Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan, Kendall's little sister Katie, and Kendall's mom Jennifer walk on.
James: Can you believe this? We're performing on live TV!
Logan: (yawns) Can you believe it's 5 a.m.?
Jennifer is sleeping on Kendall's shoulder.
Kendall: (yawns) Why do early morning shows have to shoot so early in the morning?
Katie is playing a video game.
Katie: Don't wake her. She hasn't had her eight hours of sleep yet.
Kendall lightly pats Jennifer on the forehead.
A woman who turns out to be the producer of the A.M. L.A. morning show walks up to them.
Jane: Big Time Rush. Huge fan. I'm Jane Kennedy, the producer, and welcome to A.M. L.A., L.A.'s number-one morning show. Come on.
Jane follows the group around.
Jane shows them the news desk.
Jane: That is L.A.'s number-one morning host, Miles Bainbridge, warming up L.A.'s number-one teleprompter.
Miles: No, I'm pretty sure Los Angeles is just one word.
Jane: Come on.
Jane follows the group around.
Jane shows them the green room.
Jane: And this is the green room, where you can relax, eat, and meet our other guests, like actor and environmentalist Ed Begley, Jr.
The boys run to the food table.
Ed shows Jane a saw.
Ed: Hey, guys. I'm here to promote my new line of environmentally friendly--
Jane: Keep it fresh for the show, Ed.
Ed sits back down.
Jane: We are so excited to have BTR at A.M. L.A. And I just know that our three million viewers will be excited, too.
Kendall: Well, we are very excited to be here.
Jane: Yeah, the show is running long. You guys are cut. Wake up mommy and get out.
Jane walks out.
Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan are shocked.
Ed: Harsh.
Carlos spits out his orange from his mouth.
***
Opening Credits
***
Green room.
Kendall: What just happened?
Ed: The official term is, you got bumped.
Katie: Leave me out of this. I'm on level 12 of Castle Bashers and I have to get my four knights to the ring of fire.
Logan: Go get her, go get her!
James: Hey!
The boys run to the corridor to catch up with Jane.
Logan: What do you mean, cut?
Jane: It means I have to cut time from my show, and you were it.
James: But-but, being on live TV is number 7 on my list of things to do before I'm 20.
Logan: You don't have a list.
James takes out a notepad with "James' To Do B-4 20 List" written on the front.
James: Oh, I have a list.
Carlos: Look, you just said that you were excited to have us.
Jane: I'm a producer. I lie. And my show is four minutes too long.
Jane gives the script to Logan.
Jane: And L.A. needs their traffic, weather, stock reports, celebrity interviews and cooking tips. What they don't need to see, is a stupid boy band.
James gasps.
Logan: Um, vocal group, is a term that could also be used.
Jane: So is, you are cut from my show. So get off my set.
Jane walks away.
Kendall: I did not get up at 5 a.m. to be treated like this.
Logan: Absolutely.
James: No, I did not.
***
Rocque Records office.
(SFX: Rooster crowing.)
Kelly knocks on Gustavo's office door.
Kelly: Hurry up! We have to meet the boys at the studio.
Gustavo opens the door.
Gustavo: Why do they have to shoot early morning shows so early in the morning?
Kelly drags Gustavo to the office, but they were met by RCM CBT GlobalNet Sanyoid CEO Griffin and his two assistants.
Gustavo: (sarcastically) Oh, I'm still dreaming. I'm having another Griffin-mare. (touches Griffin's face) Only this time, there's no leeches.
Griffin: (takes Gustavo's hand away from his face) I'm no dream, Gustavo. And I'm here because it's time for your RCM CBT GlobalNet Sanyoid corporate evaluation.
Kelly: What? Nobody told us about this.
Griffin: I never do. But congratulations, you passed the first test. Employees at work by 5 a.m.
Male assistant shows a tablet with an "A" in the middle.
Griffin: A.
Gustavo: Yeah, Griffin, we're in a little bit of a rush to see the boys on A.M. L.A., so...
Gustavo and Kelly walk away.
They were then met back by Griffin.
Griffin: I'm kind of running a 90 billion dollar company here. Which is why all our divisions are being tested. Our investment firms, our mutant power research labs, even our frozen fish stick division.
