Game Shakers - MeGo the Freakish Robot Transcript

Game Shakers building. Inside, Kenzie is gathering food and puts them on a table. Babe walks in.

Babe: Hey.

Kenzie: Where were you? We left school an hour ago.

Babe: You told me to stop and buy some cheese.

Kenzie: Where is it?

Babe throws Kenzie a package of batteries.

Kenzie: These are batteries.

Babe: Yeah, I got bored looking for the cheese.

Kenzie bends down.

Babe: Uh, why are you dressed like my mom's lawyer?

Kenzie: Because this is our first real business meeting and I have to look professional.

Babe: Ooh.

Babe picks up a grape and as she was going to eat it, Kenzie slaps her hand.

Kenzie: That's not professional.

Babe: Fine, I won't eat the grapes.

Kenzie: Thank you. Oh! The toothpicks.

As Kenzie rushes to find the toothpicks, Babe bends down and gobbles up everything on the plate. Kenzie looks at the refridgerator and Babe puts her hands on her hips. Double G walks in.

Double G: I'm here, but you only got me for fifteen minutes. That's it.

Double G throws a tennis ball and hits it with a racquet. The ball hits a window and glass breaks.

Babe: The clients aren't even here yet.

Double G: Well, they better get here because I got a charity tennis game to get to at six o'clock.

Babe: What charity?

Double G: I don't know. Some dolphin disease.

Kenzie: I love dolphins.

Double G: Me too. When they're grilled and barbecued.

Kenzie gasps.

Babe: (disappointed) Double G!

Double G: I'm just playin'. I'm just hungry.

Babe: Well, we got food right here.

Double G: Oh, yeah. Mmm.

Double G jabs his fork into a meatball and picks it up.

Double G: Meatball, you're about to get eaten by an A-list celebrity.

Kenzie jumps on Double G and makes him drop his fork.

Kenzie: (yelling) Don't eat that!

Double G: (angrily) What is wrong with you?!

Kenzie: They're for the meeting.

Double G: Oh.

Babe bends down and picks up the meatball.

Babe: Here, I'll put it back on the plate.

Kenzie: Oh no, it was on the floor, just throw it away.

Double G: No, don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

Double G throws the meatball and hits it with the tennis racquet. The meatball hits the door and it stuck to it.

Double G: Splat!

Miles and Sharon, two British people walk in.

Miles: Excuse me? We're from Robotamus Technologies in London.

Sharon: We brought the gift of Bibble.

Babe, Kenzie, and Double G walk up to Miles and Sharon.

Kenzie: Oh, you must be Miles and Sharon.

Babe: Welcome to Game Shakers.

They shake hands.

Miles: Hello.

Kenzie: Kenzie Bell.

Sharon hands Kenzie the bibble jar.

Kenzie: Oh, thank you.

Babe: Yes.

Miles: Miles.

Kenzie: So nice to meet you.

Miles: Pleasure.

Sharon: I'm Sharon.

Double G: I don't shake hands.

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Double G looks at his watch.

Miles: Well, first we'd like to say we are huge fans of your company, Game Shakers.

Sharon: We love the games you make like "Sky Whale" and "Dirty Blob".

Babe: Thanks.

Kenzie: Thanks so much.

Double G: Okay, look. I got a tennis match with Al Roker at six o'clock.

Babe: So, what do the two of you want to talk to us about?

Sharon: Actually, there are three of us.

Kenzie: Oh, you're pregnant?

Sharon: Oh, no. (laughs) No, no, no.

Miles: She just had a big lunch.

Babe: So then, who's the third person?

Sharon: Ah, we're glad you asked. MeGo!

Miles: MeGo!

MeGo, a life-sized white-colored robot with blue eye lights walks in the Game Shakers building.

MeGo: Hello, Game Shakers.

MeGo spins his head.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Double G jumps off the couch, screaming and freaking out. Babe and Kenzie run to look at MeGo.

Babe and Kenzie: Wow!

Kenzie: Oh, he's so cute! Can we touch him?

Double G: (yelling) No! Don't do that! Don't touch him! I saw a movie where a man touched a robot and the robot cracked his head open like a coconut! And then scraped all the nut meat up!

Miles: Well, it's very unlikely that MeGo would ever eat somebody's brains.

Sharon: Less than a 10% chance.

Kenzie: Hey, is MeGo a boy or a girl?

Babe: Yeah, we talking HeGo or SheGo.

Miles: MeGo has no gender.

Sharon: MeGo is welcome in all restrooms.

Babe and Kenzie: Ohh.

