Victorious - Ice Cream for Ke$ha Transcript

Hollywood Arts High School, Asphalt Cafe.

Robbie consults his friend Cat. She is scared.

Robbie: Cat! Cat, come on! You can't be mad at me over something I did in your dream.

Cat: It's what you didn't do.

Robbie: Well, will you at least tell me what you didn't do?

Cat: Fine. These little kids were trying to eat us, and you wouldn't even try to help me. You were just crying and yelling, "No! No! Don't eat me, eat her! Eat her!"

Robbie: Well, I'm sorry. And if a bunch of little kids ever really do try to eat us, I promise to-- Well, why shouldn't they eat you first?

Cat: Robbie!

Tori and her friend Andre walk to Cat and Robbie's table. They sit down.

Robbie: I wanna live! There's things I've never tried, things I really, really, really wanna do.

Tori: What do you really, really, really wanna do?

Robbie: Uh, ride a pony. Take a cooking class.

Tori, Cat, and Andre stare at him, unamused. Andre takes out a small pint of ice cream from his bag.

Cat: Just ice cream?

Andre: Uh-huh.

Robbie: That's what you're gonna eat for lunch?

Andre: Nope, it's been in my locker all day. So, I'm gonna drink it.

Andre drinks the container.

Cat: Why?

Andre: 'Cause I wanna meet Ke$ha.

He drinks the container. After he finishes, he licks on a red disk with a letter "K" on the front. Andre gets angry.

Andre: Aw, dang it!

Tori: Ke$ha's not in there?

Andre: No, I got another stupid "K"!

Andre throws the K on Sinjin Van Cleef, a boy wearing glasses.

Robbie: Oh, is this about that contest?

Tori: What?

Robbie: Ke$ha's doing this thing with Lichterz Ice Cream.

Andre: See, there's a letter at the bottom of every pint, You need to either get a K, an E, an S, an H, or an A.

Robbie: And, if you find the letters that spell Ke$ha, you win a private concert.

Tori: From Ke$ha?

Robbie: Yep.

Andre: So far, I've eaten 11 pints of ice cream, and all I've gotten are 11 "K"'s! Ahh!

Andre throws the container. It lands on Sinjin's tray.

Sinjin: Ugh.

Cat: Robbie let a bunch of little kids eat me.

Robbie: It's not my fault if dream children find you delicious!

Robbie leaves. He passes by Tori's older sister Trina.

Robbie: Hey, Trina.

Trina: I don't talk to you.

Trina stops at the table where Tori, Cat, and Andre are sitting.

Trina: Hey, Tori. I need your opinion.

Tori: On?

Trina: Well, let's say, a person made a deal with someone.

Andre: What kinda deal?

Trina: You know, like they'd promise to do something. Should that person have to keep their word?

Tori: Yeah. A deal's a deal.

Trina: Even if it was like 10 years ago?

Tori: Yes. You have to keep your word no matter how long ago it was.

Trina: I'm so glad you feel that way 'cause maybe you remember this from when you were six and I was seven. (hands a paper to Tori) 

Tori: Oh my God. I remember this.

Trina: Just read it.

Tori: Oh, okay. (reads) "When I, Tori Vega, am 16 years old, I will be married to a handsome prince, and we shall live in a magic sugar castle."

Andre: That didn't happen.

Tori: I know that didn't happen.

Trina: Yeah. And read what you said you'd do if it didn't happen.

Tori: (reads) "I will be Trina's assistant and do whatever she says for a whole month."

Trina: That's right.

Tori: So? I wrote this when I was six.

Trina: Yeah. And who was it who said, "you have to keep your word no matter how long ago it was"?

Cat: Martin Luther King!

Andre: No. Martin Luther King gave the speech about having a dream.

Cat: I had a dream. Kids ate me.

Trina: Don't worry, Tori. I'm not gonna be unreasonable.

Tori: Will you guys tell her she's being ridiculous?

Andre: Well, you did make a deal.

Cat: And you did say a person should keep her word.

Trina: Thank you, Tori's friends.

Tori, Cat, and Andre look at her weird.

Trina: Yeah. Well, here's a list of things you need to do for me. (hands Tori a list) 

Tori: But I don't--

Trina: I'll have another list for you in the morning. Boo-bye!

Trina leaves.

Tori: (disgusted) I have to pluck her toe hair?

