Inside BTR 2.
Kendall is on a laptop. Carlos runs in with a camcorder.
Kendall: No. I'm waiting for Jo to chat me.
Carlos: But Gustavo told me to get some playful tour bus footage and post it.
Camera is on Kendall's face.
Kendall: Okay. You directing? Is that really a good idea?
Carlos: Is being boring a good idea?
Carlos storms off.
Kendall stares at his laptop screen. Carlos glances. He looks surprised.
Kendall: Fine. Let's do this.
Kendall and Carlos have a staring contest.
Kendall gets distracted after his screen notifies him of an incoming video call from James. James appears on the video call.
Kendall: What? I'm having a staring contest with Carlos while waiting for Jo.
James: (on video call) I can't take it anymore. I wanna switch at the next stop!
Kendall: Each bus has two bunks. So one of us has to ride with Tour Bus Logan and you drew the short straw.
Carlos nods.
Logan: (offscreen) James, did you use the guest soap?
James turns to the screen in confusion.
Kendall: Just pretend you're napping, and he'll leave you alone.
Logan glances at James in anger.
Logan: Are you using up all of our minutes?
(Background SFX: lullaby)
James: (sleepily) Quiet, I'm napping! (lies down)
Kendall exits out of the call.
Staring contest resumes.
Kendall waves his hands at Carlos' face. Carlos blinks.
Carlos: (grumbles)
Carlos storms off.
Kendall's screen notifies him of an incoming video call from Jo Taylor. Jo appears on the video call.
Jo: (on video) Hey. Sorry, I only have like, 5 minutes to chat. Audition.
Kendall: Uh, I'll take it.
Carlos waltzes in to check up on Kendall.
Kendall glances.
Carlos puts his hand by his ear.
Kendall: Forget it. I'm not playing honk-bonk.
Carlos: It's mandatory on the brown bus.
Jo: (on video) Hello?
Carlos: We all pinky swore.
Kendall: I'm not playing!
Jo: (on video) What are you guys doing?
(SFX: Car horn honks.)
Kendall and Carlos: Honk-bonk!
Kendall: (screams)
Carlos punches Kendall hard.
***
Opening Credits
***
BTR 2 tour bus.
Kendall picks up his laptop from the floor. The video call froze and displayed a message reading "Lost Connection".
Kendall: You made me lose connection with Jo and she can't chat for another hour.
Carlos: Okay, if you wanna see her so badly, 'cause you (lovey-dovey voice) LOVE her, (takes the laptop away from Kendall and uses it) (normal voice) I posted a video before we left.
Kendall: You did?
Carlos: Yup. (shows Kendall a SchmoopTube video)
Video.
Palm Woods, in the Knights' room.
Carlos: Yo, what's goin' on guys? Carlos here and we are super stoked for our two-week radio tour to promote our third album.
Logan: Alright, I don't wanna be late, let's go.
Carlos pans the camera to James.
James: But Kendall is sad, 'cause he's not gonna see Jo for two whole weeks.
James walks by Kendall and Jo.
James: But watch them get happy.
James squeezes Kendall and Jo.
James: Ooooooh! Gonna miss you!
Kendall: Oh! Stop it!
James: (high voice) Oh, I'm gonna miss you, too. (normal voice) Kisses.
Kendall: Hey.
James runs off.
Kendall and Jo hug and giggle.
Video ends.
Kendall: Okay. I do feel a little better.
Carlos: See? Just don't read the comments.
Kendall: What?
Carlos slams the laptop closed.
Carlos: Nothing. No comments.
Kendall: What comments.
Carlos: No! Nothing!
Carlos and Kendall battle for the laptop.
Kendall and Carlos: (overlapping arguing) No! Carlos!
Carlos snatches the laptop.
Carlos: No, I just need the laptop so I can edit my videos.
Kendall: You give me that computer back now or else I'm gonna--
(SFX: Car horn honks)
Kendall: Honk-bonk!
Carlos: (screams)
Kendall punches Carlos.
Inside BTR 1.
Logan glances at a sleepy James with a murderous look on his face.
