Palm Woods hotel.
Lobby.
A vampire's hand rings the bell. Mr. Bitters appears as a ghost.
Mr. Bitters: Welcome to Palm Woodsylvania. A hallow-eared world where humans and monsters live side-by side.
Corridor.
Carlos, who is seen as a Frankenstein monster, walks to Jo Taylor, a girl with blonde hair.
Franken-Carlos: (grunting)
Jo: That's great. I will be there.
Franken-Carlos: (happy grunting)
Pool area.
Mr. Bitters appears.
Mr. Bitters: A place where zombies would rather greet you, than eat you.
A zombie Logan greets Guitar Dude, a long-haired boy with glasses. He raises his arm up to give him a high-five.
Logan: Guitar Dude! Up high!
As soon as Guitar Dude gives Logan a high-five, his arm falls off.
Guitar Dude: Oh, sorry, Logan, zombie dude.
Logan snatches the arm from Guitar Dude.
Logan: Oh, give it to me.
Pool area, lounge chairs.
Mr. Bitters appears.
Mr. Bitters: Here, you'll see vampires glimmering by our pool.
A vampire James takes off his shirt and his torso shines so bright that the girls that were looking at him shield their eyes.
James: Don't be afraid, ladies. I don't bite.
James smiles and shows off his fangs.
The Knights' room.
Mr. Bitters appears.
Mr. Bitters: So, enjoy your stay. You're sure to have a howling good time. (laughs evilly)
Kendall runs into Mr. Bitters and he disappears. Kendall looks out the window.
Kendall's mom Jennifer and his little sister Katie, seen as witches, are checking up on Kendall.
Jennifer: Why do you keep looking out the window?
Kendall: Just checking how long before... you know!
Katie: What's the big deal?
Katie fishes out a squealing rat and throws it inside the cauldron.
Kendall: The big deal is Jo's coming up and I sorta never told her I'm a werewolf.
Jennifer: What? How have you kept it from her this long?
Katie throws a spider into the boiling cauldron.
Kendall: Same way I'm going that I'm going to do tonight. (coughs) I'll say that I'm sick... (normal voice) or that you grounded me.
(doorbell rings)
Kendall: And don't say anything about the big Halloween Night of Fright party we're singing at tonight.
Kendall opens the door.
Jo: Hey, I ran into Franken-Carlos and he invited me to the big Halloween Night of Fright party you're singing at tonight.
Kendall, Jennifer and Katie exchange awkward looks.
Kendall: Great!
***
Opening Credits
***
Palm Woods hotel.
Knights' room.
Jo: Hey, did you know it's a full moon tonight?
Kendall: Really? I didn't know that!
Jo: Big party, full moon, our first Halloween together. It's gonna be an unforgettable night.
Katie: Oh, you have no idea.
Kendall: Hey!
Kendall points to Jennifer and Katie. He notices hair on his hand and gasps.
Kendall turns back to Jo and laughs awkwardly.
Jo: So, you still up for a little fun in the Palm Woods cemetary?
Kendall: How about I meet you there in 15 minutes?
Jo: I'll see you there.
Kendall closes the door.
Kendall: Help me! Help me, help me. Use your wand and help me.
Jennifer waves her wand and stops.
Jennifer: Tell Jo the truth!
Kendall: No, because Jo is a normal, and normals don't usually date snarling, hairy dog beasts.
Katie: You forgot smelly and drool-y.
Kendall: Just poof me up a razor.
Jennifer waves her wand and a razor appears in Kendall's hand.
Kendall uses the razor to shave his hand.
James, Franken-Carlos, and Logan walk in.
James: New hot girl is mine. I saw her first, I'm a hot vampire, I WILL BITE YOU!
Franken-Carlos: (grunting)
James, Franken-Carlos, and Logan turn to Kendall.
Franken-Carlos: (grunting)
Logan: Hey, Teen Wolf. Wanna practice our dance moves for tonight?
Kendall: Can't. Gotta shave up my arms to meet up with Jo.