Kelly runs out and re-enters with a stack of folders and files.
Kelly: Great. Here's last year's reports, expenses, and profit projections on Big Time Rush. Enjoy.
Kelly hands Griffin the files, who then hands them to the male assistant. He throws the files in the trash.
Griffin: My evaluation is a meticulously crafted, top-to-bottom review that I've personally devised, and make up as I go along.
Gustavo: Kelly, text the dogs, let them know we're gonna be running late.
Kelly: Got it.
Kelly checks her pocket to get her phone out, but her phone was not there.
Griffin: Yeah, no.
Female assistant is seen holding a phone in her hand.
Griffin: Now, test number two. How is Rocque Records at giving haircuts?
Male assistant takes out a pair of shears and a comb.
Gustavo and Kelly turn to each other.
A.M. L.A. set.
Jane: (offscreen) Okay, we're live in 15 minutes.
The boys run to Jane, who is by her producer desk.
Kendall: So, um, we looked at the schedule.
Logan: And, if you change a little time from the weather, the chef dude's weekend recipe, the market update, cut one Hollywood Minute...
Carlos: You'll have time for Big Time Rush.
James: And I can check live TV face time off my list.
Jane: This is good. This works, uh... I think I owe you guys an apology. Follow me.
James gasps.
The boys cheer.
Logan: Sweet!
Jane follows the boys to a door marked "KULA Special Waiting Room".
Jane: I am going to tell the director to make these changes right now. But I need for you guys to wait in our special waiting room.
The boys cheer.
They open the door only for them to be outside in the studio's backlot.
The door slams. A tumbleweed rolls around.
(SFX: Wind whistling.)
Jane: (over loudspeaker) Get out of my face, you stupid singing teens.
Kendall: Of course you've realize...
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: This means war.
***
Rocque Records office.
Griffin looks at his mirror.
Griffin: Ooh, not bad. How's your hair, Jessica?
Gustavo cuts Jessica's hair. Jessica's hair looked crazy and weird.
After Jessica looked in the mirror, she screams in horror and runs away.
Griffin: Ooh. Rocque Records gets a D for haircutting.
Male assistant shows a tablet with a "D" in the middle.
Kelly: What does haircutting have to do with your corporate strategy?
Griffin rips off his apron.
Griffin: Everything. If you can make hair look good, you can make a budget look good. Nobody likes a frizzy, unkempt budget. So far, Rocque Records is sitting at a B-minus for overall performance.
Gustavo: Oh, B-minus. That's not bad.
Griffin: But you need an A if you want to stay in this building.
Gustavo and Kelly: Come again?
Griffin: If you don't give me a grade-A performance, I'm going to give this centrally-located, expensive office to someone who can.
Six male gamers walk in.
Griffin: Like their lucrative gaming division, who've made millions with their addictive Castle Bashers game.
Gamer #1: This place is sweet!
Gamer #2: Uber sweet!
Gustavo: You can't give away our office! Where will Rocque Records go?
Griffin: To our less luxurious storage warehouse in Rancho Cucamonga.
Male assistant shows a picture on his tablet. The picture showed a dirty-looking, run-down warehouse.
Gustavo gasps.
Kelly: Yeah. Well, Big Time Rush is going to nail their live performance this morning and sell millions of CDs.
Gustavo: In fact, I bet they're warming up on stage right now.
Gustavo and Kelly fist-bump each other.
A.M. L.A. backlot.
(SFX: Wind whistling, hawks cawing)
Katie walks out of the door.
The boys gasp.
Katie: I thought I told you to leave me out of this. I have to defeat the She-Beast before she destroys the Dwarf People.
James: Won't happen again.
The boys walk back inside the studio.
Kendall gives Katie a kiss on the forehead.
A.M. L.A. studio.
The boys tiptoe inside.
Kendall: Okay. Operation Cut Out Time From A.M. L.A. So Big Time Rush Can Perform On Live TV is underway.
Logan: That's a really long operation name.
Carlos: Ooh, how about something cool like Operation Winter Blitz?
James: It's catchier but it's not winter.
Kendall: Just move out.
The boys sneakily run away.
Logan snatches a laptop computer and catches up with the boys.