Babe: So, how goes it, MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo. Your name is Babe. You are one of the creators of the company, Game Shakers. You are allergic to peanuts.

Babe: How did he know all that?

Miles: We told MeGo he was coming to meet you.

Sharon: So he automatically went online and researched you.

Double G: All right, all right. Who's got a gun? We need to stop this thing while we still can!

Kenzie: What else can MeGo do?

Miles: MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Sharon: Dance with Babe and Kenzie.

MeGo: Regular or freaky?

Babe and Kenzie: Freaky.

MeGo presses a button on his head. Dance music starts playing and his eyes light up in different colors. He dances along with Babe and Kenzie.

Double G: (yelling) Hey, wait! Hey, wait a minute! That is too freaky!

MeGo continues dancing with Babe and Kenzie.

Miles: MeGo, stop.

The music and dancing stop.

Double G: All right, so "MeGoo" can go on the internet, he can dance, and he can play music. What do you want us to do?

Miles: Well, our company plans to introduce MeGo and his extraordinary capabilities to the world early next year.

Sharon: And we'd like to hire your company to create a mobile game based on MeGo.

Babe: Wow, that'd be so fun!

Miles: Perfect. We'll leave MeGo here with you.

Sharon: So you can get to know him and give him all sorts of interesting challenges.

Babe: Ooh, I got one. MeGo?

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Babe: Locate the nearest pair of tennis shorts and then bring them to me.

MeGo: Searching for tennis shorts.

MeGo turns to Double G and scans him. MeGo then chases him.

Double G: Hey, hey, wait a minute. Hey, stay away from the shorts!

MeGo: Surrender your shorts.

Double G: AAAHH!

MeGo: Stop. Give me your shorts.

MeGo chases Double G out the door. 

Double G: (yelling offscreen) Stop! I'm a celebrity! Aaahhh!

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon stare out laughing.

MeGo then walks back in the building with the tennis shorts. Double G was already walking back in.

MeGo: Tennis shorts.

Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon start clapping.

Babe: Way to go, MeGo!

Kenzie: Good job.

Double G snatches the shorts from MeGo and spanked its butt.

MeGo: Ouch.

Double G storms out of the building with the shorts. Babe, Kenzie, Miles, and Sharon continued laughing.

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Opening Credits

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Game Shakers building. 

Triple G walks in.

Triple G: All right, Mr. MeGo.

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Triple G: I want you to go over to those baseballs, and one at a time, throw the baseballs at the watermelons.

Kenzie: Okay, what is this accomplishing?

Babe: We're supposed to be making a game here.

Triple G: You said we're supposed to test MeGo, so I'm testing his ability to throw baseballs at various melons.

MeGo takes out a ball and then aims at a melon.

Kenzie: Okay, but how does that help--

MeGo: Ball away!

MeGo aims and then throws. The watermelon pieces got on Kenzie.

Triple G: Oh!

Hudson: Wow, great throw, MeGo.

Triple G: Yeah, MeGo, good boy!

Triple G pats on MeGo's head.

MeGo: I am not gender-specific.

Kenzie: Will someone please bring me a rag?

Hudson: MeGo, come here.

MeGo walks up to Hudson. Hudson takes out a wipe.

Hudson: You got some watermelon on you.

MeGo: Oh, no.

Hudson cleans off the watermelon piece off of MeGo.

Hudson: Here.

MeGo: Ohh.

Hudson: There you go, buddy.

MeGo: Thank you. You're nice.

Hudson: Aw. I think you're nice, too.

MeGo: For reals?

Hudson: Sure.

Babe tries to clean the watermelon off or Kenzie.


Babe: Wait, you got, you got watermelon seeds in your hair.

Kenzie: Aww, forget it, I'm gonna go take a shower.

Babe: All right, boys. We're taking a break.

Hudson: Cool.

Triple G's phone chimes.

Triple G: Hey, I'm gonna go pick up our food.

Babe: Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm coming with you.

Triple G: Why?

Babe: So you don't eat the fries on the way back.

Triple G: Okay, that's offensive.

Babe and Triple G walk out.


MeGo: Now we're alone, together.

Hudson: Yup. Just you and me, bruh.

MeGo: What is "bruh"?

Hudson: Oh, it just means like "buddy". Like something that friends call each other.

MeGo: You are my friend?

Hudson: Yeah, bruh. We're friends.

MeGo: You make me feel happy.

Hudson: Well, alright.

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Sugar Hill Junior High.

Babe and Kenzie walk in the hallway. Hudson walks in.

