Friday, July 31, 2026

Big Time Rush - Big Time Blogger Transcript

Palm Woods hotel, pool.


Kelly hands Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan four cameras.

Kendall: Kelly, what's with the cameras?

Kelly: Gustavo wants you to shoot some videos for the future Big Time Rush website.

Logan: Cool.

Carlos: Sweet.

Kelly: So your future fans can get to know the real you. Now, get shooting and get the cameras back to me in the morning.

Kendall: All right.

The boys make poses while holding their cameras.

***

Palm Woods, Knights' room.

James: This is James from Big Time Rush. Enjoy.

James makes poses.


Palm Woods pool.

Carlos: Hey, guys? What's up? It's Carlos of Big Time Rush. I'm gonna jump in the pool with my rocket skates. Check it out. 

Carlos focuses the camera to his roller skates. The roller skates had rockets taped on to each side.

Carlos: Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. Ahhhhh!

Carlos whizzes in to the pool. As he jumps in, static appears on screen.


Palm Woods, Knights' room.

James dances.


Rocque Records back lot.

Kendall: This is what I call the hockey puck cam. 

“Famous” plays in the background. Kendall fixes the camera on to the ground. He hits the camera with his hockey puck and static appears.


Palm Woods, Knights' room.

James dances. He kicks and static appears.

Logan: This is the lobby. Oh, and those are the elevators. (laughs) You know. 

Kendall, Carlos, and James run in, clamoring.

Kendall, Carlos, James: (speaking simultaneously) Hey, Logan. I need to borrow your camera. It’s for my video.

The three tackle Logan.

Logan: This is my camera!

Static appears.


Rocque Records, Gustavo’s office.

The boys hand Gustavo and Kelly a box with the video cameras.

James: Hey, here are your videos. 

Kendall: There you go. 

Logan: Enjoy. 

Kelly notices a camera is broken.

Gustavo screams.






***




Opening Credits

***



Rocque Records building.

Gustavo: Boys, our album comes out in 3 months. And given our recent web video DISASTER, it's time for phase 2 of my "Get Big Time Rush on the web so people will know about you and buy your album in 3 months".

Kendall: Is that phase 2 under the sheet?

Kelly: Guys, get ready, because today, Big Time Rush is spending... "A Day with Deke".

Kelly pulls off the sheet. It revealed a monitor with a blog.

Gustavo: Hollywood's number-one entertainment music blogger.

Kelly: Guys, Dak Zevon was a nobody, until he spent the day ice fishing with Deke, then he became "the reel deal".

Kelly clicks a button on a remote. The monitor showed a post showing an image of Dak Zevon ice fishing with the headline "Dak is the Reel Deal".


Gustavo: And today, it's Big Time Rush at the famous Palm Woods pool.

The boys cheer.

Kendall: Cool. So we just have to hang out with this guy and be the real... us?

Gustavo and Kelly: (laughing, then stern voices) No.

Gustavo: I don't want him anywhere near the real you. You'll just knock him into the pool or slice off his arm with a hockey stick.

Carlos: 'Cause that's bad, right?

Kelly: Yes, because if you have a bad day with Deke, your careers could end up like Tanyon Lavell's.

Boys: Who's Tanyon Lavell?

Gustavo and Kelly: Exactly.

Gustavo: And now, I present to you, my "Day with Deke Big Time Dog Training" preparation team.

Kelly blows an air horn. A sensei, three stylists, and two business people rush in.

Business people: Change them!

The stylists tackle the Big Time Rush boys.


***

Palm Woods lobby.

Mr. Bitters finds Katie on a computer.

Mr. Bitters: Hogging our free internet again?

Katie: I'm trying to create a blog. Should I go political pundit, or should I just post pictures of small animals with big heads?

Mr. Bitters: Don't care.

Mr. Bitters notices a couple carrying luggage.

Mr. Bitters: Ugh. Look at those geniuses. She'll never make it to the door.

Katie: She'll make it further than him.

Mr. Bitters: Care to make a friendly bet?

Mr. Bitters high-fives Katie.

The couple continues to carry luggage, until the husband falls over.

Katie: Ha! You lose.

Mr. Bitters: It doesn't mean you're better than me.

Katie: Yeah, it does.

Katie leaves. Mr. Bitters crumples up his popcorn bag.


***

Rocque Records, recording studio.

Businesswoman: Boys, we've not only recreated the Palm Woods pool set for your Day with Deke...

Businessman: We've also recreated Deke.

He brings out a cardboard cutout of Deke with red and green lights.

Carlos: (points) He's so tiny!

Gustavo: Please don't say that when you see him. Because it is very important what he thinks of you. Got it?

Boys: Got it.

Gustavo: Now, good luck with your training, my young Padawans. It begins, now.

Gustavo and Kelly leave.

Businesswoman: Boys, we've analyzed every one of Deke's celebrity blogs, and have the questions he's most likely going to ask.

Businessman: So let's get started. Kendall, how would you describe BTR's music?

Kendall: Oh. Um, I'd say it's got some rock and...

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Businesswoman: Too long! Deke wants juicy soundbites he can sink his blog into.

Businessman: Say "Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R&B".

Businesswoman: Logan, if you weren't in a band, what would you be doing right now?

Logan: Studying to be a doctor.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Businessman: Wrong. Deke is going to think you're geeky. Say you'd rather be snowboarding.

Logan: Snowboarding?

Business people: Snowboarding.

Logan: Okay.

***

Montage.

James: My lucky comb.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Carlos: Yes.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Carlos: No.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Carlos: Maybe?

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Logan: Antidisestablishmentarianism.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Kendall: Apatosaurus?

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

James: Golden shoes.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Logan: Cheese sticks.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

James: I'M GETTING A LITTLE FRUSTRATED HERE!

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Carlos comforts a sobbing Logan.

Logan: (sobbing) I was seven. I didn't know what I was doing.

The buzzer continues to sound repeatedly as the boys get scared.

Logan: Could you stop it!

The buzzer still continued to go off.

Montage ends.

Carlos: Violence.

A buzzer sounds as the light on the cardboard Deke flashed red.

Businessman: Carlos, violence is never the answer. The correct answer is seven.

Businesswoman: Okay. According to those answers, we predict Deke will think you're slightly more advanced than cavemen who like corn dogs.