Miles: (does voice warm-up) Mee-may-mi-mo-moo. (higher) Mee-may... (normal) Kennedy, am I handsome?
Jane: Gorgeous, Miles. And we're cutting Big Time Rush from the show, so change the prompter.
Director: We are live in five, four, three.
James sneakily crawls and fiddles around with the cords.
Miles: Good morning, Los Angeles. I'm Miles Bainbridge and this is A.M. L.A. Featuring Ken Kurasawa with traffic.
James drags the cord.
Miles: The weekend recipe with Chef Hollandaise. The market update with...
Supply closet.
Logan plugs a cord to the laptop. He gets help from Kendall and Carlos.
Logan: We're in. The teleprompter is ours.
Carlos: Give us a good intro.
Logan types something in the laptop.
A.M. L.A. news desk.
Miles: And weather on the 15s. Also, joining us live in the studio, celebrity/environmentalist Ed Begley, Jr.. And a musical performance by the greatest band in the history of the world, Big Time Rush.
Jane spits out her coffee in shock.
Supply closet.
James walks in.
James: (takes out list) Being the greatest band in the history of the world, check.
James sits down with Logan, Kendall, and Carlos.
Kendall: Now to shave some time off the Morning Update.
Logan presses a button.
A.M. L.A. news desk.
Miles: And now, the morning's top stories. The governor issued to voters yesterday, following the recent discovery that he is in fact, a terrible governor.
Jane is shocked.
Supply closet.
James: Faster.
Logan fiddles around with the computer even more.
A.M. L.A. news desk.
Miles: In other news, a (talks faster) curious little kitty got more than he bargained for yesterday after when he got stuck on top of the Hollywood sign.
Jane is shocked.
Miles: (talks even faster) All eyes are on the City of Angels this week when...
Jane: What's going on?
Teleprompter engineer: I don't know. I have no control!
Miles: (talks even faster)
Supply closet.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Faster.
Logan types away on the keyboard.
A.M. L.A. news desk.
Miles: (talks even more faster) ...electric gyro-space. The local 504 lumberjack union have come out against... (talks very fast)
The teleprompter engineer and the director glance at the teleprompter.
Supply closet.
Jane barges in, angrily.
The boys scream in shock.
Kendall: (concerning) Hey there, you.
Jane growls and forcefully rips the cord out of the laptop.
A.M. L.A. news desk.
Miles: (slows down) ...pile of affected (normal) cars' trunks.
Miles' head lands on the desk. He gets up, and smiles.
Supply closet.
The boys get up and gasp.
Kendall: Great news. We shaved a whole minute off your show.
James: Yup.
Carlos: De nada.
Jane gets a hold of the phone.
Jane: (whispers in anger) Security.
Logan: We should run.
Carlos, James, Kendall: Yeah, right.
The boys frantically run out of the closet.
Green room.
Katie is still playing her video game. She notices the boys running away.
Katie looks concerned.
Jennifer falls asleep on Ed Begley, Jr.'s shoulder.
Then Katie notices that the boys are running from security.
Katie ignores. She gets back to playing her game.
Ed tries to push Jennifer's head off his shoulder.
Katie: Ed, I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Ed takes his hand off.
***
Rocque Records office.
Griffin walks by.
Griffin: The cleanliness test.
Gustavo and Kelly cross their fingers.
Griffin wears a glove. He smears two fingers on a record plaque. The glove fingers are clean.
Gustavo and Kelly: (whispers) Yes...
Griffin: D.
Male assistant shows a tablet with a "D" in the middle.
Gustavo and Kelly: What?!
Griffin: Rock n' roll is supposed to be gritty, dirty.
The two gamers walk in.
Griffin: Look at these gamers.
Griffin smears his glove on one of the gamers' faces. His glove was dirty.
Griffin: They're filthy, which means they're too busy making me money. To shower.
Kelly: And again, Big Time Rush is going to rock A.M. L.A., and make you more money.
Gustavo: Because, there is no way my dogs are gonna let me down.
Gustavo turns on the TV behind him.
The TV showed the A.M. L.A. traffic report with Ken Kurasawa.
TV traffic report.
Ken: (on TV) And traffic is backed up on the 134 and it continues to bleed into the 101 and congestion...