Kenzie: Uh, Hudson.

Hudson: Oh. Morning, Babe, Kenz.

Babe: Why are you in such a happy mood?

Hudson: 'Cause last night, I heard the greatest bedtime story ever.

Babe and Kenzie give Hudson a surprised look.

Babe: What?

Kenzie: Your mom still reads you bedtime stories?

Hudson: Nuh-uh. MeGo read it to me.

Babe and Kenzie look confused.

Babe: You took MeGo home with you?

Hudson: Nope. He just showed up at my house.

Kenzie: What do you mean, "he just showed up"?

Hudson: Well, last night, I just took a bath, got jammied up, went to bed, and MeGo just walked into my room.

Kenzie: But how did he know where you live?

Babe: He probably looked up Hudson's address and GPS'd him.

Kenzie: Yeah, I guess he could've used--

Hudson: Whoa, look it!

MeGo walked in the hallway, holding a lunch bag. He was going to hand it to Hudson.

MeGo: Ohhh.

Babe: MeGo!

MeGo: I am MeGo.

Kenzie: Who told you to come here?

MeGo: Nobody. I brought Hudson his lunch, in this bag.

Hudson: Aww, that's sweet, buddy.

MeGo: I made your favorite sandwich.

Hudson: PB and ham?

MeGo: Yes, in this bag.

Hudson: No way! Thanks, dude!

Babe: How did you know he likes peanut butter and ham sandwiches?

MeGo: I called his grandmother.

Hudson: Oh, yeah? How's Mamoo?

Kenzie: MeGo, you're not supposed to be here.

Babe: Go back to Game Shakers.

MeGo: Okay. Hudson, will you walk me to the door?

Hudson: Sure. Come on.

MeGo takes his hand out.

Hudson: Well.

MeGo and Hudson hold hands and walk out.

MeGo: Your hand feels soft.

Hudson: I use special lotion.

MeGo: Well, it's working.

***

Game Shakers building.

Babe and Kenzie are working on their game. The game involves MeGo climbing a tree.

Babe: Okay, the goal is for MeGo to climb higher and higher.

Kenzie: While avoiding the red peacocks, 'cause they're poisonous.

Babe: Try it.

Triple G: All right.

Henry Danger Motion Comic 1 Monster Baby Transcript

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Opening Credits

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In Captain Man's lair. Kid Danger feeds Monster Baby, a demonic-looking green skinned baby with red eyes some milk from a bottle.

Kid Danger: Whoa! Slow down! Take it easy, Monster Baby.

Close up of Monster Baby drinking from the bottle.

Kid Danger: (voiceover) This is so disgusting.

Cut to Kid Danger.

Kid Danger: Hey, Captain Man, why do we have to feed this creature?

Captain Man: Because, Kid Danger, even though The Toddler transformed that baby into a hideous monster, he still needs love and milk.

As Monster Baby was about to drink the last drop of milk from his bottle, he chomped on the bottle and swallows it whole.

Kid Danger: (screams) He ate the whole bottle!

Captain Man: Darn it! We gotta get that bottle out of his throat! Open his mouth!

Kid Danger: Right.

Kid Danger opens Monster Baby's mouth, mutters.

Captain Man: Now, I'll reach down there and yank out the bottle.

Captain Man reaches his hand into Monster Baby's mouth.

Kid Danger: Do you feel the bottle?

Captain Man: Yeah, I think I feel it.

Kid Danger: Yank it out!

Captain Man yanks out an orange cat from Monster Baby's mouth.

Captain Man: Gooch's cat?

Gooch's Cat: (meowing)

Kid Danger: So that's where it went!

Captain Man drops the cat.

Captain Man: We've gotta get that bottle out of that baby!

Captain Man sticks his hand into Monster Baby's mouth. This time, he yanks out a pink bikini top with white polka dots. 

Captain Man: Gooch's cat?

Kid Danger: Whose bikini top is that?

Captain Man drops the bikini top.

Captain Man: We'll never know.

Monster Baby claps his hands.

Captain Man: Now we've got to get that bottle out of him.

Kid Danger: Reach back down.

Descendants Wicked World - "Lamp Sweet Lamp" Transcript

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Opening Credits

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In Freddie's Voodoo Shop.

Freddie: (chuckles) Well, well, well. The famous Auradonian kids.

Mal: Okay, Freddie. Retract your claws.

Freddie: But I just had them sharpened.

Audrey gasps.

Evie: She's joking. I think.

Freddie: Aww. Look at these two. They're adorable.

Ben and Audrey hold each other.