James: (screams) We can do better.

The boys each get up.

Logan: Yeah, we are way more developed than cavemen. Cro-Magnon even.

Carlos: And we like hot dogs, too!

Kendall: We're just four hockey players who love singing and we can't wait for people to hear our first album.

A ding sounds as a light on the cardboard Deke flashed green.

Businesswoman: Congratulations. Deke now thinks Big Time Rush is four dedicated smart and fun-loving guys who share a passion for music.

Businessman: And he's looking forward to your album.

Boys: Yes!

***

Rocque Records, Gustavo's office. 

Gustavo is sitting in front of a desk with five cell phones.

Kelly: Shouldn't we be helping the guys?

Gustavo: We are. Welcome to phase 3 of my big time internet blitz. I'm giving the guys Scuttlebutter accounts. That way they can text their fans what's the haps. Only they won't be posting. It'll be me. Because they are stupid.

Kelly snatches the phone from Gustavo.

Kelly: Please don't do that.

Gustavo snatches the phone back.

Gustavo: It's easy. I signed up too. You just Scuttbutt fun facts about yourself. (types) "I hate Brusselssprouts". Done.

Gustavo shows the phone to Kelly.

Kelly: It's two words. "Brussels sprouts".

Gustavo types.

Gustavo: All right. Delete, delete, backspace, and cut, pa...

A whoosh sound plays from the phone.

Gustavo: What just happened?

Kelly looks at the phone.

Kelly: You just sent out a Scuttbutt saying you hate Brussels. As in the capital of Belgium.

Gustavo: Aah! Who cares?


Belgian capital of Brussels, cafe.

A man looks at his phone and and is so horrified he spits out his coffee.

Belgian man: Sacre bleu! This record producer, he says he hates Brussels!

A crowd of horrified people start clamoring.

***

Palm Woods lobby.

Katie is sitting at her laptop. Mr. Bitters sets up a shell game.

Mr. Bitters: And now for a true test of skill. Double or nothing.

Katie: It was a friendly bet! It already is nothing. And I'm trying to think of a blog here.

Mr. Bitters: Follow the ball.

Mr. Bitters puts the ball under a cup and moves the three cups around.

Mr. Bitters: Follow the ball. Where it goes, nobody knows.

Katie: Middle.

Mr. Bitters: Wrong.

He lifts up the middle cup and reveals the ball is under it.

Mr. Bitters: What?

Katie closes up her laptop and walks up to Mr. Bitters.

Katie: Dude. You should get out. Now. Just walk away.

Mr. Bitters stares at Katie.

Katie: Seriously.

Mr. Bitters walks away.

***

Rocque Records, recording studio.

Businessman: Boys, say hello to body language expert to the stars, Mr. Fong.

Kendall: What's with the biscuits?

Mr. Fong throws a biscuit at Kendall.

Mr. Fong: No pointing! Deke will think you are accusing. Offer a gentle smile instead.

The boys all smile, however James is too busy combing his hair.

Mr. Fong throws a biscuit at him.

James: Ow!

Mr. Fong: Deke thinks you are shallow and only care about appearances.

James: Um, is that bad?

Mr. Fong throws another biscuit at James.

The boys then shielded themselves, but Mr. Fong continued to throw biscuits at them.

Mr. Fong: Never cross your arms! Deke will think you are closed to him. You want to be open.

The boys open their arms sheepishly.

Mr. Fong: Better.

The boys take a sigh of relief and slouch. Mr. Fong starts to throw biscuits at them.

Mr. Fong: NO SLOUCHING! Now show me. Deke thinks you are... engaged.

The boys make thinking poses. The business people write in their notes.

Mr. Fong: He thinks you are cool.

The boys make cool poses. The business people write down notes while enjoying the biscuits.

Mr. Fong: Eclectic!

The boys make different poses. Kendall is meditating, Logan is reading a book, Carlos is doing a handstand, and James does a cool pose.

Mr. Fong: Smoking hot!

The boys make fashionable poses.

Mr. Fong: Now you are ready for your day with Deke.

The boys cheer, while the business people fist-bump.

Mr. Fong takes out a biscuit. The boys gasp in fear.

Mr. Fong: What? Fong is hungry. (eats biscuit)

The boys let out a sigh of relief.

Businessman: Boys, this is a test you cannot fail.

Businesswoman: You need to make this a day Deke will never forget.

Mr. Fong: What he thinks is what is.

Gustavo: And remember, our album comes out in 3 months, and the web is a powerful tool that can take BTR right to the top. And Deke.... (takes off sunglasses) is a powerful man.

***

Palm Woods pool.

Deke, a guy with a laptop strapped onto himself stands by the Big Time Rush boys.

Deke: (unenthusiastically) So you guys are Big Time Rush.

Carlos: (laughs) You're so tiny!

The boys hit Carlos. Deke types on his laptop.

Boys: (in unison) Yeah. We are. Big Time Rush.

Deke: So how would you describe BTR's music?

Kendall: Big Time Rush is a fun mix of rock, pop, with a dash of R&B.

Deke types on his laptop.

Deke: What would you be doing if you weren't in a pop band?

Logan: (gets up) Snowboardin'. It's kinda my thing. Yeah! You know, half-pipe?

Deke types on his laptop.

Deke: And who are you?

James: Me? (does a pose) I'm James.

Deke types on his laptop. The boys look at him optimistically.

***

Rocque Records, Gustavo's office.

Gustavo types on two laptops.

Gustavo: I love the web. Web, web, web. Right now, the boys are winning over Deke, and thanks to Scuttlebutter, (clicks a button) I'm getting the big time word out all over the world.

Kelly turns and notices Gustavo's face on a news broadcast.

Kelly: Why are you on TV?

Kelly unmutes the TV. Gustavo turns to the TV.


TV news report.

News reporter: Gustavo Rocque is back in the news for sparking outrage in Belgium. After posting on Scuttlebutter that he hates Brussels, Belgian-Americans in L.A.'s Little Antwerp are burning his records and boycotting his latest project, Big Time Rush.

Cut to protesters in Little Antwerp.


Gustavo screams so loud we see a wide shot of the Rocque Records building.


Pan to the Palm Woods pool.

Deke types on his laptop.

Deke: Okay, done.

Carlos: What? That's it?!