James: All right. you're gonna look like a real idiot when you can't do this.
James, Franken-Carlos, and Logan dance.
As they struck their ending pose, Logan's arm falls off and lands in the cauldron.
Logan: Aah!
Katie: Ooh, that'll add some flavor. (uses Logan's arm to stir the boiling liquid)
Logan: No!
Logan runs to get his arm. He reattaches it.
Logan: No, no, no, no! You can't use Righty for one of your... smelly witch potions.
Jennifer: For your information, we are making a cake.
(SFX: Thunder crashing.)
***
Rocque Records building.
Dr. Rocquenstein (Gustavo) shouts offscreen.
Dr. Rocquenstein: It's alive! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!
Kelly walks in.
Kelly: You created another singing monster, Dr. Rocquenstein?
Dr. Rocquenstein: No. It's a live album from BTR.
Kelly: Oh, nice.
Dr. Rocquenstein: I'm putting them in the goodie bags for Griffin's Big Night of Fright tonight.
Griffin, seen in a red suit appears along with his two assistants.
Griffin: Hail, me.
Dr. Rocquenstein screams.
Dr. Rocquenstein: What now, Griffin? The goodie bags are almost done and my monster band is ready to rock your party tonight.
Griffin: Yes, about that. New research shows that the monster band is dead.
Male assistant shows a binder labeled "RCM CBT GlobalNet Sanyoid Monster Band Research File" and throws it to Dr. Rocquenstein.
Griffin takes out an album from one of the goodie bags.
Griffin: In fact, the only one that's popping is Kendall, because he looks normal on the album cover.
Kelly puts down the binder.
Kelly: Yeah. Until there's a full moon, then he's a shag carpet with paws.
Griffin: Well, make them normals. Because my annual Big Night of Fright party is going to be full of board members and stockholders. And they and I want Big Time Rush to be a hot boy band, not a has-been monster band.
Dr. Rocquenstein: That's four hours from now! That's impossible!
Griffin: Tonight's a big night for me, Gustavo. So don't let me down. Or else.
Dr. Rocquenstein: "Or else" what?
Griffin flicks his hand.
Dr. Rocquenstein is shrunken down as Griffin tries to step on him.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Aah! Aah!!
Kelly gives Griffin a smirk.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Okay, okay! Fine! Kelly, get Franken-Carlos down here. We have got some experimenting to do.
Griffin and the assistants take a step back. Griffin flicks his hands and he and the assistants disappear.
***
Palm Woods hotel, lobby.
Logan, Franken-Carlos, and James are walking. Franken-Carlos checks his phone.
Franken-Carlos: (grunting)
Logan: Well, I'm coming, too. Maybe Doc Rocque can keep me from falling apart.
Logan's arm falls off and lands on the floor.
(SFX: Werewolf howling)
James: Aah!
Franken-Carlos: (grunt)
Logan: See? You okay, Righty?
Logan's right arm makes a thumbs-up.
Logan throws a thumbs-up back.
Franken-Carlos: Hey.
James: There she is.
A girl with a ponytail named Muffy waves as she walks by.
Logan and Franken-Carlos all exclaim in awe.
Franken-Carlos tries to walk up, but James stops him.
James: No, no, flathead. She's mine.
Logan and Franken-Carlos high-five each other.
Lightning, a dog wearing sunglasses runs up to Logan's fallen arm and takes it along.
Logan: Whoa! Lightning, drop it! That's my bone, not yours!
Pool area.
James finds Muffy sitting at a table. He sits with her.
James: Excuse me, but, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.
Muffy giggles, then scoffs. She turns to the other side, but she is met by James again.
James: I'm James. I'm in a band.
Muffy: I'm Muffy. I'm not interested.
James: That's because you don't know me yet. I like long walks on the beach and taking gorgeous girls like you out for a quick bite.
Muffy: On second thought, you know, you're just the type of guy I've been looking for.
James: Really? I mean, of course I am.
***
Palm Woods hotel, corridor.
Logan is tugging on his right arm to get it back from Lightning the dog.
