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Opening Credits
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In Freddie's Voodoo Shop.
Freddie: (chuckles) Well, well, well. The famous Auradonian kids.
Mal: Okay, Freddie. Retract your claws.
Freddie: But I just had them sharpened.
Audrey gasps.
Evie: She's joking. I think.
Freddie: Aww. Look at these two. They're adorable.
Ben and Audrey hold each other.
Freddie: It's sickening.
Audrey: Hey! You can't talk to us like that.
Freddie: And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?
Audrey: I'll... I'll... I'll....
Freddie: Thought so.
Audrey: When I throw a party, I'll.... I won't invite you.
Freddie cackles. Ben and Audrey watch her. Cut to Evie rolling her eyes. Freddie sighs.
Evie: We really need to teach her how to smack talk.
Mal: Do you remember the "your mama" battles we used to have?
Evie: Yo mama so weak, old ladies help her across the street.
Mal: Yo mama so weak, instead of poison apples she makes apple pie.
Evie: Yo mama so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells.
Mal: Yo mama so soft, cats share pictures of her.
Evie: Oh snap. (snaps fingers)
Mal and Evie giggle and do a fist bump.
Audrey: Yo mama so soft, she's like... a pillow.
Freddie: Well, what do you know? You guys are even more lamer than I imagined.
Audrey: Okay, we may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame!
Ben: Yeah!
Audrey: We can be rotten just like you guys!
Ben: Yeah! (confused) We can? Uh, yeah... (grabs a cup) Check this out!
Ben throws the cup on the floor, and breaks it.
Ben: Oh, what have I done?
Audrey: Let me help. Anyone got glue?
Cut to Mal and Evie.
Ben: (offscreen) Uh, I'd be happy to pay for damages.
Mal: Watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother had ever gave me.
Evie: Oh yeah. We have got to get out of here before anyone else shows up.
Cut to Freddie at the register.
Audrey: (offscreen) Are we going to jail?
CJ Hook peeks out of the curtain. She snaps a pic of the gang. Freddie gets shocked and gasps.
Freddie: (whispering to CJ) You gotta hide. I don't want them to know you're here too.
CJ hides and disappears.
Mal: I don't even know how we got here. I mean, one minute I was rubbing paint off of Jordan's lamp, and then the next... (surprised) That's it! The lamp! I just wish we could ask her how we...
Mal, Evie, Freddie, Audrey, and Ben disappear in a pink cloud of smoke.
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In Jordan's lamp. Jordan is doing a lemonade tutorial video for "AuraTube".
Jordan: (Southern accent) Then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar...
As Jordan was going to put the sugar in her lemonade pitcher, Mal, Evie, Freddie, Ben, and Audrey appear in the lamp and interrupt the video.
Mal: (nervously) Hi. (chuckles) Is this a bad time?
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Flash to a shot of Jordan's computer monitor with a picture of the six in the lamp. The picture has the caption "Jordan Has Lemonade Meltdown".
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