Deke: "Big Time Rush is just another band force-fed upon us by the music industry. From the blogger that only writes the truth, it's clear they're full of rehearsed sound bytes, choreographed body language, and no real substance."

James: (yelps) Aah!

Deke: "I suspect their hair, words, wardrobe, and singing is done for them."

Kendall facepalms.

Deke: "Don't buy their album." Bye.

Deke closes up his laptop and leaves. The boys get up.

Logan: Well, training didn't work.

Kendall: It's time for Plan B. As in "be ourselves".

The boys start clamoring as they follow Deke into the lobby.

Kendall: Deke! Wait! We're sorry. That wasn't us out there.

James: Just give us a second chance.

Logan: You can't leave yet. It's "A Day with Deke".

Carlos: Yeah, not "Five Minutes with Deke".

Deke: My blog seeks the truth, and the truth here is, you're nothing but overdressed, corporate pop butts!

James: (yelps)

Deke: Now, I'm going back to the coffee shop to proof this, and post it to my blog and tell everyone that Big Time Rush is a big waste of time.

James tackles Deke and throws him in a supply closet.

Carlos, Kendall, and Logan: James! 

James then locks the door.

Carlos, Kendall, and Logan: What was that?!

James: Plan C?


***

Palm Woods lobby.

Logan and Carlos come out holding wires.

Logan: Okay, disconnected the Wi-Fi, so Deke can't post his blog from here.

Deke: (through door) Darn it!

Carlos: We also disconnected the cable TV, telephone, air conditioning, and all the garden hoses, just in case.

Deke: (through door, bangs) You can't stop the truth!

Kendall: Look! If you just agree to spend the rest of the day with us, like you promised...

James: And let us prove we're not phonies...

Logan and Carlos: We'll let you out.

Deke: (through door) Okay! I will!

The boys cheer.

Kendall opens the door and Deke comes out. James pats his shoulder.

Deke yells and tries to fight the boys. They push him back inside the closet and lock the door.

Deke: (through door, bangs) As soon as I get internet access, you guys are big time finished!

Kendall: Well, let's look on the bright side. This is definitely a day Deke will never forget.

Carlos: Yep.

***

Palm Woods pool.

Katie notices Mr. Bitters has set up an air hockey table.

Mr. Bitters: The game, air hockey. The rules, first one to score wins. Double or nothing.

Katie: Double of nothing is nothing. And what do you think about a travel blog? Like "Don't Stay At the Palm Woods Because the Manager's Nuts"?

Mr. Bitters: Wi-Fi's down. Besides, sounds like somebody's scared.

Katie walks away. Mr. Bitters makes chicken sounds. She turns back.

Katie: Oh, just give me a paddle.

Katie plays championship music on a boombox. Mr. Bitters makes poses. He points to her.

Katie: Sometime today.

Mr. Bitters puts the puck onto the table and shoots it. The puck bounces off the corners of the table and lands in his goal. Katie leaves.

***

Rocque Records, Gustavo's office.


TV news broadcast.

News reporter Ted Garcia is standing outside the building with the protesters.

Ted: Ted Garcia outside of Rocque Records where Belgian protesters numbering in the double digits are striking back against anti-Belgianism.


Gustavo: IT WAS A TYPO!

Businesswoman: Don't worry. Belgians tend to get tired quickly, then go home and make waffles.

Businessman: They're a peace-loving and gentle people.


TV.

Ted: And now joining the protest is very buff, and very violent Hollywood action star Jean-Luc Varn Darn.


Business people: Except for that guy.


TV.

Jean-Luc pushes Ted.

Jean-Luc: Gustavo, I am coming for you.

He punches a poster of Gustavo's face.


Gustavo takes out his phone and screams.

Gustavo: Send. (pushes a button)

***

Palm Woods lobby.

Kendall: Look, we just want a chance to change the way you think about us.

Deke: Fine. I'll interview you through the door.

The boys cheer and get up.

Deke: (through door) What made you decide to come to L.A.?

Kendall: Uh, well, we didn't really plan on this, but when amazing opportunities come, you have to--

Deke: (through door) Can someone elaborate on that?

James: Sure. Well, it was my dream to be a pop star, but my buds helped me get to the audition--

Deke: (through door) Where do you see yourself in 20... (voice distorts)

The boys look confused.

Logan: Oh no! His battery died!

James, Kendall, and Carlos: Wait, what?

They open the door. It was revealed that "Deke's" voice came from a tape recorder. The air duct was open.

James: He's in the ducts!

The boys run.


Air ducts.

Deke: All I have to do is find a hard-wired computer and expose the big time truth!

James: Yeah, well, the truth is we do so sing! Observe.

Kendall: (singing) C...

Logan: (singing) C...

Carlos: (singing) C...

James: (singing with boys) C...

Deke: Not bad. But I will destroy you!

Deke continues to crawl. The boys chase him.

Boys: Go, go, go, go, go!

Deke: I feel so sweaty. And, man, it's hot in here!

Deke stops to wipe his sweat.

Boys: Do you want some water?

Deke: Do you have sparkling?

Carlos runs into the supply closet.

Logan: One second.

James: He's coming.

Carlos returns with a bottle of sparkling water.

Carlos: Hey. Catch.

Carlos throws the bottle to Deke.

Deke: Thanks.

He takes a sip of his water.

Deke: Ahh. Later, losers!

Deke crawls.


Outside the Palm Woods.

The boys hear loud clanging from the ducts.

Deke crawls once more until he accidentally falls out of the duct.

Deke: (through duct) Oww!

Kendall: So, uh, what are we looking at here?

Logan: False imprisonment, involuntary manhunting. I would say at least 100 hours' community service.

Boys: Ouch.

Loud clanging comes from the ducts.

Carlos: Is he going back up?


Ducts.

Deke climbs back up.

Deke: That was kinda fun.

He slides back down.

Deke: Whee!


Outside.

Carlos: Which way did he slide?

Logan: I don't know!

The boys run to catch Deke.

James: We can't lose him, he thinks we're big time phonies!

The boys follow the clanging sounds.

Kendall: He went that way!


Ducts.

Deke: Where are you, internet connection?

He continues to crawl until he notices a classroom with a set of computers.

Deke: Jackpot.

Deke takes the vent cover off and gets ready to land.