Logan: Release, Lightning! You are disrespecting personal property!
Logan tugs on the arm until it got released from Lightning's mouth.
Logan: (laughs) Zombies rule, doggies drool!
Lightning growls and bites on Logan's toe.
Logan: Whoa, Lightning! That's my foot!
Lightning runs away with Logan's foot.
Logan: That is so not cool!
Logan holds his arm.
Logan: Let's get him.
Logan's arm makes a thumbs-up.
***
Cemetery.
Jo and Kendall get ready for their picnic.
Jo: So, I'm really looking forward to watching you sing tonight.
A full moon peeks out from the clouds.
Kendall: Yeah. about that...
Kendall looks at his hand and notices it all furry and claws had grown out. He screams and hides it.
Jo: You okay?
Kendall: Jo, there's something I have to tell you.
Jo: What's the thing?
Kendall: I'm, a were...
Jo looks confused.
Kendall: I'm aware, that the party concert thing is totally gonna stink tonight and you should totally skip it.
Jo looks confused.
Kendall: Totally skip it.
Jo: You don't want me to go?
Kendall: No, it's not that I don't want you to go, it's just that...
The full moon rises from the cloud.
Kendall: (howls)
Jo looks confused.
Kendall: We're gonna have a lot of fun.
(SFX: Dog barking)
Lightning the dog runs off with Logan's foot. Logan hops as he chases after Lightning.
Logan: Heel! Give me back my heel!
Kendall: Oh. I should go help Logan now.
Kendall runs on all fours.
***
Rocque Records office.
Dr. Rocquenstein unveils a machine to Kelly.
Dr. Rocquenstein: I call it, the Hot Boy Band Machine.
Dr. Rocquenstein shows Kelly the machine.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Monster boys go in, their DNA is scrambled, then handsome eyes, and voila! Hot singing normal boys come out.
Kelly: And you made this in an hour? Are you sure it works?
Dr. Rocquenstein: I'm sure I have no idea! That's why Franken-Carlos is here to test it out!
Franken-Carlos tries to enter, but is blocked by the doors. Kelly opens the door for him.
Franken-Carlos: (grunts)
Franken-Carlos walks up to the machine.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Okay, Franken-Carlos. Time to play in the pretty funhouse!
Dr. Rocquenstein presses a button. The door on the machine opens and fog starts to come out. Franken-Carlos screams.
Kelly holds up two corn dogs.
Kelly: Get the corn dogs, Franken-Carlos! Get 'em!
Kelly throws the corn dogs into the machine.
Franken-Carlos: Corn dog.
Franken-Carlos runs into the machine.
Kelly: Now!
Dr. Rocquenstein presses a button. The door on the machine closes. Franken-Carlos screams.
Dr. Rocquenstein: I give you...
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever.
Dr. Rocquenstein: HOT SINGING NORMAL BOY!!!!
Kelly shields her eyes. The lights start flickering.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever down. The machine powers down. The machine door opens and fog comes out.
Suddenly, Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly notice a rabbit coming out of the machine.
Kelly: Well, he's cute, but not a boy.
Dr. Rocquenstein: I know that.
Rabbit: (singing) I wanna be famous...
Dr. Rocquenstein: Sings good though. Try again!
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever. The lights start flickering.
Cut to exterior: Rocque Records building. (SFX: Dr. Rocquenstein laughing evilly.)
***
Fancy restaurant.
James and Muffy sit and chat.
James: That is so crazy. I'm allergic to grape jelly too.
Muffy: And the dumbest pasta shape ever!
James and Muffy: Bow tie!
James and Muffy laugh together.
Muffy: You know, I have to say, this has been a really great dinner.
James: We haven't even had dessert.
Muffy gets up from her chair and strikes a dancing pose.
Muffy: Would you care to dance?
James: I prefer...
James gets up from his chair and takes out the rose from the tabletop vase.
James: Tango.
Muffy: Isn't that dancing?
James and Muffy dance the tango. As James lowers his head to bite Muffy's neck, Muffy steps away from James and she takes out a stake while James sits in a chair.