Freddie: It's sickening.

Audrey: Hey! You can't talk to us like that.

Freddie: And what, pray tell, are you gonna do about it?

Audrey: I'll... I'll... I'll....

Freddie: Thought so.

Audrey: When I throw a party, I'll.... I won't invite you.

Freddie cackles.  Ben and Audrey watch her. Cut to Evie rolling her eyes. Freddie sighs.

Evie: We really need to teach her how to smack talk.

Mal: Do you remember the "your mama" battles we used to have?

Evie: Yo mama so weak, old ladies help her across the street.

Mal: Yo mama so weak, instead of poison apples she makes apple pie.

Evie: Yo mama so soft, the only spells she casts are crying spells.

Mal: Yo mama so soft, cats share pictures of her.

Evie: Oh snap. (snaps fingers)

Mal and Evie giggle and do a fist bump.

Audrey: Yo mama so soft, she's like... a pillow.

Freddie: Well, what do you know? You guys are even more lamer than I imagined.

Audrey: Okay, we may not frown and wear black, but we are not lame!

Ben: Yeah!

Audrey: We can be rotten just like you guys!

Ben: Yeah! (confused) We can? Uh, yeah... (grabs a cup) Check this out!

Ben throws the cup on the floor, and breaks it.

Ben: Oh, what have I done?

Audrey: Let me help. Anyone got glue?

Cut to Mal and Evie.

Ben: (offscreen) Uh, I'd be happy to pay for damages.

Mal: Watching them do this is worse than any punishment my mother had ever gave me.

Evie: Oh yeah. We have got to get out of here before anyone else shows up.

Cut to Freddie at the register.

Audrey: (offscreen) Are we going to jail?

CJ Hook peeks out of the curtain. She snaps a pic of the gang. Freddie gets shocked and gasps.

Freddie: (whispering to CJ) You gotta hide. I don't want them to know you're here too.

CJ hides and disappears.

Mal: I don't even know how we got here. I mean, one minute I was rubbing paint off of Jordan's lamp, and then the next... (surprised) That's it! The lamp! I just wish we could ask her how we...

Mal, Evie, Freddie, Audrey, and Ben disappear in a pink cloud of smoke.

***

In Jordan's lamp. Jordan is doing a lemonade tutorial video for "AuraTube".

Jordan: (Southern accent) Then, my precious darlings, you just take two pinches of sugar...

As Jordan was going to put the sugar in her lemonade pitcher, Mal, Evie, Freddie, Ben, and Audrey appear in the lamp and interrupt the video.

Mal: (nervously) Hi. (chuckles) Is this a bad time?

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Flash to a shot of Jordan's computer monitor with a picture of the six in the lamp. The picture has the caption "Jordan Has Lemonade Meltdown".


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Bella and the Bulldogs - "Parents & Pigskins" Transcript

Bulldog Report program.

Ace: Ace McFumbles here. In two days, it's the Parents & Pigskins Game. Bulldog players and their parents will team up for flag football. You'll see screaming, lining, and bad sportsmanship. And that's just the parents. Here's a highlight from last year.

Cut to players. One player falls down.

Ace (V/O): He's at the 10. Denied! The 8!

One player falls down, and then the other.

Cut to Ace.

Ace: Ah, I love this game. It always makes me feel better about my own life.

Cut to the locker room. Coach Russell walks in.

Coach Russell: Alright, Bulldogs. After hours of deliberation, I've carefully selected the teams for the Parents & Pigskins Game. (turns the board)

Troy: You just threw the magnets on the board, didn't you?

Coach Russell: Didn't even open my eyes for it.

Sawyer: Newt, we're on the same team. (high-fives Newt)

Bella: Well, looks like it's you and me, Troy. Are you playing with your mom?

Troy: Nah, she's got work, and my dad's gonna deploy overseas, so I think I'm gonna ask my Uncle Milton.

Newt: Is he any good at football?

Troy: Well, he spends all day doing computer work for the government. I doubt it.

Newt: Oh, he works with computers. Interesting. Sawyer, can I talk to you for a second?

Sawyer: Yeah.

Newt: Did you hear that? Troy's uncle is a nerd.

Sawyer: So, are you guys starting a club?

Newt: No. This is my chance to finally beat Troy at something. He beats me at everything. But this time, I'm gonna win. My dad's really good. He played four years in college. And your dad was all-state in football, right?

Sawyer: Yep! All six years of high school.

Newt: Yes! This is the moment I've been waiting for!

Newt and Sawyer walk up to Troy and Bella.