Deke: Now I land in the chair, plug in, and bye-bye, big time phonies.

As soon as Deke gets ready to land, he fall into a trash can. The boys close up the trash can.

Deke: Darn it!

***

Rocque Records, main lobby.

As the Belgian protesters continue to riot outside, Gustavo is holding a plate of waffles as the business people are getting ready to take a picture.

Businessman: Now, once they see a photo of you enjoying Belgian waffles...

Businesswoman: ...They'll forget everything, and you'll be a national hero.

Kelly: Wait. Aren't Belgian waffles supposed to be, you know, really thick?

Businesswoman: Yeah.

Business people: And so are Belgians. (laughing)

The business people take a picture of Gustavo.


Outside.

Jean-Luc and the protesters notice the picture. He looked flabbergasted.

Jean-Luc: These aren't Belgian waffles. These are frozen toaster waffles. Get him!

The protesters run inside.


Rocque Records, main lobby.

The room starts to shake as the protesters run inside.

Gustavo: I decided I hate the web.

Jean-Luc: (points to Gustavo) Gustavo Rocque, you have insulted Belgium for the last time.

Mr. Fong comes in.

Mr. Fong: Wait. I'll hold them off.

Mr. Fong throws a biscuit at Jean-Luc. Jean-Luc grumbles.

Mr. Fong runs in fear.

Kelly: Run!

The protesters chase Kelly, Gustavo, and the business people.

***

Palm Woods pool.

Carlos: Life's funny, you know? One day you're hockey players. Then you're a pop band.

Logan: Then blognappers.

The trash can rumbles.

James: Why does he think we're phonies, hmm? He should like us!

Kendall: Why would he like us? Because I've gotta be honest, I don't like us right now.

Kendall walks up to the trash can.

Kendall: Worse than that, since when did we start caring about what people think about us? It's what we think about ourselves that matters.

Carlos: I think we might have let the marketers put words in our mouths.

Logan: I think Mr. Fong's biscuits may have caused temporary insanity.

Deke: (through trash can) Ha-ha, finally a true statement.

Kendall: And do you guys realize we never even questioned these outfits?

James: I think we look good.

Deke: (through trash can) It's a little overdone.

James: Quiet, you.

Kendall: We are not four hockey players from Minnesota anymore. We are four Anakins who went to the dark side. (taps lid of trash can)

Deke: (through trash can) Ow!

Logan, Carlos, James: So what do we do?

***

Outside the Palm Woods.

The boys push the trash can out. Carlos opens the lid.

Deke: You're letting me go?

The boys hoist him out. Carlos reattaches the harness holding Deke's laptop.

Boys: Come on. Watch it. Easy. You're good. Okay.

Kendall: And the truth is, with our album coming out soon, there's a lot of pressure, and it kinda got to us.

James: We hope you can forgive us.

Logan: And we hope you don't press charges.

Deke: Wow, you've really given me something to think about... right after I post my blog about how I was locked in a closet, tackled, chased through ducts, and trapped in a garbage can! Bye.

Deke leaves.

James: Hey, you never know. Maybe he'll get hit by a bus on the way to his coffee shop.

Horn honks and tires screech offscreen.

Boys: Oh, so close!

***

Palm Woods lobby.

Katie is sitting at her laptop until Mr. Bitters comes in.

Mr. Bitters: Let's go. Triple or nothing. Anything. I can't lose to a ten-year-old girl.

Katie: Fine. (closes laptop) And this one's for all the marbles, marbles representing nothing, of course.

Katie takes out a bucket.

Katie: Now, you stand in front of this bucket. 

Katie sets the bucket down. She walks up to another bucket filled with water balloons.

Katie: I bet that I can throw these water balloons into that bucket and not get a drop on you.

Mr. Bitters: Ha! Impossible. You're on.

Katie starts throwing the water balloons at Mr. Bitters.

Mr. Bitters: Ha! I win! Whoo-hoo-hoo! I win, I win, I win! (points to Katie) You lose. you didn't even get one balloon in the bucket.

Katie: I know. But this morning, I bet a bunch of kids 20 bucks that I could pelt you with balloons, and you'd cheer.

A group of teenagers walk in a line to give Katie each of their 20 bucks.

Katie: I'm gonna use it to finance my advice blog, BustYourBuildingManager.com.

Mr. Bitters: Smart. Say, can you lend me $20 to get some dry cleaning?

Katie hands him $20.

Katie: Keep it.

***

Rocque Records, main lobby.

The Big Time Rush boys walk in and notice the place is trashed from the protests.

Kendall: Well, looks like Gustavo had a good day, too.

Gustavo and Kelly walk in.

Gustavo: Boys, I have a feeling your album's not gonna sell very well in Belgium.

Boys: (talking simultaneously) Yeah, about the album...

Gustavo and Kelly: Your Day with Deke!

They run into Gustavo's office. The boys follow them.

Kendall: Gustavo, before you read the blog...

Gustavo and Kelly: Shh-shh-shh!

Gustavo: (reading) "The Big Time Truth: After lies about snowboarding, corporate-written sound bites, and being locked in a supply closet, I knew within my first five minutes that Big Time Rush were big time phonies."

The boys look disappointed.

Gustavo: YOU LOCKED HIM IN A SUPPLY CLOSET?!

Boys: Yep.

Gustavo tries to tackle the boys but Kelly holds him off.

Kelly: "But"-- hey. (reads) "The rest of my day was literally... a Big Time Rush."

Kelly turns the laptop to the boys so that they can continue reading.

Logan: "And not just because of the 20 foot high heating duct slides, garbage can rides, and sparkling water delivered upon request..."

Carlos: "...But in discovering that Big Time Rush are four dedicated, smart, and fun-loving guys who share a passion for music and life."

James: "My day with Big Time Rush is one I would never forget."

Kendall: "And I'm looking forward to hearing their new album."

Gustavo, Kelly, and the boys jump and cheer.

Gustavo: Okay, okay. Now that the dogs have crushed Phase 2 of my big time web attack, let's go back to Phase 1 and make some web videos for the Big Time Rush website.

Kelly: And this time, try not to break the cameras. (hands the boys cameras)

Boys: Got it.

***

Palm Woods air ducts.

The boys are crawling whilst shooting a video.