James: You wouldn't happen to have that for gardening purposes, would you?
Muffy: Try vampire-slaying purposes.
As Muffy was about to stab James with the stake, she misses and stabs James' chair.
James: I am seriously considering about not asking you out again.
James screams and runs away.
Muffy takes her stake out from James' chair. She chases after him.
***
Rocque Records office.
Kendall and Logan run in.
Kendall: Doc Rocque. You have to help me. I need to be turned into a normal for the concert. No more werewolf.
Logan: I need a new foot.
Dr. Rocquenstein: I got you covered. Because of my new Hot Boy Band Machine, you will no longer be monsters for Griffin's big night of fright. Observe, new normal Carlos. I hope.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever. The lights start flickering. Kendall, Logan, and Kelly shield their eyes.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever down. The machine powers down. The machine door opens and fog comes out.
A pageant queen wearing an orange dress comes out and waves.
Kendall and Logan: (in awe) Whoa! Who is that?
Kelly: It's Carlos!
Kendall and Logan: No!
Pageant queen: (grunts in a manner similar to Franken-Carlos)
Kelly pushes the pageant queen back in the machine. The doors on the machine close.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Okay. Too much pageant queen. All right. Now, we press the red button and more Y chromosome.
Kelly presses a button on the machine.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Yee-haw!
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever. The lights start flickering. Kendall, Logan, and Kelly shield their eyes.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever down. The machine powers down. The machine door opens and fog comes out.
Brobee from "Yo Gabba Gabba!" comes out.
Kendall and Logan: Uh, too much Gabba Gabba.
Kelly: (baby talk) Back inside! Oh, yes. Okay.
Kelly pushes Brobee back in the machine. The doors on the machine close.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Okay, we're gonna pull back on the striped fur. Shorten the arms and add SUPER POWERFUL VOICE! Argh!
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever harder. The lights start flickering and the room shakes. Kendall, Logan, and Kelly shield their eyes.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever down. The machine powers down. The machine door opens and fog comes out.
An angry Franken-Carlos comes out, roaring.
Franken-Carlos unplugs the keyboard from the machine.
Franken-Carlos: Machine!
Franken-Carlos turns to Kendall and Logan.
Franken-Carlos: CARLOS SMASH!!!
Franken-Carlos runs into Kendall and Logan.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Too much power.
Kelly: But his diction has improved.
Franken-Carlos smashes through the door, roaring. He runs out of the building and smashes furniture and decor.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Okay! Who's next?
Kendall: I think I'm going to pass.
Logan: Yeah. Big pass here.
***
Palm Woods hotel.
Kendall is hiding his face in a newspaper. He walks to the elevator and is met by Jo coming out.
Jo: There you are! You never came back to the picnic.
Kendall: Well, you know what they say. Whoops! Gotta go, bye!
Kendall goes inside the elevator and closes the doors.
Jo: Wait. What time are you going to pick me up for the...
Jo is cut off by the elevator doors closing.
Guitar Dude: What's up, Jo?
Jo: I think Kendall just blew me off.
Guitar Dude: Oh, bummer!
Franken-Carlos rampages in and wreaks havoc.
Franken-Carlos: Carlos smash!
Franken-Carlos lunges and throws two boys on the ground. The boys leave, screaming.
Franken-Carlos: Carlos smash again!
Franken-Carlos throws a table on the ground.
Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly run in, holding corn dogs.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Here, Mega Franken-Carlos! Here, boy!
Kelly: We have corn dogs!
Dr. Rocquenstein: Where is he?!
Kelly: Something tells me that we should go that way.
Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly notice a human-shaped hole in a door. They run through the hole.
Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly: Mega Franken-Carlos!
***
Palm Woods pool.
James jumps over a table so he could run from Muffy.
Muffy: James!
James spots a water bottle. He runs to the table and takes a tree out of a pot and takes the pot and the water bottle.
Muffy jumps over, holding two stakes. She scours the pool. James stands on top of a bucket and shoots water from his mouth, as if he were a fountain. Muffy turns to James.