The boys run in front of the traffic map.
Kendall waves.
The boys scream and run away from the security officers.
Gustavo, Kelly, and Griffin glance at the TV, confused.
A.M. L.A. studio.
Ken: And on the 105 there are reports of a crash.
The boys run in front of the studio.
Kendall: Excuse me, Ken.
Security officers: Stop! Get over here!
Green room.
The boys are still running away from security.
Katie ignores the commotion as she is still playing her game while Jennifer is still sleeping on Ed Begley, Jr.'s shoulder.
The boys run into a room with a door marked "Closed Set".
They slam the door and they let out sighs of relief.
The security officers walk in another door.
The boys scream.
Carlos: Retreat!
The boys try to open the door where they came from, but it is locked.
Logan: It's locked.
Security officer: (to walkie-talkie) We got the perps. Are we authorized to use force?
Jane: (through walkie-talkie) Absolutely.
James checks his list.
James: Get beaten up by security guards... Nope. Not on my list.
The security officers clap the clubs with their hands.
The boys whimper.
***
Closed set.
The security officers clap the clubs with their hands.
Kendall: Logan, options now.
Logan: Well, there's four of us and just three of them, but they're huge, so... scream.
The boys scream.
The security officers get an electric shock.
Logan: It's working.
The security officers fall to the floor.
It is then revealed to be Katie holding two tasers.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Katie?
Katie drops the tasers.
Katie: Thanks. I was just about to beat the castle guard so I can get to the final boss level.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Sorry, baby sister.
Katie walks away.
Kendall: Ooh, Katie...
Katie stops walking.
Kendall: Could you keep Mom asleep? She doesn't need to see any of this.
Katie gives Kendall a frustrated glance. She walks away.
Logan: But seriously, where'd she get that taser?
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: I don't know. (overlapping talking)
Rocque Records office, recording studio.
Gustavo: Okay. The dogs are clearly gonna get arrested, and not perform. So, um... (yells) WHAT DO WE DO?!
Kelly: We just have to ace the rest of Griffin's evaluation.
Griffin walks in.
Griffin: D.
Male assistant shows a tablet with a "D" in the middle.
Griffin: You just failed my secret test.
Gustavo: WHAT IS THE SECRET TEST?!
Griffin: If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret.
The two gamers push a large server.
Gamer #1: We're coming in! And we are online!
Gamers: Yeah!
Gustavo: No! Stop! STOP!!! We are gonna ace the rest of this test, and there is no way that you are moving into my studio! (pushes the gamers and then the server)
Gamer #1: Yuh-huh.
Gustavo and Kelly: Nuh-uh.
Gamer #2: Yuh-huh.
Gustavo and Kelly: Nuh-uh.
Griffin: Ooh, Rocque Records gets an A for snappy comebacks.
Male assistant shows a tablet with an "A" in the middle.
Gamer #1: All they said was "nuh-uh".
Griffin: Yes, but they did it as a team. Teamwork is very important for the bottom line.
Gustavo and Kelly fist-bump each other.
Griffin: Now. (takes out a spatula) The breakfast test.
Gustavo and Kelly change into aprons reading "Let's Do This!!" in the middle and they take out cooking supplies.
Gustavo and Kelly: Let's do this!
***
A.M. L.A. studio.
Miles is getting ready to interview Ed Begley, Jr.
Ed: I could've sworn I brought my solar-powered tasers.
The boys jump in behind a clothing rack.
They wear costumes as a disguise.
Kendall: Okay.
Logan: We gotta cut three more minutes from the show to perform.
Kendall: And Operation We Love Ed Begley, Jr. But We Have To Cut His Segment Short To Perform is underway.
Logan: Next time, I'm in charge of operation naming.
Logan, who is wearing a pharaoh costume gets slapped.
Logan: Ow. What was that for?
James: Number 11. (checks off his list) Slap a pharaoh. Check.
Logan: Okay, move out.
The boys run away.
Director: We are live in five, four, three.
Miles: Welcome back, L.A. Chef Hollandaise and the Hollywood Minute are coming up. But first, I'm with actor and green entrepreneur Ed Begley, Jr.. Ed, welcome to the show.
Ed: Miles, thanks for having me. I have some wonderful energy-saving devices to show your viewers.