Kendall: What's up, guys? Big Time Rush here.

Carlos: Yeah, and this is what it's like sliding down the Palm Woods air duct.

Boys: Check it. Whoa!

As the boys slide down, static appears on screen.








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Monday, June 5, 2023

Bella and the Bulldogs - I Love You, Hunter Hayes! Transcript

Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

Bella, Sophie, and Pepper are standing in front of Bella's locker. A picture of Hunter Hayes can be seen along with a calendar reading "Days to Hayes". Bella rips off the 3 from the calendar to reveal a 2.

Pepper: I can't believe it's only two days left until the Hunter Hayes concert!

Bella: We bought these tickets a year ago. Remember how much babysitting we had to do to pay for them?

Pepper: I don't. I'm spoiled and my parents give me whatever I want.

Bella and Sophie look at her with confusion.

Pepper: Sorry. Inside thought.

Bella: Guys, we're so lucky he's coming to Silverado. Hunter never performs at small venues.

Sophie: If Hunter sings "21", I am going to die! But if he plays "I Want Crazy", I'm gonna come back from the dead just so I can die all over again.

Bella and Sophie squeal. Pepper walks off holding her phone.

Bella: Pepper, what are you doing on your phone?

Pepper: I'm trying to find a way to meet Hunter Hayes after the concert. Ace is finally putting my interview show on the air, but I don't have any big-name guests.

Sophie: I'm sure Hunter Hayes is a good guy, but he's a superstar. I don't think he's gonna have time for a middle-school TV show.

Pepper: (gasps) What if you're right? (ranting) Then my show won't get enough views and then Ace will cancel it, and I'll never be the next Oprah or Ellen, or any other single-name female powerhouse! The only way I'll get on a talk show is by being that lady who brings all the exotic animals and then--

Bella: Pepper, breathe! Actually, don't. We're seeing Hunter Hayes this Sunday!

The girls all high-five each other.

***

Locker room.

Coach Russell: We're cleaning the field this Sunday!

Bella: What?

Sawyer: Wait, this Sunday? Don't you think you should give us some notice?

Coach Russell: I did. (takes a paper from out of the door) Don't you all read the team newsletter?

Newt: We have a team newsletter?

Coach Russell: Well, that explains why no one showed up to help me move my waterbed.

Troy: Ha. Yeah. that's why no one showed up.

Coach Russell: This is a mandatory team activity. I expect to see you all here at 3 o'clock.

Bella: But, Coach--

Coach Russell: Ah, ah, ah, ah! I don't want to hear it. That waterbed burst in the stairwell. It deserved better.

Bella shrugs.





***




Opening Credits




***


Silverado West Middle School, football field.

Bella is talking to Sophie and Pepper.

Bella: I can't believe I have to miss the Hunter Hayes concert. This is the worst thing ever.

Pepper: Can't you skip the clean-up? You already practice five days a week-- plus games on Saturday.

Bella: So does everyone else.

Pepper: And who stays up all night before games to memorize her motivational speeches?

Bella: I can't just go in cold.

Sophie: And who wore a jockstrap just to show the guys she was one of them?

Bella: That was above and beyond-- and totally uncomfortable! You know what? You're right. I give my heart and soul in this team and never ask for anything, until now.

Bella walks up to Coach Russell.

Sophie: Go get 'em, mama.

Bella: Coach, I can't make it on Sunday.

Coach Russell: Yeah, hold on. (turns away) The Hunter Hayes concert is no excuse to miss a team clean-up. (turns to Bella) Okay, now what is your excuse?

Bella: Well, it's definitely not Hunter Hayes. It's... my nana's 60th birthday party?

Coach Russell: I find that hard to believe.

Bella: Oh, but--

Coach Russell: Your nana is turning 60? She looks great for her age. Really great! Ha!

Bella: Ew.

Coach Russell: Well, you enjoy that party. Uh, by the way, is your nana still seeing that guy?

Bella: You mean Grandpa? They've been married for 37 years.

Coach Russell: Cool. Good to know.

Coach Russell walks away. Bella walks away, embarrassed.

***

Silverado West Middle School, football field.

The field is messy, covered in balloons and trash.

Coach Russell walks to the field, pushing a janitor's cart.

Coach Russell: Hey, guys. Thanks for showing up.

Troy: Did we have a choice?

Coach Russell: Nope. And thanks for recognizing that. (hands trash bags to three boys) You three, go pick up the trash on the field. (hands a trash bag to Troy) Troy, you got the bleachers. And don't forget that pile of whatever-it-is underneath them.

Troy: Wait, the hairy mystery mass? Nah-ah. No way. That thing growled at me once, man.

Coach Russell: Good. So you're familiar with it. (pats Troy on the back) (hands Sawyer a scraper) Sawyer, you're gonna be scraping the pigeon poop off the roof of the snack shack.

Sawyer: Poop? Aw, poop!

Coach Russell: And, Newt...

Newt: Please don't be gross, please don't be gross, please don't be gross...

Coach Russell: (hands Newt a toilet scrubber) Since Bella won't be here, why don't you take over her task of cleaning the porta potties?

Newt: No! Not the doo-doo sheds!

Sawyer: Wait, where's Bella?

Coach Russell: Ah, she's at her nana's 60th birthday party. Have you seen her grandma? (chuckles) She looks great for her age. I mean really great.

Coach Russell walks away.

Troy, Sawyer, Newt: Ew!

Troy: You know, I don't remember Bella saying anything about her nana's birthday party.

Sawyer: She probably just wants to get out of cleaning.

Newt: Guys, Bella's the most dedicated player on this team. She wouldn't leave us without a legitimate excuse.

Troy: Oh, so you're fine with going in that porta potty?

Newt: (feared) You mean I have to clean the inside, too? (walks to the porta potties) At least you guys will help, right? I'm thinking if we split it up and take turns, we can--

Newt notices that everyone has left, leaving him alone in the empty, messy field.

Newt: Guys? Oh, boy.

Newt walks in the porta potty. He leaves in fear shortly after.

Newt: Ah! It's worse than I thought!

***

Silverado Majestic Theater concert venue.

Bella, Sophie, and Pepper hurriedly rush through the crowd so they can get close to the stage.

Sophie: Excuse me. Sorry. 'Scuse me. Move aside, please! 