Muffy: Seriously? You'd thought I'd believe you were a fountain?
James: Oh, what? You don't like fountains?
Muffy: No, I love fountains. And sandwich cookies and fuzzy bunny slippers, and slaying vampires.
James: Oh, I love all those things, too! Except for the last one.
James squirts water at Muffy.
James: Bye!
James runs away.
Muffy: Okay, that was rude!
James: Saving my life here!
Muffy runs with her stakes.
***
Palm Woods lobby.
Logan is talking to his right arm.
Logan: Okay, Righty, let's get down to business.
Logan brings out a whiteboard.
Logan: It's time to trap Lightning and get my foot back!
Righty gives Logan a thumbs up.
Logan: Observe. Lightning enters the lobby and sees a tasty arm. That's you!
Righty gives Logan an "A-OK" sign.
Logan: He drops his foot, goes for tasty arm but before he gets there, the white doves fly, triggering a counterbalance and drops the cage on said stupid mutt.
Logan pushes the whiteboard away, only to be met by Lightning growling and barking at him.
Logan: Lightning! I was totally kidding about that stupid mutt thing.
Lightning jumps on Logan and attacks him.
Logan: Lightning! That's my arm! Where are my limbs? Aah!
***
Alley.
Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly run, looking for Franken-Carlos.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Well, my Hot Boy Band Machine doesn't make great boy bands but it does make great scary monsters.
Kelly: Which means we need to find Franken-Carlos and tranquilize him before an angry mob tears him apart.
Franken-Carlos gets chased by an angry mob.
Kelly: Too late.
Dr. Rocquenstein: New plan! You save Franken-Carlos and get the rest of the Big Time Monsters and get them back to my lab.
Kelly: How?
Dr. Rocquenstein: I don't know. Meanwhile, I'll fix the Hot Boy Band Machine so they can perform at Griffin's party tonight.
Kelly: How?
Dr. Rocquenstein: I don't know!
Franken-Carlos gets chased by an angry mob. Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly run away.
***
Knights' room.
Kendall: Think she'll notice?
Zoom out to Kendall's whole body. He is seen with a tattered shirt while half of his body is covered in hair.
Katie: Depends. Does she have eyes?
Kendall scratches himself.
Jennifer: Sweetheart! Stop! If a girl can't accept you for who you are, maybe she's not the girl for you.
Kendall: Can't you just poof me normal?
Katie: Can't we just poof up a cake? (hits snakes with a spatula)
Jennifer: We can make a cake without magic. You need to tell Jo the truth, now.
Kelly runs inside.
Kelly: Kendall! I need you to help me save Franken-Carlos from the angry mob.
Kendall: Hmm, tell Jo the truth, or face an angry mob? Let's go, Kelly.
Kendall runs out the door on all fours and follows Kelly.
Jennifer turns to Katie and gasps.
Katie is wrestling snakes into the cauldron.
Jennifer: We might've used too much snake tails.
Katie mashes the snakes into the cauldron and puts the lid on. She smiles.
Muffy pins James to the wall while holding her stake.
James: A vampire and a vampire slayer walk into a restaurant.
James pins Muffy to the wall.
Muffy: The waiter says, "What can I get you two?"
Muffy turns and pins James to the wall once more.
James: And the vampire says, "I'm just here for a quick bite."
James turns and pins Muffy to the wall once more.
Muffy: And the slayer says...
Muffy turns and pins James to the wall yet again.
Muffy: "You should really try the stake."
James: Time out. Wanna kiss?
Muffy: Yeah.
Muffy and James kiss.
James: Time in. Bye.
James runs away.
Muffy takes out two stakes and starts chasing.
***
Palm Woods lobby.
Lightning growls at Logan as he stands in front of his severed body parts. His severed head is on a seat.
Logan: What do you want? There's nothing left!
Lightning continues to growl.
Logan has a shocked expression on his face.
Logan's right arm, which is settled on another seat, is squishing a ball, making a squeaking sound.