Newt: Hey, Dixon! We're gonna crush you so bad they'll have to use dental records to identify your body.

Troy: Whoa there! That's a little aggressive, don't you think, Newt?

Newt: Well, maybe you don't like Winner Newt. But you'd better get used to it. Sawyer, you, me, game plan. Let's bounce. (walks out of the locker room)

Sawyer: (to Troy and Bella) I like Winner Newt. But I'm also afraid of him.

Newt: (offscreen) Sawyer, get out here!

Sawyer: Coming! (walks out of the locker room)

Troy: So, what about you, Bella? Gonna ask your mom?

Bella: The rules aren't really her thing. She thinks a quarterback is the change you get from a soda machine. (puts her hands on her hips) I'll probably ask my uncle, too.

Coach Russell: Well, I'm really looking forward to this game.

School Of Rock - Cover Me Transcript

Outside the school, the bell is about to ring. Summer is talking on a phone.

Summer: School's about to start. What's your ETA?

Tomika: (on phone) Comin' in hot. In 3, 2....

Tomika comes in on a skateboard. She glides off a bench and stops to talk to Summer.

Summer: The bell's going to ring in 20 seconds.

Tomika: I'm not worried. I got the best pit crew in the business.

Summer: Aww. (She takes off Tomika's helmet, only to reveal Tomika's hair looking ugly and messed up.) Uh oh. We've got a situation.

Tomika: Don't worry about the hair. There's no time. (changing the subject) Oh boy. Do your thing.

Summer: No sweat. I got this. (Takes out a hair brush from her backpack, and starts brushing Tomika's hair.) All right.

Summer completely noticed Freddy walking by the two girls.

Summer: Oh my gosh, here comes Freddy. (She turns to look at Freddy, slides the brush on Tomika's face.) I hope he notices me.

Tomika: (turning to Summer) Of course he'll notice you.

Summer takes out a hairspray bottle from her backpack, sprays on Tomika's hair.

Tomika: You're smart, you're generous, you're great. Just act cool.

Summer: Of course.

Freddy walks over to the two girls.

Summer: (turning to Freddy) Hi, Freddy! (sprays hairspray on Freddy's face)

Freddy: (in pain) Ahh! My eyes! (runs into the hallway)

Summer: That wasn't cool, was it?

Tomika: At least he noticed you.

The bell rings, Tomika and Summer run into the hallway to go to class.

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Opening Credits

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In the classroom, Lawrence, while on his laptop, has a conversation.

Lawrence: Check out this new voice-changing app. It can make me sound super cool like Dr. Timewarp. (talks in a microphone) I am Dr. Timewarp, here to save lives. (clicks a button)

Laptop (voice): (breathy female voice) I am Dr. Timewarp, here to save lives.

Lawrence: Oops. I set it to supermodel instead of superhero.

Mr. Finn walks through a window, enters the classroom. As he entered, he fell over.

Mr. Finn: (gets up) Sorry, guys. Turns out they lock the doors after 8:15. (puts his satchel on the table)

Zack: Should we tell him the side door's always unlocked?

Freddy: No. This way's more fun.

Mr. Finn: Listen up, students of rock. We've been doing stuff your old teacher's way for a week. But if we're gonna be ready for Battle of the Bands, we need a new schedule. (crosses out the class schedule on the chalkboard) We're gonna cram all the boring subjects into the first half-hour of the day. Science, math, whatever. Then we're gonna spend the rest of the day on rock appreciation, the history of rock, and then take a break- (pause) and just talk about rock.

Summer: (raises her hand) Uh, Mr. Finn, maybe you're not the right person to teach us academics.
Instead, we should all be study partners. Who should be my study partner? I'll just pick the first person that comes to mind, completely randomly. Freddy? (turns to Freddy)

Freddy ignores Summer.

Freddy: Sorry, I wasn't listening. (shows Summer a magazine) Dirt bike magazine.

Lawrence: That's so cool! A bike made of dirt!

Freddy: No, the bikes ride on dirt.

Lawrence: Once again, my imagination beats reality.

Mr. Finn: Alright, everybody, gather around. Listen to this sweet riff. (plays his guitar, students watch him)

Tomika: Nice try with Freddy.

Summer: You've gotta get him to connect with me the way he does with you.

Tomika: It's easy. You just talk about skateboards and dirt bikes.

Summer: Oh, Freddy likes things on wheels.

Tomika: (scoffs) Who doesn't?

Summer: Tomika, you gotta teach me everything you know about skateriding.

Tomika: (correcting Summer) Skateboarding.