Logan: James? Are you real napping or pretend napping?
James: Real napping.
Logan: Did you eat this cracker and get crumbs everywhere?
Logan examines the crumbs.
James: I was hungry. Now. (snores)
Logan: (whispers) Good. I'm glad you've chosen one of the healthy tour bus snacks I've prepared. Back to sleep.
Logan walks away.
James is still sleeping.
Logan comes back with a vacuum and he sucks up all the crumbs from the couch that James is sleeping on.
Suddenly, the vacuum sucks up James' mouth. He wakes up.
James: Logan!
James chases Logan.
Logan: I'm just trying to make this a pleasant ride!
***
Convertible on the highway. Riding in are Kendall's mom, Jennifer, and his little sister Katie. They are listening to the radio.
Jennifer: Who looks cool in a rented, road-trip convertible?
Katie: Open sky, Big Time Rush and Victoria Justice live in San Diego.
Jennifer: And...traffic.
Zoom out to reveal Jennifer and Katie's convertible stuck in a traffic jam.
Radio: (male host) So beware of the overturned frozen chicken truck that has traffic on the 15 at a dead stop.
Katie: Tell us something we don't know.
Radio: And it's gonna be a hot one, so get out that sunblock.
Jennifer: Oh. Okay, I'll hit the sunblock. As in, top up time.
Katie presses a button on the rearview mirror. The top partially rises, and gets stuck.
Jennifer: What was that?
Katie repeatedly presses the button.
Katie: It's not closing.
Jennifer: Maybe there's another button on the key.
Jennifer presses a button on the key.
(SFX: Car alarm.)
Jennifer and Katie cover their ears.
Katie: Okay. This went bad fast.
Jennifer: I don't know how this thing works!
Jennifer presses buttons randomly. She accidentally activates the windshield wipers.
Radio: And if you're headed to the Big Time Rush-Victoria Justice concert, I hope you left early.
Jennifer: We didn't, okay?
Radio: "Shut Up! (pause) and Dance" is Victoria Justice's latest hit. Let's check it out.
***
At the San Diego Forum.
The band's talent scout Kelly and their record producer Gustavo Rocque are waiting outside.
Victoria Justice's tour bus parks outside. She gets off the bus.
Victoria: Hey.
Gustavo: Hey. you're on in 20 minutes.
Victoria: Nice to see you too, Gustavo. Are the guys here yet?
Kelly: Uh, no. Not yet.
Victoria: Ugh. They're not gonna be late again like they were in San Antonio? And Albuquerque? And Phoenix?
***
Flashback.
Outside the San Antonio Amphitheater, 3 days ago.
Victoria, Kelly, and Gustavo stood, waiting.
Big Time Rush's tour bus parks outside.
The band gets off wearing hockey uniforms.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Sorry, we're late. Love you, Vic. (overlapping talking)
The band runs inside. Victoria waves at the boys.
Outside the Albuquerque Arena, 2 days ago.
Victoria, Kelly, and Gustavo stood, waiting.
Big Time Rush's tour bus parks outside.
The band gets off, being chased by a mummy.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Sorry, we're late!!! (overlapping talking)
The band runs inside, screaming. Victoria gets scared and a bodyguard pushes her back as the mummy came close to her.
Outside the Phoenix Palladium, yesterday.
(SFX: Police sirens.)
Victoria, Kelly, and Gustavo stood, waiting. Victoria gets frustrated.
A police car parks outside.
The band gets off while in handcuffs.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Sorry, we're late. (overlapping talking)
James: We were in a police car!
The band runs inside.
Flashback ends.
***
Victoria: Look, I don't mind stretching my set, but last night I ran out of songs.
Gustavo: Well, you don't have to worry about that tonight, because they will be here in one minute.
Victoria: Great.
Gustavo: Okay.
Victoria leaves.
Gustavo turns to Kelly, angrily.
Gustavo: Are they stuck in that traffic jam?
Kelly looks at a traffic map on her tablet. The map shows a warning reading "Warning! Traffic Jam".