The girls finally arrive close to the stage.

Sophie: Can you believe how close we are?

Pepper: Yes. you elbowed 50 people to get all the way up here.

Sophie: I don't feel bad. I wanted it more.

Pepper: Bella, you made the right decision ditching the team for this.

Bella: Yeah. Did I? I'm starting to feel a little guilty about lying to Coach and leaving the boys to clean up the field.

Sophie: Bella, you rocked a jockstrap for this. Now relax and enjoy it.

Bella: Okay, I'll try.

Pepper: Hey, help me go over my interview questions. I stayed up all night thinking these up. Here's my first one. "Hunter, your fans are desperate to know, do you like nachos?"

Sophie: Uh...

Bella: Really? That's your first question?

Pepper: Yeah. That's my interview style. I toss him a softball then I go in for the kill.

Sophie: Ooh, what's your kill question?

Pepper: "Hunter, you just gone through a very public breakup. How do you keep a smile on your face when the cold fingers of despair clutch in at your heart?"

Bella and Sophie look scared.

Pepper: Too much?

Sophie: Pepper, I know he's a rock star, but just talk to him like he's a normal person. Play it cool.

Hunter Hayes walks on stage, holding a guitar. The crowd cheers.

Sophie: I love you, I love you, I love you! (squeals)

Hunter: What's up, Silverado?!


Performance.

Hunter performs on the stage, singing the song "21".


Cut to Silverado West Middle School, football field.

Troy is peeking out of a wall behind the bleachers. He takes out a hairy blob filled with junk stuck on, then screams in horror. He throws it out, then hides back.


Cut to Hunter performing.

He points to Bella. She shrieks with excitement as Hunter invites her on stage to dance along.


Cut to Silverado West Middle School, football field.

Sawyer is standing on a ladder, scraping off the pigeon poop from the wall of the snack shack. Suddenly, leftover pigeon poop starts to drip from off the roof and land on his head.


Cut to Hunter performing.

He and Bella dance along.


Cut to Silverado West Middle School, football field.

Newt runs out of the porta potty in fear. He gags and runs back in.


Cut to Hunter performing.


Performance ends.

Bella gives Hunter a hug as the crowd cheers. She walks off the stage to talk to her friends. The girls shriek with excitement.

Pepper: You still feeling guilty?

Bella: Not at all!

***

Silverado Majestic Theater, backstage.

Bella, Sophie, and Pepper are getting ready to meet Hunter backstage.

Pepper is holding three VIP passes.

Pepper: Okay, I have to get that interview. Here's the plan. We'll show these VIP passes, and boom. We're backstage.

Bella: Whoa! Where did you get these?

Pepper: I made them. I copied them from a picture online. I matched the font, color, and size exactly. These puppies could get us into the White House. Follow my lead and act like you belong.

Pepper shows the VIP pass to the security guard.

Pepper: Here you go. White House.

The security guard tries to scan the VIP pass, but the scanner didn't beep.

Security guard: Huh. That's weird.

Pepper: What's wrong? It's flawless.

Security guard: Your badge isn't scanning. It's supposed to have a microchip in it that makes the scanner beep.

Bella: Yeah, that happened before here. Try mine.

Bella shows her VIP pass to the security guard. Hers didn't beep, either.

Bella: Beep!

Then Pepper shows her VIP pass to the security guard. Hers didn't beep, either.

Pepper: Beep.

And Sophie shows her VIP pass to the security guard. Hers didn't beep, either.

Sophie: Beep?

Security guard: Sorry, girls. You're not getting backstage. Good work on these, though. You're a real artist.

Pepper: Thank you.

Security guard: You're welcome. Leave!

Bella, Sophie, Pepper: Aw!

The girls leave.

Bella: Pepper, don't worry. He wasn't back there, anyway.

Pepper: How do you know?

Bella: Because he's right there!

Bella turns Pepper to the front. Suddenly she sees Hunter walking to his dressing room, massaging his gums in pain. She gasps and walks up to him.

Pepper: Hey, Hunter. Can I have a quick word with you?

Hunter: (in pain) I-I'm so sorry. I can't even talk. I think I cracked my tooth.

Hunter quickly walks into his dressing room.

Pepper: But I just have a few--

Security guard: (pushes Pepper away) You heard the man. Now move along. Counterfeiter.

Pepper gives the security guard a displeased look, then walks away.

Bella: Pepper, what about your dad?

Pepper: Who would want to interview my dad? He's not a rock star, he's a den-- (surprised) My dad's a dentist!

Pepper takes out a business card from her purse. She shows it to the security guard.

Pepper: This is my dad's card. He's a really good dentist. Please give it to Hunter.

Security guard: Yeah. I'll get right on it.

Sophie excitedly runs to the security guard.

Sophie: Tell him I love him! (pulls security guard towards her) I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him, I love him...

Bella gets Sophie to let go of the security guard, then carries her out as she continues to repeat "I love him".

***

Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

Bella looks at the picture of Hunter Hayes that is taped on her locker door. She draws a heart on the picture as she sings "21".

Bella: (sings a line from "21") 'Cause that's the way that we're doing it, doing it! We go big or we go back--

Bella slams the locker door closed as she notices Troy, Sawyer, and Newt standing in front of her.

Bella: Hey, guys.

Sawyer: Huh. How's your nana's birthday party?

Bella: Oh, um.... yeah, it was great. Great time.

Troy: Oh. Sounds fun.

Bella: Yep. Just a normal party.

Newt: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Was it anything like, uh... this?! (shows Bella his phone, which had a picture of her dancing with Hunter on stage) Boom! Just blew you up.


***

Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

The boys look at Bella in shock.

Troy: You ditched the team to go to a concert?

Bella: How did you get this?

Newt: Yesterday when I was cleaning the stench of porta potty off of my soul. My stepmom Brenda texted me from the concert. She was there, too. Of course.

Bella: Whoa, guys. I can explain.

Sawyer: Say it, Bella. You lied to us.

Troy: Yeah. And we're telling Coach. Let's go.

The boys try to walk away, but Bella stops them.

Bella: What? Okay, please! You can't.

Sawyer: And if you think Coach'll be mad, wait until Nana hears you skipped her birthday party!

Troy: Sawyer, just, no.

Newt: He spent seven hours in the hot sun cleaning bird poop while you were on stage shaking your rump to the funk!