***

Opening Credits

***

The Vega house.

Tori and Andre are playing a game with a mini cannon. 

Tori: Hey, look at me.

Andre: Ah, what are you...

Tori aims the cannon and shoots a capsule at Andre. She laughs.

Tori: (laughs) Yeah! Six-for-six! Ah!

Andre: And how is this fun for me?

Tori: You get to be the target, which means...

Trina: (yells offscreen) Tori!

Tori: Ugh....

Trina: (yells offscreen) Tori!!

Tori: What?!

Trina is seen wearing earphones and holding a lip gloss on one hand, and a pickle in the other.

Trina: I want something. (takes a bite of her pickle)

Tori turns to Andre. Andre makes a face at her, and says "yes" in his head. Tori gets up from her chair and walks to the couch where Trina is sitting.

Tori: How can I assist you?

Trina: I don't like this song, I need you to change it.

Tori: (pauses) Your phone is right next to you.

Trina: Yeah. But I have a pickle in this hand and a lip gloss in this one. (takes a bite of the pickle, then puts lip gloss on)

Tori gives Trina a weird look.

Trina: Now change the song!

Andre: Put on some Ke$ha. Maybe that'll get my ice cream some luck.

Tori: You want some Ke$ha?

Trina: Who puts ketchup on a pickle?!

Tori: Ke$ha!

Trina: Oh, yeah. Play a Ke$ha song.

Tori picks up Trina's Pear Phone, and plays music. Ke$ha's song "Blow" plays from Trina's earbuds. She puts it back.

Trina: Good. Now go.

Tori leaves and walks back to the table where she and Andre are sitting.

Tori: (sighs) How am I gonna be her assistant for a month without ripping her head off?

Andre licks on a red disk with a letter "A" on the front. He gets excited.

Andre: Aw, yeah, baby!

Tori: (excitedly) Ah! You got an "A"!

Andre: Yeah, I did.

Tori: Good, so now you have "K" and "A".

Andre: Now all I need is an "E-S-H" and I get a private concert from Ke$ha.

Tori: You just need "esh".

Andre: I need "esh" real bad.

Trina: (yells offscreen) Tori!

Tori: Ugh....

Tori gets up from her chair and walks to the couch where Trina is sitting.

Trina: (yells offscreen) Tori!!

Tori: Yes, how can I assist you?

Trina: Ugh, I love this song! Put it on loop.

Tori picks up Trina's Pear Phone. She puts the song on mute.

Tori: Hey.

Trina: W-w-why'd you kill my volume?

Tori: You love Ke$ha?

Trina: Yeah, so?

Tori: If I can get Ke$ha to play a private concert right here in this house, then can I stop being your assistant?

Trina: Pffft. Sure. But since you can't make that happen, put the song on loop, then scurry off.

Pause.

Tori: Okay.

Trina shoves the pickle in her mouth. She moans. Tori unmutes the song, then puts it on loop. She walks back to the table where she and Andre are sitting. Andre shoots a capsule in Tori's face. 

Andre: Wah! (puts both arms up)

Tori gives Andre a mean look.

Andre: (pumps up both arms) Now it's fun.

Tori laughs.

Andre: Like that?

Tori nods, then claps.

Tori: More. (laughs)

Andre: (laughs)

***

TheSlap update.

Tori: "Andre shot my nose! Hahaha! Now... MUST FIND LETTERS TO SPELL KE$HA!!!"

Feeling: Wild

***

The Vega house.

Tori, Andre, Robbie, Robbie's ventriloquist dummy Rex, Cat, Beck, and Jade are present. The gang are each scooping out various ice cream containers.

Tori licks on a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Tori: Ah! K.

Andre licks on a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Andre: K.

Beck licks on a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Beck: A.

Cat licks on a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Cat: K.

Robbie licks on a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Robbie: A.

Jade: Okay, we're never gonna spell Ke$ha.

Robbie: Why are there so many K's and A's?

Tori: I don't know. But we'd be doing great if we were trying to win a private concert from "Aka-aka-aka-ak".

Andre: I guess they gotta make some letters hard to find or everyone could win.

Jade: I'm sick of this. Ice cream reminds me of my childhood.

Cat: You didn't have a happy childhood?

Jade: My favorite toy was a hammer. You finish the puzzle.

Cat and Tori give Jade disapproving glances.