Kelly: Both buses are headed for a huge disaster.
Zoom to map.
***
Inside BTR 2.
Carlos is filming a video.
Carlos: What's going on, guys? Carlos here and we are on the Big Time tour bus going to San Diego, and... (shakes camera violently) Did you feel that? You feel that? It's a bus-quake! Oh no! KENDALL!!!
Camera shaking winds down. Carlos pans the camera to Kendall. He is on his laptop.
Kendall: Ah! Hmm. Uh... (shrugs) Whoa!
Carlos puts down the camera.
Carlos: I told you not to read the comments.
Kendall: "They are so sweet that it MAKES ME WANT TO VOMIT FOR 2 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!", says BiterWriter12.
Carlos: Yeah. BiterWriter12? He or she can get nasty. But, not as bad as BTRBasherZ and KendallRots17.
Kendall: What?
Kendall gets distracted after his screen notifies him of an incoming video call from James. James appears on the video call.
Kendall: Did you know people hate me and Jo?
James: (on video call) Yeah. They say you look like brother and sister. Now, back to me! I'm requesting a tour bus mate switch as soon as--
Kendall closes out of the video call.
Kendall: You all knew people hate me and Jo as a couple?
Carlos: Actually, most hate just you. So, don't go on Kendork.com, because that'll just upset you way more.
Kendall: (shocked) There's a Kendork.com?!
Carlos: And there's also a Kendoy.com. Ooh. And don't open the thread "his eyebrows" on IHateBTR.com.
Kendall has a concerned look on his face. He hurriedly does a "Schnooble" search for IHateBTR.com. The first link he clicks opens the IHateBTR.com website.
Kendall gets shocked.
Kendall: Why didn't you all tell me about this?!
Carlos: 'Cause they're just haters, and we knew that you'd get upset.
Kendall: I AM NOT UPSET!
Inside BTR 1.
James is playing a video game. Logan glances at him while he is trying to take a nap.
Logan: You know, half-hour before showtime, I like tour bus quiet time, so game off, please. Thank you.
James mutes his game.
James: Well, I tried to nap and we all remember how sucky that turned out, hmm?
Logan takes off his sleep mask.
Logan: But, I know you like noise, so I added a layer of comfort for both of us.
Logan takes out a remote. He presses a button. The button activated a sound machine.
James is playing a video game. Logan glances at him while he is trying to take a nap.
Logan: You know, half-hour before showtime, I like tour bus quiet time, so game off, please. Thank you.
James mutes his game.
James: Well, I tried to nap and we all remember how sucky that turned out, hmm?
Logan takes off his sleep mask.
Logan: But, I know you like noise, so I added a layer of comfort for both of us.
Logan takes out a remote. He presses a button. The button activated a sound machine.
(SFX: Ocean waves, birds chirping.)
Logan: And this is called "Ocean Breeze".
Logan: And this is called "Ocean Breeze".
Logan presses a button.
Volume gets louder.
Logan puts his sleep mask back on and resumes his nap.
Logan: Isn't that nice?
James: Eee! (smiles)
James pushes the sound machine off the table and breaks it. It lands on Logan's blanket.
Logan flinches.
Logan: Oh. Okay. So now you're unappreciative and not nice.
James: No. (gets up) What's not nice is that I drew the short straw six days in a row, and I have to share this bus with you.
Logan gets up off the couch.
Logan: Right. You guys draw straws to see who's lucky enough to ride with me. To enjoy my company and my tasty snacks.
Logan throws an apple and catches it.
James: No! It's the loser that rides with you! Not the winner! We hate riding with you!
Logan drops the apple.
Pause.
Logan: I think I'd like to be alone now.
Logan puts his sleep mask on. He backs away from James.
James looks out the window.
Cut to shot of highway. The two buses are stuck in traffic.
Cut back to BTR 1.
James: Fine. We're stuck in traffic, so you could have the blue bus all to yourself.
James storms off.
Logan: James...(stutters) I'm not done talking with you!
James gets off the bus. He quietly walks away through the traffic-filled highway.
