School of Rock I Put a Spell on You Transcript

Hallway at Travis Prep. Tomika sets up a cupcake stand. Asher is her first customer.

Tomika: Go buy a koala bear cupcake and save the koala bear habitat!

Asher: (yelling) What? 

Tomika turns off the inflatable dancer as customers approached her stand.

Tomika: (yelling loudly) I said buy a cupcake and save the dumb bears!

The customers stare at her.

Tomika: You heard me.

The customers leave her stand.

Asher: Well, that's not exactly a great pitch, but luckily I do like cupcakes.

Summer screams offscreen.

Tomika: That's Summer. She probably heard good news. Or just any news.

Summer arrives, screaming and running and jumping in front of Asher.

Asher: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you in any danger? Or more importantly, am I in any danger? And most importantly, can I get a cupcake?

Summer pushes Asher to talk to Tomika.

Summer: Future Superstars is coming to town!

Summer and Tomika both scream and jump.

Asher: Never watched it, and about this red velvet...

Summer: It's only the best singing competition show ever!

Tomika: We watch it together every week.

Tomika and Summer dance and sing the Future Superstars theme song.

Tomika and Summer: (singing) Future Superstars! Let your dreams, take you far! And you'll be a popstar! But not now! Only later! In the future!!!

Mr. Finn: You know it. See, guys?

Woman: Security!

A security guard tackles Mr. Finn, making him fall on the floor.

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Opening Credits

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Battle of the Bands.

Club Worker: Who let this guy in? Dewey Finn is banned from this club.

Mr. Finn: What? Why?

Club Worker: Because last time you played here, you started a burrito riot.

Mr. Finn: Hey, I don't have control over the audience.

Club Worker: You sang a song called "Let's Start a Bur