Lightning turns his head and whimpers.
Logan: Righty!
Logan's arm throws the ball and Lightning chases it.
Logan: Oh, good thinking, buddy.
Logan's arm makes a thumbs-up.
James runs in.
James: I need to not be a vampire (points to fangs) fast.
Logan: Gustavo's working on a machine that's supposed to make us all hot normals.
James: Let's roll.
As James is about to pick up Logan's head, he stops him.
Logan: Wait! I can't leave Righty.
James turns to the other seat.
A severed female arm wearing a ring slithers to Logan's arm.
Logan: Ooh.
Logan's arm and the female arm wave and hold hands.
James makes an "A-OK" sign.
Logan's arm and the female arm both wave to James before locking hands.
Logan: Never mind. Okay, let's head out.
James picks up Logan's head and carries it in his arms. They both run out.
***
Alley.
Franken-Carlos is met with the angry mob. The angry mob pulls out their stakes and torches.
Franken-Carlos: (scared grunting) Fire bad!
Man: He ate my sandwich! (shows a sandwich with a bite taken out of it)
Woman: He trashed my car!
The angry mob screams.
Kendall, now in his full werewolf form, jumps out and roars. The angry mob runs away.
Franken-Carlos happily grunts and turns to Kendall.
Franken-Carlos: Kendall save Carlos. Kendall good friend. (pats Kendall's head)
Kelly walks in and hugs Kendall.
Kelly: Oh, and Kelly love that Kendall is a werewolf.
Kendall: You know what? So do I. And that's why I'm gonna tell Jo that this is who I am.
Kelly: Yeah, there's no time. We've gotta get back to the studio.
Kendall: No. This is something I have to do.
Kendall walks out.
Franken-Carlos: (grunting)
Kelly: And this is something I have to do.
Kelly fires a tranquilizer gun at Kendall.
Kendall: (baby talk) Nappy time.
Kendall falls down.
Kelly: Quick! Help me drag him back to the studio.
Franken-Carlos: What about Kendall girlfriend?
Kelly: Just text her and say something suddenly came up. (throws Kendall's phone to Franken-Carlos) She'll be fine. Hurry up!
Franken-Carlos: (texts, grunts)
***
Palm Woods lobby.
Jo is sitting when her phone beeps. She notices it's an incoming text from Kendall. She takes out her phone and reads the text.
Jo: "Me Kendall. You go away... P.S. FIRE BAD"? He's breaking up with me in a text?
Jo gets up. Muffy runs in.
Muffy: Hey, have you seen a vampire? He's about, like, yea tall, really hot.
Jo: No, but I think I know where I can find him. And my boyfriend.
Muffy takes out a stake and hands the other stake to Jo. They walk out.
***
Rocque Records office.
Dr. Rocquenstein fixes the machine.
James runs in, carrying Logan's head.
James: Doc! You gotta make me normal. A vampire slayer's chasing me.
Logan: Ah, boo-hoo, okay? A hot girl's chasing you? I'm just a head!
Dr. Rocquenstein: Get in!
James and Logan run in the machine.
Kelly walks in, with Franken-Carlos carrying Kendall.
Kelly: We got Kendall!
Dr. Rocquenstein: And they gotta sing in 10 minutes!
Franken-Carlos walks in the machine, dropping Kendall.
Logan: What happened to Kendall?
Franken-Carlos: Kelly shoot him.
James and Logan: Oh.
Dr. Rocquenstein pushes a button. The door on the machine closes.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Now, if I recalibrate the molecular levels to hotness, set the doohickey to schmiggle-schmazzle, cross the streams, and ADD perfect hair...
Muffy and Jo run in. Kelly points a tranquilizer gun at them.
Jo: Where's Kendall?
Muffy: Where's James?
Griffin appears.
Griffin: Where is my hot boy band?
Jo and Muffy turn to each other in confusion.
Dr. Rocquenstein: Press the button for dramatic mad scientist moment!
Kelly presses a button on the machine.