Logan gets off the bus. He quietly walks away.
Logan: James?! James! I'm not done talking to you!
Inside BTR 2.
Kendall is looking at the IHateBTR.com website.
Kendall: Okay. Well, if they're just gonna hate on us, then I'm gonna comment back, and hate on them. Ha!
Kendall types on his laptop.
Carlos: Hating a hater makes you a hater.
Kendall weirdly glances at Carlos.
Cut to the highway.
James is still finding a way into the BTR 2 tour bus.
Logan runs, trying to catch up.
Logan: James, I'm not done talking to you! James!
James and Logan make their way inside BTR 2.
Logan throws his sleep mask off to the side. He runs to check up on Kendall and Carlos.
Logan: Did you guys draw straws because you hate riding with me?
Kendall and Carlos look at Logan weird.
Kendall: Maybe.
Logan: (points to Kendall) Hater!
Kendall: Oh, I'm a hater?
Carlos brings out his camera.
Carlos: Hey. While we're all here, why don't you make a little tour bus video to show how much fun we had on the tour bus?
Carlos start filming.
Logan: Do you have any idea how these tour bus rides would be without me?
Camera pans at Kendall, glancing weirdly.
James: Um, fun!
Carlos: Cheerier. A little cheerier.
James: I'm cheerier because I'm on (turns to Logan) the brown bus, with... (turns to Logan, angry) BROWN BUS RULES!
Logan: Very funny. Did you even notice that there's a massive traffic jam outside or do you need Bad Bus-Mate Logan to point out that we're gonna be late to the show?!
Carlos: (puts down camera) Wait. did you say "brown bus rules" and "traffic jam"?
Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan look out the window.
Cut to traffic jam.
Cars' horns start honking.
Kendall, James, Logan: Honk-bonk!
The boys punch each other repetitively.
Kendall, James, Logan: Ow! Stop! Ahh! (interposing screams)
Carlos: Cheerier! I said cheerier!
The boys continue to punch each other.
***
Inside BTR 2.
Logan hands Kendall and James ice packs. Carlos is still filming.
Logan: These are for your honk-bonk bruises.
(SFX: Car horn honks.)
Logan punches James' shoulder.
James: Ow! You didn't say "honk-bonk"! (punches Logan's arm with ice pack)
Logan: Ow, hey! Although I am clearly.. needed here, I realized I'm not wanted. So, I just wanna say goodbye. Forever!
Logan storms off.
Carlos puts the camera down.
Carlos: I'm just gonna turn this off for a while.
Logan walks out of the bus.
Cut back to BTR 2.
Kendall: Okay. So, somebody's gotta go smooth things out with Logan.
Kendall and James draw straws. Kendall holds up three straws. He makes a convincing face at James.
James: No. I'm not gonna draw straws!
Carlos: Brown bus rules. You must obey.
James: Fine. Next tour, I'm getting my own bus!
Carlos takes the ice pack off his shoulder.
James points at the straws.
James: Eenie-meenie-mi-- (draws the first straw that Kendall is holding)
James finds that it was a short straw while he also finds that Kendall is holding a straw with a rubber band tied around it.
James: I hate all of you. (sighs)
Kendall and Carlos are looking at him convincingly.
James: I'm thinking about what I'm going to say!
***
Convertible.
Katie and Jennifer are still struggling with the top.
Radio: Still no relief from the heat, San Diego, or what everyone's calling "Traffic Jamzilla". It's 7:15.
Katie: We're missing Victoria right now.
Jennifer: Oh, well, allow me to drive a little faster.
Katie scoffs.
Radio: And a heat advisory is now in effect for San Diego, so whatever you do, get out that sunblock.
Jennifer tries to squeeze out sunblock from a tube, but it's empty.
Jennifer: (angry, monotone) We're out of sunblock!
Radio: "Hey, Don't Blame Me!" (pause) is the new hit single by Flo Rida. Let's hear it.
Katie: Could this traffic get any worse?
Jennifer: Oh, no.
A man pushing a shopping cart filled with bags of oranges passes by the cars.