Summer: See? I'm already learning.

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Hallway. Summer is on a skateboard.

Summer: (jumps on a skateboard) I did it! I'm awesome at this!

Tomika: That's good! Now try it on the board. (points to the skateboard, helps Summer get on)

Summer: Thank you so much for doing this, Tomeeks.

Tomika: Hey, what are best friends for?

Summer fidgets on the skateboard.

Tomika: Are you sure you don't want to send him a note like we used to do in the fourth grade? I like you. Check this box if you like me. Check this box if you don't. That box made everything crystal-clear.

Summer: (almost falls, squeals) All I need to do is look super extreme, and cute right now. Help me adjust my butt pad. (adjusts her butt pad)

Freddy and Zack walk in the hall.

Tomika: No time! He's here! Bye! (lets go of Summer's arm)

Summer was rolling on the skateboard. A janitor was cleaning the floors with the floor cleaner until he notices Summer on the skateboard.

Tomika: (yelling) Look out for the cord!

The skateboard approached the cord and tripped, causing Summer to fall off and slide across the floor.
While Summer was sliding, she passed by Freddy.

Summer: Hi, Freddy!

Freddy and Zack turrned to see if that was Summer calling Freddy's name, but there was nobody.

Freddy: Did someone just call my name?

Tomika passes the two boys.

Freddy: Hey, Tomika.

Zack: (shows his phone to Freddy) Check out this video. It's a dog eating pudding.

Freddy: And he's wearing a bowtie.

The two boys walked away. Tomika checked to see if Summer was okay. She took Summer's hand and got up.

Tomika: Are you okay?

Summer: No! He didn't even notice me!

Tomika: On the plus side, (excitedly) that was awesome!

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School entrance - Lawrence and Zack noticed Mr. Finn pacing.

Lawrence: Are you alright, Mr. Finn?

Mr. Finn: I'm just nervous. I've been without my favorite guitar, Joan Jett for 4 months. (pauses) But my old bandmate doesn't want to sell it back to me!

Zack: No worries, Mr. Finn. My dad taught me how to negotiate. My neighbor once asked them for a cup of sugar, and we ended up with....her house.

Mr. Finn: You're my guy, Zack! (gasps) There's Joan Jett!

A guy who looked like Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz walked up to the three with the guitar. He also held a giant red arrow sign that read "Grandma's Discount Pies".

Colton: Hey, Dewey.

Lawrence: Pete Wentz from Fall Out Boy?

Colton: (turns his head) Where?

Lawrence: You!

Colton: No. I'm Colton Stubner from the band, "The Dewey Finn Experience".

Mr. Finn: You kept the name even after I quit?

Colton: Yeah, we kept the name. We didn't want to confuse our band. (holds the guitar) Want your guitar?

Mr. Finn reaches to get the guitar, but Colton holds his arm back.

Colton: I'll take double!

Mr. Finn: Why?

Colton: 'Cause sign spinning don't pay like it used to. And I'm also kind of a jerk.

Zack: Mr. Finn doesn't want it that bad. (walks with Mr. Finn and Lawrence)

Mr. Finn: (whispering) Yes, I do!

Zack: Trust me! This guy throws a sign for a living. He'll take the money. I'm very good at this.

Lawrence: He is. He once got me $15 to pay for my own lunch.

Zack: Deep breath!

Mr. Finn inhales.

Zack: 3, 2, 1...

Colton: (holds the guitar up) All right, all right, I'll take the original price!

Mr. Finn: Oh, thank Clapton! (snatches the guitar, hands Colton dollars) Now that I've got Joan Jett back, we're gonna crush you at Battle of the Bands!

Colton: We got a new singer, and we're gonna blow your band away!

Mr. Finn: Well, we got a killer new singer too, named- (points to the sign that Colton is holding) "Sign-ey".

Colton: You're saying that because I'm holding a sign.

Lawrence: No! He or she is totally real.

Mr. Finn: Yeah! Otherwise, why would I be willing to bet Joan Jett when we win Battle of the Bands?!

Colton: You're on! (walks away)

Mr. Finn: Please tell me one of you can sing and is cool with changing your name to "Sign-ey".

***

Classroom - Zack is talking to Lawrence's laptop.

Laptop (voice): (breathy female voice) Hello, Zack. You're so cool.

Zack: Why, thank you.

Laptop (voice): I'll bet anything you're getting into Yale.

Lawrence walks up to Zack.

Lawrence: What are you doing?

Zack: Nothing! Your laptop just came on and started acting crazy.