Beck: You know, you don't have to help.

Jade: (grumbles quietly) Don't push me.

Beck: What?

Tori: But, if we win and Ke$ha does do a private concert here, only the people who help find the letters get to come.

Jade: (imitating Tori, in a Southern belle accent) "Only the people who help find the letters get to come".

Tori: I don't talk like that!

The gang resumes finding the letters.

As Tori scoops out the disk from the container, she licks it clean. The red disk had the letter "E" on the front.

Tori: (excitedly) Ah! E! I got an E!

The gang all says "Yay!". 

Andre: Okay, okay, let's put it on the thing.

Tori mounts the disk on a stand holding up the other letters.

Tori and Andre: Yay!

Tori and Andre try to high-five, but they pause before they are about to do it.

Tori: Um, actually my hands are sticky.

Andre: Ice cream on hands.

Tori and Andre bump elbows.

Robbie walks out, holding a giant bucket filled with leftover ice cream.

Tori: Hey, where you going?

Robbie: Well, I don't think we should waste all this ice cream, so I'm gonna take it down to that playground on the corner, and give it to some little kids.

Tori and Andre glance at Robbie in disapproval.

Beck: Uh, I don't know how kids' mothers are gonna feel about a strange guy handing out--

Jade: Let him do it.

Beck: I don't know, that seems like a terrible--

Beck and Jade: (overlapping arguments)

Jade: LET HIM DO IT!

Beck: Good luck.

Robbie leaves.

Andre: Okay, people. We find an "S" and an "H" and we got us a private Ke$ha concert.

Tori: And, (holds up spoon) my freedom from Trina!

The gang cheers.

Jade: Whatever.

The gang resumes scooping out the ice cream.

Andre scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Andre: K.

Jade scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Jade: Uh, A.

Tori scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Tori: A.

Beck scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Beck: K.

Cat scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Cat: A.

***

The Vega house.


Tori scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Tori: K.

Andre scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Andre: K.

Jade scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Jade: A.

Tori scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Tori: K.

Cat scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Cat: K.

Jade: Okay, this is actually causing me pain. And not the good kind.

Andre: All we need, is an "S" and an "H". Is that so much to ask?!

Cat: I'm out of ice cream.

Tori: Ugh, me too.

Jade: Beck will be back with more soon.

Door opens. Robbie trudges inside, with a messed up shirt, messed up hair, his glasses broken, and with scratches on his face.

Tori: Robbie, what happened?

Robbie: I went to the playground. I got off my bike, and I yelled, "Hey, kids! Who wants some free ice cream?", and then their mothers chased me into an alley and beat me with sticks.

Cat: Sticks?

Jade laughs.

Robbie: One big mom stepped on my neck!

Jade: You gotta love big moms.

The back door opens. Beck walks in.

Beck: Hey.

Andre: Where's the ice cream?

Tori: Yeah, didn't you get some more?

Beck: Nope. Check Ke$ha's last update.

The gang takes out their PearPhones.

Tori: (reads) "Congrats to the dude in Northridge who found all the letters and spelled out Ke$ha. Thanks for playing. Ke$ha later."

Andre: Contest over.

Jade: Great. I spent nine hours of my life violating pints of ice cream for nothing!

Robbie: Well, I got stick-beat by vicious mothers.

Tori: I hate everything.

Cat walks up to Tori.

Cat: Don't be sad.

Tori: I am sad! 'Cause I didn't marry a prince, and I don't live in a magic sugar castle, and now we can't win the Ke$ha concert, which means that I gotta keep being Trina's stupid assistant for 28 more days!

Cat: That's so sad.

Andre: Come on, it's okay. Maybe-- maybe Trina will just forget about it.

***

Bathroom.

Trina is sitting in the bathtub, holding a pickle in one hand and a lip gloss in the other. Tori is washing her hair.

Trina: Uh, oh. Yeah. Th-there you go. Get the scalp! Oh. (sputters) Tissue.

Tori takes out a tissue and helps Trina blow her nose. She examines the snot-filled tissue.

Trina: (points to tissue) Check the color.

Tori: Why?

Trina: The doctor says that if it's a greenish-yellow color then I should probably start to think about taking some antibiot--

Tori slowly pushes Trina's head into the bath and holds her head in.