James walks up a staircase with a fishing rod.
Ed: Like Begley's Own wind-powered spinning tie rack.
Ed spins the propeller on top of the tie rack. James reels in the tie rack.
Jane spits out her coffee in shock.
Miles: (confused) I'll take four.
Miles and Ed laugh sarcastically.
The security officers walk by Jane.
Jane: They're still here, aren't they?
Security officer: Yep. (nods)
Miles: What else you got?
Ed: Begley's Own Soy Mulch Energy Drink.
Ed takes out an empty bottle.
Miles notices the bottle is empty.
Miles: What happened to the drink part?
Logan burps.
Jane gets the security officers to run.
Ed: And if you really wanna save energy, you have to try Begley's Own Pedal-Powered Toaster.
Ed walks Miles up to show a person pedaling a bike while powering up a toaster.
Ed: And as my assistant demonstrates, the faster you pedal, the faster you toast.
The person, who turns out to be Carlos in a wig pedals faster.
Jane's jaw drops.
Miles puts his hand in front of the toaster.
Carlos is pedaling much faster.
Miles: Ooh, it's heating up.
Carlos pedals too fast, causing him to run into the Hollywood Minute set. The set's green screen falls over.
Jane screams.
Green room.
(SFX: Loud growl.)
Jennifer wakes up.
Katie takes out a boombox. She presses a button.
A lullaby plays.
Jennifer falls asleep.
(SFX: Loud growl.)
Katie resumes playing her game.
TV plays.
Carlos runs away from the Hollywood Minute set.
Burnt toast pops out of the toaster.
Miles: Breakfast.
Miles takes the burnt toast from out of the toaster.
Ed: See, it works.
A.M. L.A. set.
Jane takes off her headset in anger.
Kendall: Okay, with the Ed segment shortened and the Hollywood Minute...gone, we only need to cut another two minutes from the show.
Carlos, James, and Logan walk to Jane.
Carlos, James, Logan: We can sing!
Jane: You will never perform on my show!
Jane takes out a walkie-talkie.
Jane: Security! I NEED SECURITY!!!
Logan: We should run again.
Kendall, James, Carlos: Yep.
The boys put Carlos' wig and Kendall's hat on top of Jane, and they run away.
The boys run to the green room.
(SFX: Loud growl.)
Jennifer ignores and falls asleep.
Katie: You know that producer lady's gonna have every security guard on the lot after you?
Kendall: (quietly) Not if my baby sister, whom I love, creates distractions.
The boys quietly beg.
Katie agrees.
Studio backlot.
Katie gets on a golf cart with an Ed Begley, Jr. logo on the front.
Katie: Just when I think I'm out, they pull me right back again.
Katie starts the golf cart. She then drives and bumps into a trash can.
The security officers run and notice Katie driving in the golf cart.
Security officer: (through walkie-talkie) We got a 417 in progress! Tiny suspect in a Begley, Jr. nitrogen scoot-around. We need backup.
The security officers get in the cart and drive away. They catch up to Katie.
Rocque Records office.
A large buffet is put out.
Griffin walks in eating his food.
Griffin: Mmm, delicious. But you get another D.
Male assistant shows a tablet with an "D" in the middle.
Griffin: It's too expensive. I was hoping for bike-powered toast.
Griffin faints.
Griffin: That was a trust fall, Gustavo.
Gustavo gasps.
Griffin: And you failed, again.
The gamers help Griffin back up.
Griffin: So if I can't trust the head of Rocque Records, who can I trust?
Gustavo whimpers.
***
A.M. L.A. studio.
Security officer: Area's secure. All doors are blocked, and there's no Big Time Rush on this floor.
Jane: And they thought they could beat the number-one producer in L.A. (laughs) Hollandaise, you're up. And take as much time as you need.
Kitchen set.
Chef Hollandaise: Today, L.A., we are making beef bourguignon. Now, this recipe will take a long time to prepare, but it's worth it. So you start by cutting your meat, back and forth, and back and forth...
Secret room.
Kendall is cutting through the ceiling using a saw.
Kendall: Okay, sorry, chef. We have to cut this segment short.
A.M. L.A. studio.
Jane: What's that noise?
