Monday, February 13, 2017

Nickelodeon’s Not So Valentine’s Special Transcript



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Opening Credits




Announcer: It's Nickelodeon's Not So Valentine's Special. Starring a bunch of Nickelodeon stars.


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Santa's Workshop. Carl, the boss elf checks on two elves named Jingles and Tinsel, who were busy making toys.

Carl (Chris Tallman): Jingles, Tinsel. How's it going?

Tinsel (Kelly Perine): Super! And there's only 315 days left until Christmas!

Jingles (Tony Cavalero): And it's Valentine's Day. Check out this card we made for Santa to give to Mrs. Claus.


Jingles and Tinsel show Carl the card.


Carl: (reading) Aww. "To My Sweetie Pie".

A pie shoots out of the card and hits Carl in the face.


Jingles: Get it? "Sweetie Pie"?

Carl: Who'd thought Mrs. Claus would enjoy getting hit in the face with a pie?!

Tinsel: It was actually (points to Jingles) his idea. I wanted to use a cake, or a lemon tart, just really--

Carl: She doesn't want to get hit in the face with anything! You guys are supposed to be making Valentine's gifts for Mrs. Claus and getting the sleigh ready for their big date tomorrow!








Mitchell (Calum Worthy): What's the password again?

Breanna: Oh, it's "cupid123", all lowercase.

Stars: Breanna!