Jennifer: It's an orange guy! Quick, roll up the windows!
Katie: He's just selling oranges out of a shopping cart on the highway.
Jennifer rolls up her window.
Jennifer: When is your generation okay with that? Roll up the windows!
Katie: I'm rolling! (rolls up her window)
Jennifer: Roll them up! Go, go, go!
Katie: But the top is still down!
The man passes by Jennifer and Katie's convertible.
Jennifer: Oh, hi.
The man reaches for a bag of oranges. He hands the bag to Jennifer.
Jennifer: Oh, yes. We'll take one bag. Thank you.
Jennifer hands the man a dollar. He thanks her.
Radio: And, here's more Victoria Justice, San Diego, in case you missed her show at the Forum.
***
At the San Diego Forum.
Kelly and Gustavo are waiting outside.
Victoria emerges out of an exit curtain.
Victoria: Woo! The crowd is amazing. The guys are gonna love them.
Gustavo and Kelly: (sarcastically) Hey, you.
Victoria turns her head to the tour bus parking zone. The bus was nowhere to be found.
Victoria: They're still not here?
Kelly: They're stuck on the highway in Jamzilla. It's not their fault!
Victoria, with a stern look on her face, turns to Gustavo.
Gustavo gives Victoria a weird smile.
Victoria: How many encores do you need?
Gustavo: 2.... 5.
Victoria gives Gustavo a confused look.
Gustavo: 25.
Victoria: I'll just...sing 'til I run out of songs.
Victoria goes back inside the arena.
Victoria: Woo!
Gustavo's face turns to anger.
Gustavo: WHERE ARE MY GUYS?!
***
Highway.
James marches back to the BTR 1 bus.
James is met with the bus looking ransacked and messy.
Logan: Do you think it's easy riding with you and your stuff? (throws underwear in James' face) Do you think the bus magically cleans itself? (shows James a sandwich platter) Do you think your bread magically doesn't have any crust?
James: (tries taking a sandwich from the platter) Ooh.
Logan stops James from taking a sandwich by slapping his hand.
Logan: None for you! (puts platter back on table) Oh, and... (shows James the sound machine and powers it on) You can say bye-bye to... Ocean Breeze.
James: I will never miss that.
Logan: Okay, well, maybe this thing is stupid! (throws sound machine on the ground) But, let me tell you one thing, whenever you ride with Logan Mitchell, you ride in first-class.
Logan opens a cabinet to reveal four cubbies. Each cubby had clothes.
Logan: All of our clothes are ready to go in case we're late, which we are.
James: Mm.
Logan: Lozenges are always laid out, in case our throats are sore.
James: Mm.
Logan: After all this yelling, I assume yours is. (gives James the lozenge)
James tries to get the lozenge but Logan stops him.
Logan: Oh, I'm sorry. You're not in first-class anymore.
Logan picks up the sandwich platter from the table.
Logan: Welcome to coach!
Logan storms off, holding the platter.
James turns to Logan, who is walking off.
BTR 2 bus.
Logan walks inside, holding the platter.
Logan: First-class has arrived!
Carlos and Kendall look at him weird.
Logan: Now, who wants a crustless sandwich?
Logan throws the sandwich in Carlos' hand.
Logan: (turns to Kendall) Hey, what's up, hater?
Kendall: I do not hate! Which is why I'm simply posting a statement on IHateBTR.com simply suggesting that their opinion is incorrect.
Carlos: No, you're just fueling the hater fire by giving them what they want.
Logan sits down.
Kendall: (types) "Dear sir or madam, I respectfully disagree with you that Jo and Kendall are an eyebrow couple".
Logan laughs.
Kendall does a concerning glance at him. Logan stops laughing.
Kendall: (types) "...and that Big Time Rush...bites donkeys. I, for one, find them quite charming."
Logan: You're kidding, right?
Kendall: And send. (clicks send button)
(SFX: Notification sound.)
Kendall: That was fast. (opens message, reads) "Dear Dork, you totally bite. And your friends bite. And if you have a pet, like a dog, or something like that, that bites, too.", BigTimeBites372.
