Opening Credits
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In Mal and Evie's dorm room. Audrey is sitting on the bed brushing 100-ft blonde hair. Evie comes into the room with a makeup case.
Evie: Who's ready for party makeovers?!
Mal: I guess I am. (chuckles)
Audrey: Sure...
Freddie: I don't think I--
Evie: That's the attitude! I've concocted an amazing beauty mineral base. Who wants a "bacial"?
Mal and Audrey look at each other, unimpressed.
Evie: P.S., I made that up.
Mal: Whoa, never would've guessed that.
Audrey: Doesn't matter. I wasn't even chosen as a QNLB.
Mal: Is that a good thing? Cause, that acronym just doesn't sound good.
Audrey: It's "Queen of the Neon Lights Ball". Duhsies. (furiously) And I...did not...win! Ughh!
Evie: Uh, Freddie, did you just ask who did win?
Freddie: Uh, no.
Mal: (scoffs)
Evie: I don't know where! I'm running out of room for all my crowns.
Audrey: (brushing the hair) Ugh!!! Ughhh!!!
Mal: Is that Ruby's hair?
Audrey: No! It's the other girl with the 100-foot ponytail. It's stress-brushing. Stress-brushing helps me deal with losing.
Evie: Well, you better keep brushing cause I am on fire! (rapping) Carbon dioxide, water vapor, oxygen and nitrogen ignited up in here!
Audrey: Ughh!!
Evie: Okay, Freddie, for your makeover, I'm thinking a little less voodoo and a little more new-do.
Evie: No probs. Audrey, for your makeover, I'm thinking about some apple red lipstick and some wicked Cheshire Cat eyes.
Audrey: The only makeover I'm interested in is the one where I made over from being the one who lost the crown to the one who won.
Evie: Oh, I forgot to bring that one. Sorry. Mal, for your makeover, I wanna see what you look like in purple.
Mal: Uh, I think we know the answer to that.
Evie: Oh, that's not purple, that's aubergine.
Freddie: You know, I always thought of it as more of an eggplant.
Mal: Uh, what's happening here?
Audrey: I know, right? It's clearly more of an amethyst.
Jane barges into the room.
Jane: (distressed) Guys, my mascot uniform is gone!
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