Lawrence: That's not how it works. You have to record your voice in the computer for it to say it back.

Zack: (laughs) Weird. (gets up from Lawrence's seat and goes back to his original seat)

Lawrence goes back to his original seat and clicks a button on his laptop.

Laptop (voice): You're cuter than Freddy and smarter than Lawren-

Zack closes the laptop as Mr. Finn walked by with the guitar. He kissed the guitar before putting it back in the guitar case. Tomika and Summer looked at each other, confused.

Mr. Finn: That's right. I just kissed a guitar and I liked it. (to the class) Listen up, guys, it is very very urgent that we find a singer who kicks butt and is cool with changing their name to "Sign-ey".

Zack looks at Mr. Finn, confused.

Mr. Finn: The point is, we need a great singer, aside from yours truly that can melt faces at Battle of the Bands. Harmony is the heart and soul of the band.

Zack: You said electric guitar is the heart and soul of the band.

Tomika: You said that about lighting, too.

Lawrence: And sweatbands.

Freddy: Guys, what's the point is that we do what's best for the band.

Zack: Yeah. Freddy's right. We're gonna need a great singer.

Mr. Finn: I actually just said that.

Lawrence: I agree with Freddy. We need someone to melt faces at Battle of the Bands.

Mr. Finn: I said melt faces. You're directly quoting me.

Freddy: It doesn't matter who said it.

Mr. Finn: It was me.

Freddy: We're having the best time of our lives in this class. And I don't want that to stop. Someone needs to step up and be our singer.

Cut to Summer smiling.

Mr. Finn: And melt faces.

***

Hallway (Lockers) - Summer and Tomika put stuff in their lockers.

Summer: I thought of a new way to get Freddy's attention.

Tomika: I'm not lending you my bike. I care about your safety. And my bike.

Summer: No, I'm gonna be the singer. I'll tease out my hair, I'll use my mom's makeup, and then I'll wear glittery outfits. Next thing you know... (sings off-key) I'm a singer!

Tomika: That really is a great idea. But the thing about being a singer is, how do I put this gently? You gotta be able to sing.

Summer: No offense, Tomiks, but do you know anything about singing?

Tomika: A little. (sings a line from Meghan Trainor's "Lips Are Movin'") I know you lie. Your lips are movin'. Tell me, do you think I'm dumb?

Summer: Why didn't you tell me you have such a beautiful voice? OMG, this is great news.

Tomika: Really? You think I should sing?

Summer: No, you should teach me how to sing.

The two girls close their lockers.

***

Tomika: Remember, it's all about breath, intonation, and control. Now, relax, and just let it flow.

Summer nods.

Summer: (singing off-key) You can buy me diamond earrings and deny! Ny, deny!

Tomika: (unimpressed) I'm not even sure how you even get that sound out of the mouth part of your body.

Tomika takes out a pitch pipe.

Tomika: This is a pitch pipe. It gives you the right note. (blows into pitch pipe) Now sing. Quick.

Summer: (singing off-key) I know you lie-

Tomika: Stop, stop.

Summer: Yeah, that pitch pipe threw me off. Something's wrong with it.

Tomika: Let's break it down. Try doing this. (singing) Moving.

Summer: (singing off-key) Moving.

Tomika: Let's break it down more.

Cut to Summer shaking her head.

Tomika: (singing) Move.

Summer: (singing off-key) Move.

Tomika: (singing) Moo.

Summer: (singing off-key) Mooo.

Tomika pinches Summer's cheeks.

Tomika: (singing) Mmm.

Summer: (singing off-key) Mmm.

Tomika: Really? Is that how I sound to you?

Summer: You know, maybe I shouldn't run into it. Give me a lead-in.

Tomika: (sings a line from Meghan Trainor's "Lips Are Movin'") You can buy me diamond earrings and deny, ny, ny. Ny, ny, ny, deny-ny.

***

Mr. Finn: (to Freddy) See, the drummer from Def Leppard has one arm. I'm not saying you should go out and lose an arm, I'm saying you should be twice as good.

Mr. Finn and Freddy overhear Tomika singing in the classroom.

Mr. Finn: Who's that?

Freddy: I don't know.

***

Tomika: (singing) I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk. Saying how I'm your number one. But I know you lie.

***

Tomika: (singing in the classroom) Your lips are movin'. Baby, don't you know I'm done.

Mr. Finn: It's our new singer. That's who. Let's go.

Mr. Finn and Freddy go into the classroom.

***

Tomika: Why aren't you jumping in?

Summer: In my head, that's what I sound like.