Kendall turns his head frantically.
Kendall: I'm gonna find this person!
Carlos: You're yelling at me! See what haters do?
Logan: You can't hate haters, 'cause that makes you a hater.
Carlos points at Kendall.
Kendall: Okay, brown bus is making me VERY CONFUSED TODAY! (slams laptop shut)
***
Convertible.
Katie and Jennifer are sweating.
Radio: And the sun is still making the heat, San Diego. So, let's hope you're not stuck in Jamzilla with a broken convertible top. (laughs)
Jennifer: (exhausted) So hate... this DJ.
A large van moves.
Katie: Oh, the traffic! It's starting to move!
Jennifer: Yes! Okay!
The van bumps into something. Exhaust fumes are blowing all over the highway and on the convertible.
Jennifer: Oh, no!
Jennifer and Katie are coughing.
Katie: I can't breathe!
Jennifer: Get the top!!!
Katie: Push the button!
Jennifer: Okay!
Jennifer pushes the button repeatedly. The top is still stuck.
Jennifer: IT'S NOT WORKING!
Jennifer gets an idea.
Jennifer: Wait! Vents! Vents!
Jennifer and Katie both blow at the vents.
The van leaves and the exhaust smoke clears up.
Katie: Oh, he's gone.
Jennifer: Okay. (sigh of relief)
The orange man returns by the convertible.
Jennifer and Katie cough.
Jennifer: Oh, hey! We're glad you're back, 'cause, um..
The man reaches for a bag of oranges.
Jennifer: Um, yeah! We'd like another bag of oranges.
The man takes out another bag.
Jennifer: Um, yeah. Or two.
Katie laughs.
The man hands the bags to Jennifer and Katie.
Jennifer: Thank you. Okay.
Katie: Okay.
***
At the San Diego Forum.
Kelly and Gustavo are still waiting outside for the bus. Gustavo is pacing.
Kelly: She's done.
Gustavo: I know that.
Victoria emerges out of an exit curtain. Her face turns to frustration.
Victoria: And...no bus.
Kelly: (laughs) Funny, right?
Victoria: I don't have any more songs!
Gustavo: You have a Christmas album, right?
Victoria: Gustavo, it's June!
Gustavo: But it's an amazing album. (yells) NOW GET OUT THERE AND SING IT!
Victoria crossed her arms. Her expression is stern and she tilts her head in a disapproving manner.
Kelly: Yelling doesn't work on her, remember?
Gustavo: Right. How about please lips?
Gustavo and Kelly both make pleading faces.
Gustavo and Kelly: Please? P-P-P-Please??? Please? Please?
Victoria: Okay, okay, okay. Please lips kinda works. (orders) V-Team, hat and bell me.
Victoria's managers give her seasonal gear, consisting of a Santa hat and jingle bells. She puts on the hat.
Victoria: Let's do this.
(Background SFX: Sleigh bells.)
Victoria goes back inside the arena.
Gustavo is whimpering.
Kelly looks at her watch.
***
Highway.
James returns to the BTR 2 bus.
Carlos and Logan were eating sandwiches when they get distracted.
Kendall was on the computer when he gets distracted.
James: Okay, I might miss first-class. But, you have to admit, you're not easy to tour bus with, either!
Logan: Fine, I might admit that, if you apologize.
James: Do I get a sandwich?
Logan gets up from his seat and walks to James.
Logan: You might.
James: Then I apologize.
Logan hands the sandwich to James.
James: And, I propose a new blue bus rule. That states, we all appreciate Wardrobe-Organizing, Crust-Cutting, and Lozenge-Providing Logan more.
Logan: Well, thank you.
Carlos: Let us all honk-bonk on it.
Kendall types.
(SFX: Cars' horns honking.)
Logan, Carlos, James: Honk-bonk!
Logan, Carlos, and James punch each other.
James: Come on!
Logan: Why do we keep playing that game?
James: No idea!
Kendall: Seriously? How do these haters not bother you guys?
Carlos: Because of EmilyJ3.