Secret room.
Chef Hollandaise falls through the ceiling.
Logan, Carlos, James: He'll be fine.
Kitchen set.
Carlos emerges onto the set, wearing an apron.
Carlos: Chef Carlitos here. This beef blah-blah-blah takes way too long after a busy day. (throws beef away) So instead, go with fish sticks. (takes a box of frozen fish sticks and throws them on the tray) Your kids are gonna love 'em.
A.M. L.A. set.
Jane points, angrily.
Green room.
TV.
Carlos: (puts fish sticks in oven) And you'll love being done with dinner, so I don't know, you can read a book or something. Bam!
A.M. L.A. set.
The security officers run.
Kitchen set.
Carlos: That's better.
Carlos screams as he is being chased by the security officers.
A.M. L.A. set.
Jane: Cut the cooking spot and move to the financial update!
Jane moves her desk while the crew pans the camera to the news set.
News set.
Miles: Still no words.
Jane: Cue card! Cue card!
Kendall comes in holding a cue card.
Miles: And here's the financial report with new correspondent, Logan.
Financial update set.
Logan emerges, while coughing.
Jane: What?!
Kendall runs away.
Logan: Today I recommend buying stock in Begley's Own green products. The tasers are extra. The energy drinks?
Secret room.
James throws the energy drink bottle to Logan.
Logan: Really work. And his organic saws can cut through the toughest studio floors.
Jane is hyperventilating through a paper bag.
Logan: Now over to James Diamond with the weather.
Weather report.
James is in front of a weather forecast.
James: Do we really need a weather report? It's LA. It's gonna be bright and sunny (puts on sunglasses) all year long. Be a weatherman...
Green room.
TV.
James: Check.
Jane: Go back to Miles. Back to Miles!
Miles: These are really excellent, Chef Carlos.
Miles and Carlos touch fish sticks.
Miles: Oh, let me put my feet up, too.
Jane takes out a walkie-talkie.
Jane: Get me, every security officer on the KULA lot, and destroy Big Time Rush.
Miles: This just in, every security guard on the KULA lot is currently involved in a low speed chase.
Miles and Carlos: Sweet!
Jane throws the walkie-talkie at a person.
Carlos: Let's go live!
Camera shot of the backlot where the security officers are chasing after Katie.
Backlot.
Katie: One more level 'til I beat the game!
Katie hits a few bumps.
(SFX: Man screaming)
Katie puts away her game. She continues driving the cart.
Green room.
Jennifer wakes up for a few seconds, then falls asleep.
TV.
Miles: Do you want me to go to commercial? (waves his fingers back and forth) What does this mean?
A.M. L.A. set.
Carlos taps Miles' shoulder.
Carlos: Gotta go.
Miles: Right.
Carlos is being chased by the security officers.
Miles: Ah! Chef Carlos and three guys in yellow jackets.
Rocque Records office, recording studio.
TV switches to an A.M. L.A. technical difficulties screen.
Gustavo and Kelly are crying.
Griffin walks in.
Griffin: The tallies are in and Rocque Records currently has the second lowest company rating next to our company's floundering fish stick division. See what I did there? Floundering?
The gamers are on a computer.
Gamer #1: Whoa. I just hacked into Valerie Bertinelli's e-mail account!
The gamers imitate an explosion sound.
Gustavo whimpers.
Griffin: So pack your bags, Gustavo. It looks like you're on your way to Rancho Cucamonga--
The assistant whispers in Griffin's ear.
Griffin: Whoa. That changes everything.
Gamers, Gustavo, Kelly: What changes everything?
Griffin: Thanks to Big Time Rush's TV appearance, stock in RCM's frozen fish stick division just jumped 20%. On Logan's advice, our accountant's purchased stock in Begley's Own Green Company, so now he can afford to save the world, and James' super-sunny forecast has our sunblock flying off the shelves. In total, the boys just earned the company $3.9 million, in 1.9 weeks.
Gustavo and Kelly: So we're staying?
Griffin: Let's see how many people download the song after the performance.
TV.
Miles makes a pose.
Miles: Oh. Are we back?
Jane: We're back? (puts the director close to her) Why are we back?! We don't have any more segments!
Director: We're four minutes short.
The boys walk in.