Bella: Come on, guys! You don't understand. It was Hunter Hayes!

Troy: Oh! Hunter Hayes! It was Hunter Hayes!

The boys react in a sarcastic manner.

Troy: Yeah! That changes (angrily) nothing.

Sawyer: Do you know what Coach is gonna do when he finds out you lied to him? He's gonna bench you.

Bella: Come on, guys. All I did was miss one silly clean-up.

Troy: You should have been there, Bella. It was a team event.

Newt: A filthy, vile team event, which I will be discussing with my therapist well into my 40s.

Sawyer: Have fun on the bench.

Bella: Guys! I am so sorry I missed the clean-up. But please, don't tell Coach. I'll do anything. 

Sawyer: Ah. How about you do my biology homework for me.

Bella: Done.

Troy: And clean out my ferret's cage?

Bella: On it.

Newt: And I need three dozen cupcakes by tomorrow. Make sure they're gluten-free, sugar-free, dairy-free, and also rich, creamy, and totally delicious.

Bella: I'm not sure if that's even possible, but don't worry. I'm going to totally make it up to you.

Troy: Ah-ah-ah. Not so fast. We are just getting started.

Newt: You're gonna wanna write these down. Grab a pen, rump-shaker.

They walk away.

***

Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

Sophie and Pepper sit on the seats. Ace McFumbles walks down the stairs.

Ace: Hey, Silverstein. How's that interview coming? Remember, you promised me a big name.

Pepper: Don't worry, Ace. I'm on it.

Ace: Good. I'd hate to have to cancel you after one episode. But I will.

Ace walks away.

Sophie: Pepper, it's time to face the facts. You're not going to get Hunter Hayes.

Pepper: I know. But where am I going to find a cool musician at this point?

Sophie: Oh, here.

Sophie brings out a boy holding an oboe.

Kenny: Hey, girls.

Sophie: What? At least he's a musician.

Pepper: Hey, Kenny, can I interview you for Bulldog Network?

Kenny: Okay.

Pepper: Roll camera.

Sophie films the two as they get ready to do the interview.

Pepper: We're here with Kenny Ping, musician and first chair oboe. Kenny, do you like nachos?

Kenny: Well, my mom doesn't let me eat cheese because it enflames my embouchure.

Sophie gives them a disgusted look.

Pepper: Cut! Thanks, Kenny.

Kenny leaves. Sophie stops filming.

Pepper: That was a disaster. Ace is going to cancel me before I even air.

Sophie: Wait! Look at this!

Sophie shows Pepper a picture on her phone. The picture shows a selfie of Hunter smiling while standing next to a poster with a cartoon tooth reading "Nothing But the Tooth".

Sophie: Hunter just posted a ClickPic of the poster from your dad's dental office!

Pepper: He must've seen the business card! If we leave now, I can still get that interview!

The girls exclaim excitedly and leave.

***

Silverado West Middle School, locker room.

Bella walks in holding a few things.

Bella: Hey, guys. Sawyer, here's your homework. (hands a biology textbook to Sawyer) I even did the extra credit.

Sawyer: Thanks a lot. (angrily) Now they'll know I didn't do it.

Sawyer walks away.

Bella: Troy, the cage is clean. I wish you had told me your ferret had a taste for human flesh. (shows Troy her other arm, which had several bandages on)

Troy: You actually did that? Girl, that ferret crazy.

Troy walks away.

Bella: And here, Newt. I baked your cupcakes. (hands a box of cupcakes to Newt) It was hard without the dairy. And the gluten. And the sugar. And it took me three tries, but I finally did it.

Newt take a cupcake from the box and licks it.

Newt: (disgusted) Ugh. Not quite there yet.

Newt walks away.

Troy: You know, Bella? You look tired. Why don't you sit down?

Bella: (sits on the bench) Thank you.

Troy: And clean the mud out of my cleats. (slams his muddy cleats on the bench)

Sawyer: Ooh. Good idea! Mine, too. (slams his muddy cleats on the bench next to Troy's)

Bella: But I already did everything on your list. So shouldn't that make us even for me skipping the clean-up?

Troy and Sawyer stroke their chins.

Troy: Hmm.

Sawyer: Oh.

Troy: That's a good question. I don't know. Let's ask Coach. See what he thinks. Oh, Coach!

Bella: Fine! I'll clean your stupid cleats.

Newt walks in with even dirtier cleats and hands them to Bella.

Newt: Ooh. Mine, too.

Bella: Uh, no offense, Newt. But how does your cleats get muddy from sitting on the bench?

Newt: That's not mud. I just stomped all over those lousy cupcakes you made.

Newt strokes Sawyer's arm. Bella gives him a dirty look.

Newt: Sorry. Power's not a good color on me.

***

Silverstein Dentistry.

In Hunter's POV, we see Dr. Silverstein in the process of sedating him with laughing gas.

Dr. Silverstein: Okay. That laughing gas should have you nice and relaxed. Lemme just test it out. 

Hunter: All right. 

Dr. Silverstein: Knock-knock.

Hunter: Who's there?

Dr. Silverstein: Interrupting dentist.

Hunter: Interrupting dentist--

Dr. Silverstein turns on the drill and puts it in front of Hunter's face. He laughs while Hunter just ignores the joke and sits there and sighs.

Dr. Silverstein: Looks like the laughing gas is not working. Let's just give it a little more time to set in.

Dr. Silverstein walks out of the room.


Cut to the waiting room.

Dr. Silverstein passes by Sophie and Pepper, who are seen wearing dentist coats and reading newspapers in a way that the papers obscure their faces.

Sophie and Pepper take the newspapers out of their faces and they get up from the chairs.

Pepper: Okay. All we have to do is interview him without him knowing he's being interviewed, so, keep it together this time.

Sophie: Don't worry. It's all outta my system.

Sophie and Pepper put their masks up.


Cut to the dentist room.

Sophie and Pepper walk in.

Pepper: Hi, I'm your dental hygienist. My name is Coco and she is--

Sophie: (sheepishly) Hiiiii.

Pepper: Heidi.

Sophie chuckles.

Hunter: Aren't you a little young to be a dental hygienist?

Pepper: (chuckles) Oh, you. I get that a lot. (puts on glasses) I'm 31.