Kendall: Who's EmilyJ3?
Carlos: I have no idea. But, she did once post that she had a bad day and my singing made it better.
James: And I think of SarahDiamond. Although we are NOT married, she says I'm the only person that makes her smile 24/7. And that's all I need to hear.
Kendall: (to Logan) What about you? Do you have a... EmilyJ3?
Logan: A.K.A. LoveThatLogan12. (takes the laptop from Kendall) And, instead of listening to all these haters, why don't you listen to KendallKnightForeverIloveHim4Ever, who says... (hands laptop back to Kendall) she's crazy for you.
Kendall feels touched at Logan's words.
Kendall: Well, I guess I'm crazy for her.
James: And the only way to beat haters is to ignore them.
Carlos: Ooh, and... (grabs camera) shoot a fun tour bus video that shows our fans that we're crazy for them.
Kendall: Well, (grabs guitar) we're still stuck in traffic.
Kendall's screen notifies him of an incoming video call from Jo Taylor. Jo appears on the video call.
Jo: (on video) Hey. Ugh. Sorry it took me so long to reconnect.
Jo: (on video) Hey. Ugh. Sorry it took me so long to reconnect.
Kendall: Oh. Can I chat you back? We gotta shoot a video for this girl that's crazy for me.
Jo: Oh, okay. Wait, what?
The boys giggle.
Video.
The boys are shooting a video.
The boys go to their cubbies. Carlos puts on a snapback cap.
The boys sing their song "Crazy For U."
The boys dance on the highway in the traffic jam.
Convertible.
The orange man returns to the convertible.
Katie and Jennifer shake their heads.
The man reaches for a cloth sheet.
Tour bus.
James juggles oranges.
The boys play guitar and dance.
Convertible.
The man drapes the sheet on top of the convertible. He puts clothespins to secure the sheet in place.
The man leaves.
Katie and Jennifer wave goodbye to the man.
Tour bus.
The boys play guitar and ukulele and dance.
James and Logan clink mugs rapidly. The mugs break.
While singing, Logan taps on James, Carlos, and Kendall's heads.
Video ends.
Kendall and Carlos are watching the video on SchmoopTube.
Kendall: What do you know? You can direct.
Carlos: Why, thank you.
Jo: But you know, some people are gonna hate it.
Kendall: And I don't care. (blows kiss)
Logan: Well, the story's wrapping up quite nicely.
(SFX: Cars moving.)
The bus moves.
James and Logan: We're moving! (high-fives) (cheers)
Carlos: We're off to San Diego!
Cut to highway.
At the San Diego Forum.
Victoria emerges out of an exit curtain. Her face turns to frustration.
Gustavo and Kelly sarcastically smile at her.
Victoria looks at the tour bus parking zone. The bus was still nowhere to be found.
Victoria: (sighs) Gustavo, I have got nothing left!
Kelly: Don't worry. Jamzilla cleared up.
Gustavo: And then they'll be here any second in that sweet, sweet ride. (turns, points to the tour bus parking zone)
The convertible where Katie and Jennifer are riding in arrives.
Katie opens the door and oranges fall out.
Katie and Jennifer: Who wants oranges?
Gustavo, Kelly, and Victoria are shocked.
Gustavo: Darn it!
Big Time Rush's tour bus parks outside.
Gustavo: I mean, great!
Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan all get off.
Kendall, James, Carlos, Logan: Sorry, we're late. Love you, Vic. (overlapping talking)
The band all runs inside the arena.
Kendall: So, so, sorry.
Victoria: (waves) Hi.
Logan: So good to see you.
Carlos: (turns to Victoria, points to her Santa hat) Nice hat.
Gustavo: I don't mean to toot my own horn, but that's another concert saved by Gustavo Rocque. (pumps arm up and down)
(SFX: Truck horn honking.)
Victoria gets distracted by the horn.
Victoria: Honk-bonk!
Victoria punches Gustavo.
Gustavo: Ah! (falls to the ground)
Kelly: Nice.
Victoria waves. She walks inside the arena.
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