Kendall: Oh, if only there was something that could be done to fill that time.
The boys stroke their chins.
Jane pushes her producer's desk away.
Jane: Never! Do you hear me?! I'd rather have four minutes of dead air and get fired, than to lose to you!
Jane points two lasers at the boys. Kendall blocks the laser with a script.
Jane: (grumbles) As long as I'm standing here, Big Time Rush will never perform on live TV!
Katie runs into Jane with the cart. She finishes playing her game.
Katie: I did it! I defeated the evil She-Beast!
Jane whimpers.
Katie: And I was playing while driving again, wasn't I?
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Yep.
Katie slams her head on the steering wheel.
Director walks in holding a cue card.
Director: Miles?
Miles: Words to read. Let's give it up for Big Time Rush!
Performance.
Big Time Rush performs on the stage, singing their song "'Til I Forget About You".
Cut to Rocque Records.
Gustavo, Kelly, and the gamers watch the sales chart on Griffin's assistant's tablet.
They turn to the TV where Big Time Rush is performing on A.M. L.A.
Cut to Logan in front of the news set.
Cut to James doing the weather.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Carlos in the cooking show set.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards with the song's lyrics.
Cut to Carlos in the cooking show set.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to the green room.
Jennifer wakes up.
Cut to Carlos cooking.
Cut to James doing the weather.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Logan doing the financial report.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Carlos throwing tomatoes in a bowl.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Carlos putting spice in the bowl.
Cut to Logan dancing in the financial report.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Carlos throwing carrots in a bowl.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Rocque Records.
Gustavo, Kelly, and the gamers watch the sales chart on Griffin's assistant's tablet. The line on the chart starts to rise.
The group gasps.
Cut to James doing the weather.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to the financial report. Logan throws dollar bills in the air.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Logan doing the financial report.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to the news set where Miles, Ed, and the A.M. L.A. crew are dancing.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Rocque Records.
Gustavo, Kelly, and the gamers watch the sales chart on Griffin's assistant's tablet. The line on the chart rises even higher.
Griffin gives a thumbs up.
The group jumps in excitement. The gamers get angry.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to James in front of a background flashing the words "Party" and "Like A".
Cut to Logan in front of a background flashing the words "Rock" and "Star".
Cut to Carlos tipping a bowl upside down. Liquid drops out.
Cut to Kendall holding cue cards.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Logan pointing to the word "Jump" accompanied by an up arrow and the word "Fall" accompanied by a down arrow.
Cut to James doing a conductor baton, while in front of a background flashing the words "Gotta" and "Play It".
Cut to Logan jumping while in a background flashing the words "Loud" and "Now".
Cut to Carlos trying to hold a tray filled with chicken breast, while dropping some cups along the way.
Cut to James in front of a weather map, spinning around.
Cut to Rocque Records.
Griffin, the assistants, Gustavo, Kelly, and the gamers dancing.
Cut to Carlos dancing in the kitchen set.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Carlos holding up a cake reading "'Til I Forget About You".
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Performance ends.
Cut to the news set, where Miles, Ed, and the crew applaud.
Cut to Rocque Records.
Gustavo and Kelly cheer.
TV.
Miles walks to Big Time Rush's performance stage.
Miles: This just in, Big Time Rush... ROCKS!
The show's credits roll onscreen.
Griffin: Yes. Big Time Rush does rock.
Gustavo: Boom.
Gamers: But what about us?
Griffin: How about I get you all, virtual offices?
Griffin's assistant takes out two virtual reality headsets. He throws them to the gamers.
The gamers put on the headsets.
Gamers: Sweet!
The gamers mime eating chips.
Gustavo and Kelly: Yes!
***
Cut to A.M. L.A. set, Big Time Rush's performance stage.
Director: And we are out!
Director walks away.
Kendall: (shakes Miles' hand) Thanks.
James: Perform on live TV?
Kendall, Carlos: Check!
James checks off his list.
Katie and Jennifer walk up to the boys.
Jennifer: Hey, guys.
Kendall whimpers.
Jennifer: Did I miss anything?
Pause.
Miles: No.
James: Nope.
A.M. L.A. Crew, Ed: No.
All: No. Nope. (overlapping talking)
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