Hunter: Okay.

Pepper: Well, I guess we should start off by flossing you.

Sophie: I'll do it.

Sophie takes out a piece of floss.

Sophie: All right. Here it comes. Open wide!

Sophie gets ready to floss Hunter's teeth.

Sophie: OMG!

Hunter: (turns his head away) I'm so sorry, what are you doing?

Pepper: Perhaps you'd better skip the floss and get right into the questions.

Hunter: Questions?

Pepper: Yes, my associate will be recording your answers to ensure quality service. Totally normal procedure.

Sophie starts recording.

Pepper: How many times a day do you brush?

Hunter: Twice.

Pepper: Mm-hmm. Okay, okay. Great. After your breakup, how did you keep a smile on your face when the cold fingers of despair clutch in at your heart?

Hunter: What's going on here? Y-You're not really a dental hygienist, are you?

Sophie stops recording, then puts her phone in her pocket.

Pepper: No. I'm not. Neither is she.

Sophie: (takes off her mask) I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love--

Pepper squirts water in Sophie's face with the water flosser.

Pepper: Heidi!

Sophie shrugs.

Hunter: Can I get the dentist back in here?

Pepper: Wait! Full disclosure. My name is Pepper and I'm your biggest fan. I really need to interview you or I'll lose my show on the school TV station.

Hunter: I'm happy to help. Let's just get the tooth thing fixed first.

Pepper: You'll do the interview?

Hunter: Yeah.

Pepper: I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you--

Sophie squirts water in Pepper's face with the water flosser.

Sophie: Fangirls, am I right?

***

Silverado West Middle School, locker room.

Bella cleans a muddy pair of cleats until Troy, Sawyer, and Newt walk in.

Bella: That's it. I have finally finished.

Troy: Ah-ah-ah. I can't see my reflection.

Bella: Look. I know it was wrong of me to go to the concert. But at this point, you're just taking advantage of me.

Newt: Uh, yeah. That's the whole point of this.

Sawyer: And we are just getting started.

Bella: That's it! I'm telling Coach the truth about why I missed the clean-up. I don't care if I get benched. It's better than being your slave.

Bella walks away.

Troy: Don't worry. She's bluffing.

Sawyer: But, dude. If she tells Coach what we've been doing, we could be in more trouble than her. Come on.

Troy, Sawyer, and Newt hurriedly run to Coach Russell's office.


Cut to Coach Russell's office.

Troy: Bella, don't bother Coach with that thing. He's a busy man.

Coach Russell: Quiet, guys. Bella?

Bella: Coach, I lied to you about my nana's 60th birthday party.

Coach Russell: I knew she looked too good to be 60. (chuckle)

Bella: No. I mean, it wasn't her birthday. I went to the Hunter Hayes concert instead. I'm so sorry. I should have never put myself in front of the team. I promise it'll never happen again.

Coach Russell gets up from his chair.

Coach Russell: I am very disappointed in you, Dawson. And I'm glad you came clean, even though it took you a while.

Troy: Well, glad that's all wrapped up. See you at practice, huh?

The boys were getting ready to leave, but Coach Russell stops them.

Coach Russell: Hold it! Hold it. (chuckles) Do you guys have anything you want to tell me?

Troy, Sawyer, Newt: No, no. Not at all. No.

Coach Russell: Newt.

Coach Russell pulls Newt off to the side to talk to him.

Coach Russell: If you tell me the truth, I'll go easy on you.

Newt: (scoffs) Please, what's the worst you could do? Bench me?

Newt, Troy, and Sawyer laugh.

Coach Russell: I'll send you back to the doo-doo sheds.

Newt: We found out Bella lied about the concert and we threatened to tell you unless she did what we asked, so she did Sawyer's homework, got bit by Troy's ferret, and made me perfectly good cupcakes which I stomped on because I was crazed with power.

Coach Russell stares at Newt, while crossing his arms.

Newt: Who said that?

Coach Russell: Wow. Bella lied to me, and you guys used it against her? This is shameful. I should bench all of you.

Troy: Coach, please don't bench us, okay. We'll do anything.

Coach Russell: Anything?

***

Coach Russell's office.

Troy, Sawyer, and Newt are cleaning out the office.

Newt takes out a chicken wing from Coach Russell's desk.

Newt: Gross. A hairy chicken wing.

Sawyer: I recognize that from the tornado.

Sawyer takes the chicken wing from Newt.

Sawyer: In a weird way, it reminds me of Pepper.

Sawyer puts the chicken wing in his jacket pocket.

Sawyer: Thanks. (pats pocket)

Troy: (holds trophy) Coach, this isn't a football trophy. What's this for?

Coach Russell: The Argentine tango.

Newt: You dance?

Coach Russell: I've been known to.

Coach Russell does a tango move.

Troy: Oh.

Coach Russell continues tango dancing. Bella, having enough of Coach Russell's dancing, gets up from her chair.

Bella: Coach! Haven't we been punished enough?

***

Bulldog Report program.

Ace is seen wearing a fake mustache.

Ace: Ace McFumbles here with the world premiere of our new segment, "Silverado Scoop". Pepper Silverstein, take it away.


Cut to Silverstein Dentistry.

Pepper is getting ready to interview Hunter.

Pepper: Hello, Bulldogs. I'm here with country superstar Hunter Hayes. Tell me, Hunter, do you like nachos?

Hunter: (mouth full of cotton) I don't really eat nachos.

Pepper: Interesting. And what was your inspiration for "Young and in Love"?

Hunter: Well, it's about how when you fall in love with somebody, and you're, you know, and you have these life experiences, and it's just about (indistinct)...

Pepper and Hunter turn to the camera. Hunter shrugs and does an embarrassed smile.


Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

Sophie and Pepper are watching the interview on the TV screen.

Pepper: So, what do you think?

Sophie: I think your dad used too much novocaine. He's totally numb.

Pepper: Still, no one else has this interview. Ooh, this is my favorite part!

Sophie and Pepper turn back to the TV screen.


Cut to Silverstein Dentistry.

Hunter is singing "21" while he has a mouth full of cotton.


Cut to Silverado West Middle School, hallway.

Sophie and Pepper are dancing along.


Cut to Silverstein Dentistry.

Hunter continues to sing, while Pepper excitedly dances along.








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