Trina: What are you doing? Tori! You're pushing! Tori!! (coughs)


***


Hollywood Arts High School, hallway.

An exhausted Tori is putting her books in her locker. Jade and Beck walk up to her.

Jade: Ooh, you don't look happy.

Tori: I'm not.

Jade: Yay.

Beck: Trina giving you a rough time?

Tori: Yes. Do you know she sleep-sweats?

Jade: Sleep-sweats?

Tori: Yeah, she made me go into her room last night, every two hours, with a sponge, lift her arms, and then, I had to ta--

Trina runs up to Tori, Jade, and Beck. Trina's phone rings.

Trina: Tori! Hey! Answer my phone.

Tori: I don't wanna!

Jade: You're her assistant, so do what she says.

Trina: Thank you, Jade. (touches Jade's shoulder)

Jade: (turns to Trina) Never touch me.

Trina takes her hand off Jade's shoulder.

Tori: Why can't you answer your own phone?

Trina: It's that guy, Lendle. He keeps calling me. Just answer it. (hands Tori the phone)

Tori answers the phone.

Tori: Hello? No, I'm sorry, Trina's--

Trina: (whispers) Dead! Uh, no. Say I moved to Canada.

Tori: Uh, she moved to Canada, then died. Yeah, this is her sister, Tori. No, I will not go out with you! What is--

Trina: Give me my phone!

Trina snatches the phone from Tori. She answers it.

Trina: Hey, I'm dead for ten seconds and you're already hitting on my sister?! No--Nooo, you listen to me, Lendle.

Trina storms off.

Trina: It doesn't matter that I hate you...

Tori: That's my life now.

Beck shrugs.

Tori: So, I might as well--

Sinjin shows a SplashFace video to Cat and some friends.

Cat: Hey, Tori! Come see this.

Tori walks to Cat and Sinjin.

Tori: Oh, what?

Cat: (giggles) Play it again.

Sinjin: 'Kay-kay.

Sinjin plays the video.

Video.

Alley.

Ke$ha is discussing the contest while a man behind her sits on top of a dumpster.

Ke$ha: (on video) So, turns out, the dude from Northridge who said he won the Lichterz Ice Cream contest.... yeah. He faked it. Yeah. Guy's a loser. Anyways, contest back on. Get it. Ke$ha, out.

Video ends.

Tori: I can still win the contest!

Sinjin: Run for it, Tori. Run straight home and don't stop 'til you get there.

Tori nods.

Tori: Right.

Tori runs out.

***

TheSlap update.

Tori: "Contest BACK ON!!! Gotta get more ICE CREAM!!! I'm RUNNING!!!"

Feeling: Giddy

***

The Vega house, living room.

Tori, Andre, Cat, Beck, Jade, Robbie, and Rex are present. The gang resumes scooping out the ice cream.

Andre scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Andre: K.

Jade scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Jade: A.

Tori scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Tori: A.

Beck scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Beck: A.

Cat scoops out a red disk with a letter "H" on the front.

Cat: H.

Robbie helps Rex scoop out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Rex: K.

Tori gets distracted.

Tori: Wait, wait, wait, wait, Cat, what did you say?

Cat: When?

Tori: Just a second ago?!

Cat: I said "when".

Tori: No, before that!

Cat: Oh, I said "H".

The gang gathers around Cat, who is holding up the red disk. They start cheering.

Tori: You got the H!

Robbie: She's got the H!

Cat: Yay! (giggles) Oh, I feel so loved!

Tori holds the red disk.

Tori: Here it is! Here it is!

Tori hands the disk to Andre, who puts it on the stand with all the other letters.

Andre: Woo! Kee-ha!!

Everyone else: Kee-ha!!

All: Kee-ha!

Tori: Okay, okay, okay! Let's find the S before somebody else does.

Gang: Okay!

Cat: Yay!

The gang resumes scooping out ice cream.

Jade scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Jade: Uh, A.

Tori scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Tori: A!

Beck scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Beck: K.

Cat scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Cat: K.

Robbie scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Robbie: A.

***

The Vega house.


The gang gets exhausted and keeps scooping out melted ice cream.

Jade scoops out a red disk with a letter "E" on the front.

Jade: E.

Robbie scoops out a red disk with a letter "A" on the front.

Robbie: A.

Cat scoops out a red disk with a letter "H" on the front.

Cat: H.

