Saturday, October 31, 2020

Zoey 101 - Son Of A Dean Transcript


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Opening Credits


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Outside Pacific Coast Academy.

Zoey, Quinn, and Lola are walking.

Quinn is brushing Zoey's hair. Lola is painting Zoey's nails.

Quinn: Slow down!

Lola: And hold your wrist still.

Zoey: Will you guys stop already?

Quinn: No. Not really.

Zoey: What's the matter with you two? It's just a date.

Quinn: With the son of Dean Rivers!

Lola: Which means you need the right bracelet.

Quinn: And properly brushed hair.

Zoey: Yeah, we don't want him to look at me and throw up.

The girls stop walking so Lola could talk to Zoey.

Lola: Listen, woman. Third dates are extremely important.

Quinn: Yeah!

Lola: See, on the first date, a guy and a girl are just checking each other out.

Quinn: And second dates are like a compatibility test. To see whether you guys get along.

Lola: But the third date is the real turning point.

Quinn: (brushes Zoey's hair) It's when he decides whether you're girlfriend material...

Lola: Or the dreaded just friends.

Zoey: God forbid. (scoffs)

Zoey, Quinn, and Lola stop walking.

They hear girls squealing. 

A stand with a sign reading "Beaches & Cream" is there. Students are signing up for a contest.

Quinn: What's going on over there?

Lola: Ooh, the contest!

Zoey: We have to sign up.

Quinn: What contest?

Zoey: You know that movie they filmed here last summer? 

Lola: "Beaches & Cream"?

Quinn: Yeah.

Lola: Well, as a promotional thing, they gave Dean Rivers one free ticket to raffle off.

Zoey: And whoever wins gets to go to the premiere in L.A.!

Lola: You get picked in a limo and everything! Come on. Let's go sign up!

Zoey and Lola try to run, but Quinn stops them.

Quinn: Why? If there's only one ticket, and figure, 85% of all PCA students enter the raffle, the statistical odds of winning are less than 1 in--

Zoey and Lola run to sign up for the contest.

Quinn: Wait! I wanna enter!

Quinn runs to the stand to catch up to Zoey and Lola.

Quinn: Guys! Wait up! I have dreams!

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Maxwell Hall, Logan's room.

Logan is dancing in front of a camera.

Chase walks in, confused. He turns to the TV and notices Logan's dancing.

Chase: Should I even ask?

Logan: I'm making a video of me dancing.

Chase: Yeah, that part I figured out. The, uh, burning question would be, why?

Logan: To give that to girls here at PCA.

Chase: Okay. Why?

Logan: So they could take it home, play it on their TVs and then, pretend they're dancing with me.

Michael runs inside.

Michael: Hey.

Michael's face turns to confusion.

Michael: What is he--

Chase: You don't wanna know.

Logan buttons off his denim vest.

Michael: Did you see the email we got?

Chase: What email?

Michael hands Chase his Tekmate.

Michael: Check it out!

Chase opens the email.

Chase: Hey, it's from the head guy at ToonJuice.

Michael: Read it!

Chase: (reads) "Chase and Michael. Da, da, da, da, da. Your cartoon has got more than 20.000 views this month!" Ooh, that's good, right?

Michael: Yeah, it's good! Keep goin'!

Chase: (continues reading) "Da, da, da, da, da, which is why we'd like you to produce 26 more episodes by the end of next month"!

Michael: Our toon's an online hit!

Chase: 26 episodes?

Michael: Yeah!

Chase: How are we gonna think of and make another 26 cartoons in 7 weeks? It took us a whole week to make the first one.

(SFX: Beep.)

Logan takes out a lasso and does country western style dancing in front of his camera.

Logan: Some PCA girls are from Texas!

Chase and Michael look at Logan, confused.

Logan: (swirls his lasso) Yeah! Whoo!

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Outside Pacific Coast Academy.

Lola: I really, really, really hope I win!

Quinn: It's gonna be, like a real big Hollywood premiere, right?

Lola: Yes, but you're not gonna win, 'cause it's my destiny to win.

Zoey: Your destiny?

Lola: I'm gonna be a huge movie star one day, so going to this premiere will be extra practice for me.

Quinn puts her hand on Zoey's shoulder.

Quinn: If only she had a little more self-confidence.

Lola: So, what time did they say I'm supposed to meet you here?

Zoey checks her watch.

Zoey: Um, I think now, but my watch might be running a couple of--

Quinn sprays a perfume in Zoey's face.

Zoey: What?! Are you trying to exterminate me?!

Quinn: It's an awesome French perfume, called Jambon.

Quinn sprays the perfume in Zoey's face.

Zoey: Quinn, I don't wanna be sprayed with--!

Zoey knocks the perfume off Quinn's hand. The perfume bottle lands on the ground.

Quinn puts something in her backpack. She drops her backpack.

As Quinn was reaching down to get her backpack, her back cracks.

Quinn: Ow! Ow!

Lola: What?

Quinn: It's my back again!

Zoey: Can you stand up straight? 

Quinn tries to stand up, but fails.

Quinn: No, no! The answer would be no.

A boy named Lance walks up to the girls.

Lance: Hey, Zoey.

Zoey: Hi, Lance.

Zoey walks up to Lance and gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Zoey: This is Lola and that's Quinn.

Lance: Hi and... hi.

Quinn: Hello. Nice shoes.

Lance: Uh, why is she...?

Zoey: She has a bad back.

Lola: It's happened before.

Quinn: It's not my back's fault! My mattress is all lumpy and worn out.

Lola: Like Ms. Conray in the cafeteria.

Lance: Well, why don't you just call the housing office and tell 'em to send you a new mattress?

Quinn: I did. It's like a two month wait.

Zoey: She'll be fine. Come on, let's go.

Lance: Okay. Nice meeting you.

Lola: Bye.

Quinn: Okay, Lola. You're gonna have to help me back to the dorm. Uh, if you could pick me up, and, sorta like a fireman's carry. Or, uh, we could do like a piggyback type thing, that'd be easier. Uh, just lean over, and I'll--

Quinn turns to notice Lola is gone.

Quinn: Lola? Lola?

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Maxwell Hall, boys' dorm.

Chase and Michael are on the computer while Logan is sleeping.

Michael drinks from his water bottle.

Michael: Okay, okay. How about this? Your character and my character, are dolphins in the ocean. And we're being chased by,

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