The lights start flickering. Dr. Rocquenstein laughs evilly as bolts of lightning shoot out of his hands. He pulls the lever. The room begins to shake violently.
Griffin admires a snake in a goodie bag.
Dr. Rocquenstein pulls the lever down. The machine powers down. The machine door opens and fog comes out.
Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan come out of the machine wearing normal clothing.
Logan: We have a body!
Kelly: Yes!
Dr. Rocquenstein laughs.
Logan spins.
Logan: And my limbs don't fall off!
James: I'm not a vampire anymore.
Carlos: And I'm not green! Whoa! And I can use pronouns!
Dr. Rocquenstein and Kelly fist-bump.
Kendall: And I'm not a were...
Jo looks at Kendall, convincingly.
Kendall: ...That you are here.
Jo: Oh. But you think that you can break up with me with a poorly-written text? P.S., I know fire is bad!
Kendall: I did not send that text. But I do have something to tell you.
Jo: What? That you're breaking up with me?
Griffin: Is this story going to take long? Because I kinda have a BIG night planned here.
Pause.
Kendall: Jo, I'm a werewolf.
Jo: Duh.
Kendall: Come again?
Jo: You think I didn't notice all the hair on your clothes, chasing cars when we're on dates, that weird marking your territory thing?
Kendall: Ahem... so, you're okay with this?
Jo: Why do you think I always bring a frisbee when we hang out?
Griffin uses telekinesis powers to bring Kendall and Jo close to each other. They hug.
Griffin: Very touching, but the last time I check, it's not Valentine's Day, it's Halloween. Now, you got rich people to impress.
All: Then let's party!
Griffin flicks his hands and everyone disappears.
***
Griffin's Big Night Of Fright party.
Performance.
Big Time Rush performs on the stage, singing their song "Big Night".
Cut to crowd.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Jo and Muffy dancing in the audience.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Dr. Rocquenstein looking at his watch while Kelly dances.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Table.
The severed female arm and a severed male arm jam out.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to audience dancing.
Cut to keyboardist.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to Griffin and his assistants.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to audience dancing.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to James singing and pointing to Jo and Muffy.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to man looking at a slimy green cake made with snakes and eyeballs.
Jennifer and Katie dance and convince the man, before he gets grossed out and runs away.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to audience dancing. Mr. Bitters dances along.
Table.
The severed arms hold phones and wave them.
Cut to shot of Jennifer and Katie's cake.
A woman walks by the table. She puts some baby carrots on her plate and walks away.
Jennifer and Katie turn to each other, confused.
Cut to Griffin and his assistants dancing.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Cut to keyboardist dancing.
Cut to Big Time Rush performing.
Performance ends.
Audience cheers.
Jo and Muffy applaud.
Griffin: You did it again, Gustavo. The boys were amazing. And the board members and investors love the goodie bags.
A man runs in as he is strangled by a large snake.
Griffin: Except for that guy.
(SFX: Werewolf howling)
Griffin pats Dr. Rocquenstein on the back and walks away.
Dr. Rocquenstein looks at his watch.
Kelly: Why do you keep looking at your watch?
Dr. Rocquenstein: I only have enough power in my Hot Boy Band Machine for a temporary hot boy transformation.
Kelly: What does that mean?
Dr. Rocquenstein: Well...
Suddenly, Kendall, James, Carlos, and Logan transform back into monsters.
The audience gasps.
Muffy walks up to James. He waves at her.
James: Does this mean, we're back to the whole...
Muffy takes out her stake.
Muffy: I'll give you a 5-second headstart.
James: Thanks.
Muffy starts chasing James.
Jo walks up to werewolf Kendall. She hands a drink to Kendall.
Jo: I think you look really cute as a werewolf.
Kendall scratches his foot.
Kendall: Sorry.
Katie: Nobody even touched our cake.
Jennifer: Oh, fine, go ahead.
Katie waves her wand and the slimy cake turns into a nice-looking orange cake reading "Happy Halloween from Big Time Rush".
Pan out to the whole party.
Muffy still continues to chase James.
Muffy: James!
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