Beck scoops out a red disk with a letter "K" on the front.

Beck: K.

Tori hastily scoops out many ice cream containers. She grumbles angrily as she does it.

Andre glances at Tori. He walks up to her.

Andre: Tori. Tori, hey.

Tori angrily turns to Andre. As she turns, the ice cream splashes on his face from the spoon.

Tori: (yelling) What! What-what-what-what?! I've gotta find the S!

Andre: Why don't you take a little break.

Andre holds Tori's spoon. Tori slaps his hands.

Tori: No. No, I gotta find the S! I don't wanna be Trina's assistant anymore. I just need the S to spell Ke$ha. Where... (lays her head on Andre's chest, sobbing) is the S?! 

Andre: (puts hand on Tori's head) I don't know, baby. I just don't know. 

Robbie is using a Pear Pad.

Robbie: Hey, you guys. 

Andre: 'Sup?

Everyone else: What?

Robbie: The letter that we found the most of is K, right? 

Tori: Yeah. 

Beck: True.

Jade: Yeah. 

Robbie: And what ice cream flavors have we searched the most? 

Tori: Uh....

Tori reads a yellow paper with a written list.

Tori: Beach Bunny Blitz, Pooberry Pecan and Creamy Cowboy Crunch. 

Robbie: Ah! Which, according to the Lichterz website, are their three most popular flavors. 

Jade: So if they put the easiest-to-find letters in the most popular flavors of ice cream, then... 

Andre: Then they probably put the hardest-to-find letters... 

Tori: (rapidly slaps Andre's shoulder in anger) The S! 

Andre: (restrains Tori's hands) The S. 

Beck: In their least popular flavor. 

Tori runs to Robbie.

Tori: (yells) What's the least popular flavor of Lichterz Ice Cream?! 

Robbie: (covers ear) Uh, I don't like being hollered at. 

Tori: Grr!

Tori attempts to jump on and tackle Beck and Andre.

Robbie: Relax, relax. Chill, chill, chill. Chill.

Andre and Beck calm her down.

Andre: Just tap your Pear Pad and tell us the least popular flavor! 

Robbie: Right, all right. It's umm... Funky Nut Blast. 

Beck: I've never even heard of that. 

Andre: Me either. 

Tori: Well it has to exist somewhere. 

Cat: Oh it does. It's my brother's favorite. (walks up to Robbie) So my mom buys it for him and puts his special medicine in it. 

Tori: Well, where do we buy the Funky Nut Blast? 

Cat: We get it at the Handy Quick in Calabasas.

Tori: Drive me there. 

Andre: Let's go. 

Jade: I'm going. 

Cat: Can I come? 

Tori: I don't care! Come on!

The gang runs out of the house.

Robbie turns Rex's head to himself.

Robbie: Well?

Rex: Me first.

Robbie massages Rex's shoulders. Rex moans.

***

Handy Quick convenience store.

Tori, Andre, Cat, and Jade frantically run to the ice cream freezer.

Tori opens the freezer.

All: Go, go! (overlapping talking) Andre! 

Tori takes out an ice cream container from the freezer.

Tori: Funky Nut Blast! 

All: Yes! 

Tori: Go pay for it. 

Cat: Kay'kay. 

Tori takes the lid off the container. She flips the pint upside down, taps on the bottom, and drops the frozen solid ice cream, along with the red disk. She picks it up. 

All: What what what? Is it the S? 

Tori finds a red disk with the letter "H" on the front.

Tori: No. It's just a dumb H! (drops the disk) 

Andre: Well maybe there's another pint.

Jade checks the freezer.

Jade: No. There's not. That's the only Funky Nut Blast. 

Tori slides down the freezer, whining.

Andre: Tori? 

Jade: Tori...? What are you doing?

Andre: We're in public. Please. Please?

Cat spots a little boy with long hair eating a pint of ice cream, licking on one of the red disks.

Cat: Hey. That boy over there is eating Funky Nut Blast. 

Tori gets up off the floor.

The gang frantically cheers. 

Tori: Oh, get him! 

They hurriedly run up to the boy.

Andre: Hi. 

Tori: Hello. 

Boy: Hey. 

Tori: Uh, whatcha eatin' there? 

Boy: (sarcastically) Funky Nut Blast. 

All: Ohhh. 

Tori: Can we have it? 

Boy: Get outta here. 

