want you to go over to those baseballs, and one at a time, throw the baseballs at the watermelons.

Kenzie: Okay, what is this accomplishing?

Babe: We're supposed to be making a game here.

Triple G: You said we're supposed to test MeGo, so I'm testing his ability to throw baseballs at various melons.

MeGo takes out a ball and then aims at a melon.

Kenzie: Okay, but how does that help--

MeGo: Ball away!

MeGo aims and then throws. The watermelon pieces got on Kenzie.

Triple G: Oh!

Hudson: Wow, great throw, MeGo.

Triple G: Yeah, MeGo, good boy!

Triple G pats on MeGo's head.

MeGo: I am not gender-specific.

Kenzie: Will someone please bring me a rag?

Hudson: MeGo, come here.

MeGo walks up to Hudson. Hudson takes out a wipe.

Hudson: You got some watermelon on you.

MeGo: Oh, no.

Hudson cleans off the watermelon piece off of MeGo.

Hudson: Here.

MeGo: Ohh.

Hudson: There you go, buddy.

MeGo: Thank you. You're nice.

Hudson: Aw. I think you're nice, too.

MeGo: For reals?

Hudson: Sure.

Babe tries to clean the watermelon off or Kenzie.


Babe: Wait, you got, you got watermelon seeds in your hair.

Kenzie: Aww, forget it, I'm gonna go take a shower.

Babe: All right, boys. We're taking a break.

Hudson: Cool.

Triple G's phone chimes.

Triple G: Hey, I'm gonna go pick up our food.

Babe: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm coming with you.

Triple G: Why?

Babe: So you don't eat the fries on the way back.

Triple G: Okay, that's offensive.

Babe and Triple G walk out.


MeGo: Now we're alone, together.

Hudson: Yup. Just you and me, bruh.

MeGo: What is "bruh"?

Hudson: Oh, it just means like "buddy". Like something that friends call each other.

MeGo: You are my friend?

Hudson: Yeah, bruh. We're friends.

MeGo: You make me feel happy.

Hudson: Well, alright.

***

Sugar Hill Junior High.

Babe and Kenzie walk in the hallway. Hudson walks in.

Kenzie: Uh, Hudson.

Hudson: Oh. Morning, Babe, Kenz.

Babe: Why are you in such a happy mood?

Hudson: 'Cause last night, I heard the greatest bedtime story ever.

Babe and Kenzie give Hudson a surprised look.

Babe: What?

Kenzie: Your mom still reads you bedtime stories?

Hudson: Nuh-uh. MeGo read it to me.

Babe and Kenzie look confused.

Babe: You took MeGo home with you?

Hudson: Nope. He just showed up at my house.

Kenzie: What do you mean, "he just showed up"?

Hudson: Well, last night, I just took a bath, got jammied up, went to bed, and MeGo just walked into my room.

Kenzie: But how did he know where you live?

Babe: He probably looked up Hudson's address and GPS'd him.

Kenzie: Yeah, I guess he could've used--

Hudson: Whoa, look it!

MeGo walked in the hallway, holding a lunch bag. He was going to hand it to Hudson.

MeGo: Ohhh.

Babe: MeGo!

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Kenzie: Who told you to come here?

MeGo: Nobody. I brought Hudson his lunch, in this bag.

Hudson: Aww, that's sweet, buddy.

MeGo: I made your favorite sandwich.

Hudson: PB and ham?

MeGo: Yes, in this bag.

Hudson: No way! Thanks, dude!

Babe: How did you know he likes peanut butter and ham sandwiches?

MeGo: I called his grandmother.

Hudson: Oh, yeah? How's Mamoo?

Kenzie: MeGo, you're not supposed to be here.

Babe: Go back to Game Shakers.

MeGo: Okay. Hudson, will you walk me to the door?

Hudson: Sure. Come on.

MeGo takes his hand out.

Hudson: Well.

MeGo and Hudson hold hands and walk out.

MeGo: Your hand feels soft.

Hudson: I use special lotion.

MeGo: Well, it's working.

***

Game Shakers building.

Babe and Kenzie are working on their game. The game involves MeGo climbing a tree.

Babe: Okay, the goal is for MeGo to climb higher and higher.

Kenzie: While avoiding the red peacocks, 'cause they're poisonous.

Babe: Try it.

Triple G: All right.