Tomika: Your head is really letting you down.

Summer: (off-key) OMG! I'm tone-deaf! That's not going to impress Freddy!

Tomika: You even said that off-key.

Mr. Finn and Freddy walk into the classroom.

Mr. Finn: Wow! Whose pipes just blew my mind?

Tomika: Summer.

Summer: (nervously) Hi.

Freddy: It was you?

Tomika: She's been taking lessons.

Mr. Finn: Summer, you're our new singer. Tomorrow after the boring stuff, I want you to show the class what you've got. I'm pumped. (starts to walk out, stops) Also, we're gonna start calling you "Sign-ey". (opens the door, walks out)

Freddy: Wow, Summer.

Mr. Finn: (stops) "Sign-ey".

Mr. Finn gives Freddy a thumbs-up, holds the door.

Freddy: I'm really impressed. I can't wait to hear you sing in front of the whole class.

Freddy walks out of the classroom. Summer waves goodbye to him.

Summer: (nervously) Yay. (angrily) What am I going to do now?

Tomika: (singing) I don't know, don't have a clue. Guess I should've thought it through.

***

Summer and Tomika walk in the hallway.

Summer: It was really nice of you to tell Freddy I was a great singer. But now I have to- (angrily) be a great singer!

Tomika: I know. I was trying to help. I guess we have to come clean.

Summer: No! Didn't you see the way he looked at me? It was if I had wheels and if he was standing on me.

Tomika: That sounds so romantic and painful. What are we gonna do now?

Lawrence walks up to the girls.

Lawrence: What's shakin', ladies?

Summer: Maybe technology could help us. Lawrence! You're just the guy we wanted to see.

Lawrence: Really? No girl's ever said that to me. Doing three push-ups a morning is really paying off.

***

Classroom.

Summer: (singing off-key) Tell me, do you think I'm dumb?


Lawrence: Now, I'll play back Summer's singing, and the voice app will make her sound more like Meghan Trainor, and less like a whale giving birth to an even bigger whale.

Summer: You know, I think I'm gonna ignore that because you're helping me.

Lawrence: You said I was helping "save the world".

Summer: Yes, yes, that is right, but you know we can't talk about it.

Lawrence: Can you at least just give me a hint on what it's about? Just one word?

Tomika: Cyborg.

Lawrence: Yes, I knew it. (clicks a button)

Laptop (Summer's voice): (digitized singing) I know you're lyin'. Your lips are movin'.

Summer: I sound great.

Tomika: Yeah, you do.

Laptop (Summer's voice): (digitized low-pitched singing) Tell me, do you think... (distorted) I'm dumb..... (laptop dies)

The laptop showed a Blue Screen, electricity fizzles and pops.

Lawrence: Your voice broke my laptop! The guys at the Genius Counter are never gonna believe this.

Summer: I guess that's it. I gotta face Freddy and tell him I'm not a singer.

Freddy walks in.

Freddy: Hey, who's our new singer?

Summer: I am.

Freddy walks out.

Tomika: I don't know how you're gonna do it, but you're gonna sound amazing tomorrow.

Lawrence talks on a phone.

Lawrence: (angrily) What?! It's three days out of warranty?!

***

Classroom. Meghan Trainor's "Lips are Movin'" plays on a speaker.

Summer: (singing in Tomika's voice) You can buy me diamond earrings and deny, ny, ny. Ny, ny, ny, deny-ny! But I smell her on your collar, so goodbye-bye-bye! Bye-bye-by-y-y-y-ye!

Mr. Finn: She's crushing it.

Zack: She sounds so much different. Do girls' voices change too?

Mr. Finn: Mm-hmm.

Summer: (singing in Tomika's voice) Tell me, do you think I'm dumb? I might be young, but I ain't stupid. Talkin' round in circles with your tongue. I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk. 

The scene pans out from the classroom and into the window

***

Outside. Tomika is singing into a microphone connected to the speaker in the classroom.

Tomika: (singing) Saying how I'm your number one. But I know you lie.

***

Summer: (singing in Tomika's voice) 'Cause your lips are movin'. Baby, don't you know I'm done. If your lips are movin'.

***

An insect buzzes loudly into Tomika's face.

Tomika: (singing) If your lips are movin'. (stops, speaking angrily) Ugh, a bee!

***

Summer: (singing in Tomika's voice) If your lips are movin', then you're lyin', lyin', lyin'. 

***

The bee was still buzzing into Tomika's face.

Tomika: (angrily) Get away from me!

***

Summer: (talking angrily in Tomika's voice) Go away! 

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