Jade: We'll give you 30 bucks for it. 

Pause.

Boy: Deal. 

Tori: (exclaims happily)

Cat: Yay! Now we can win the contest and meet Ke$ha! 

Tori: NO!

Andre: HEY!

Jade: SHUT YOUR MOUTH!

Tori: Shh!

Cat: Whaty? 

Boy shows Tori a red disk with a "$" in the middle.

Boy: This whatcha want? 

Tori: Yeah. 

Cat: Ah!

Tori, Cat, Jade, and Andre cheer.

Boy: I'll give it to you. 

Tori: (happily screams) 

Boy: If... 

Tori: Aw!

Andre: What do you want? 

Boy: To come to the private concert. 

Jade: Fine. 

Tori: Okay. 

Boy: And (pause) I wanna kiss you. (points to Tori)

Tori looks at the boy in disgust.

Tori: What? 

Boy: And her. (points to Cat)

Cat smiles and giggles.

Boy: And, uh, the freaky one. (points to Jade)

Jade: (gasps) What?! 

Andre: You better stop there.

***

TheSlap update.

Tori: "We got KE$HA!!! No more being Trina's assistant!!! CONCERT TIME!!!"

Feeling: Triple-Pumped!

***

The Vega house, living room.

Performance.

Ke$ha performs her song "Blow". The gang, along with the boy from the Handy Quick watch and dance along.

Tori: Woo! Yeah!

Cut to Tori, Beck, and Jade dancing and laughing.

Cut to Trina, Andre, Robbie, Cat, and the boy dancing and giggling.

Cut back to performance.

Ke$ha pushes her backup dancers until they come back up. 

Cut to Tori, Beck, and Jade lip-syncing the chorus and dancing.

Cut to Rex sitting on the couch. 

Near the end of the song, Ke$ha brings out a confetti cannon. The confetti shoots out while the gang keeps dancing to the song. Tori happily squeals.

Performance ends.

Tori: Yeah!

The gang cheers.

Trina excitedly runs up to Ke$ha.

Trina: Ah! Ke$ha, that was so great. You totally rocked our home. 

Ke$ha: Thanks. 

Trina: Wanna come upstairs and see my room? 

Ke$ha: No. 

Trina: C'mon! 

Trina takes Ke$ha's hand and they run upstairs.

The boy hops off the DJ booth and walks up to the girls.

Boy: Uh, dude. 

Tori: Uh, what? 

Boy: You and those (points to Cat and Jade) two chicks owe me some lips. (points to lips)

Cat plays with her hair and giggles.

Tori: Okay. But let's go someplace more private. 

Boy: Good call. 

Tori takes the boy's hand.

Tori: Come with me. 

Boy: Yes, ma'am. 

Tori walks the boy to the back door. Cat and Jade follow them.

Tori: And now, I'll just open this door. (opens door) 

Boy: Cool. 

The boy walks out the door. Tori locks the door.

The boy bangs on the door.

Boy: Hey! 

Tori: Kiss the shrub. 

The boy bangs on the door.

Ke$ha walks downstairs while Trina tries to catch up to her. 

Trina: Wait! Ke$ha, wait! 

Ke$ha: No. You're weird. 

Tori stops Trina.

Tori: Trina! Ke$ha, I am so sorry about her. 

Ke$ha: (points to Trina) Is she your sister? 

Tori: Yeah. 

Ke$ha: I'm sorry for you. 

Trina looks at Tori and Ke$ha with a disappointed look on her face.

Tori: Everyone is. 

Ke$ha: (pokes Tori's cheek) Are those real cheekbones? 

Tori: Yeah. 

Trina touches her hair when she got distracted at the boy who got locked out of the house.

Trina: Hey, that little boy got locked out. 

Trina walks to the back door.

Tori, Cat, Jade: Trina! Don't! Trina! 

Tori: Do not open that door! Get back here. Trina! 

Trina opens the door. The boy walks in.

Trina: Oh. What's wrong, little guy? 

Boy: (points to Tori, Cat, and Jade) Those girls promised to kiss me, and didn't. 

Tori, Cat, and Jade look at the boy in disappointment.

Trina: Oh. Well, you can give me a little kiss. (hunches down and puckers her lips) 

Boy: (disgusted) Gross.

The boy walks out and slams the back door. Trina gets disappointed.

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