Austin & Ally - Dancers & Ditzes Transcript

A&A Music Factory. Austin, Ally, and Dez sit on the couches.

Austin: Hey, we should do something for our anniversary.

Dez: We totally should! Ooh! Picnic in a hot air balloon?

Austin: I meant me and Ally.

Dez: Oh. Her. (flips through a magazine)

Ally: Yeah. Her. (concerned) Wait. Which anniversary are we celebrating? The day we met?

Austin: No, not the day we met. It should be the day we started dating.

Ally: The first time or the second time?

Austin: I'm not sure. Why don't we just pick a random day that has no special meaning? Like, uh, November 29th?

Ally: That's my birthday.

Austin: Duh. Now it'll be extra special. (pause) Love you.

Austin hugs Ally. Trish walks in the door.

Trish: Guess who got Ally a gig performing on this year's MVMAs?!

Dez: I'm a little tired of your guessing games. Just tell us who got her the gig.

Ally: Trish! That's incredible!

Ally hugs Trish.

Ally: I can't believe I'll be performing at this year's Miami Video Music Awards!

Austin: You have to come up with something really cool, Ally. The MVMAs are all about the big, over-the top performances.

Trish: Last year, Katy Perry did the splits on top of a rhino. And then the rhino did the splits on top of an elephant! 

Dez: Pfft. Doing the splits isn't THAT hard.

Dez attempts to do the splits. Trish jumps in to help him.

Trish: Here. Let me help.

Trish helps Dez by putting her hands on his shoulders and pushing him down. Dez screams in pain.

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Opening Credits

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A&A Music Factory. 

Austin: So, then you jump on the dancing clown's shoulders just before the lion gets a chance to bite your head off. (jumps on Dez's shoulders)

Dez: Rawr!

Austin jumps off.

Dez: Or, we'll fill the whole place up with water, and do a swim dance with a shark.

Dez moves his arms around as if he's swimming. Austin moves his arms up and down as if he were a shark chomping. Trish and Ally react. The girls are not amused.

Ally: I like that you're both thinking big, but maybe we should stick to something a little less life-threatening.

I like that you're both thinking big, but maybe we should stick to something a little less life-threatening.
Uh.

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Trish: If I can just build on what Ally's saying, your ideas are terrible and we're not doing them.

Dez's girlfriend Carrie, a blonde girl, comes inside the A&A Music Factory with smoothies.

Carrie: Hey, guys. I'm going back to LA tomorrow, so I made goodbye smoothies. 

Austin, Ally, Trish and Dez each grab a smoothie.

Carrie: They have blueberries, bananas, and my tears. (tearing up) I couldn't stop crying when I was making them.

Austin, Ally, and Trish put each of their smoothies back.

Austin: No thanks.

Ally: Nope.

Trish: I'm good.

Dez: I'll take one.

Dez grabs a smoothie and drinks it.

Dez: Salty.

Austin: It's too bad you can't stay for the MVMAs next week.

Carrie: Aww, I'd love to go! I'd be able to see my favorite singer perform.

Ally: Oh, thanks!

Carrie: Oh, you're performing, too? I was talking about Becky G.

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• Sonny with a Chance - Walk a Mile in My Pants
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Nickelodeon’s Not So Valentine’s Special Transcript

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Opening Credits

Announcer: It's Nickelodeon's Not So Valentine's Special. Starring a bunch of Nickelodeon stars.

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Santa's Workshop. Carl, the boss elf checks on two elves named Jingles and Tinsel, who were busy making toys.

Carl (Chris Tallman): Jingles, Tinsel. How's it going?

Tinsel (Kelly Perine): Super! And there's only 315 days left until Christmas!

Jingles (Tony Cavalero): And it's Valentine's Day. Check out this card we made for Santa to give to Mrs. Claus.

Jingles and Tinsel show Carl the card.

Carl: (reading) Aww. "To My Sweetie Pie".

A pie shoots out of the card and hits Carl in the face.

Jingles: Get it? "Sweetie Pie"?

Carl: Who'd thought Mrs. Claus would enjoy getting hit in the face with a pie?!

Tinsel: It was actually (points to Jingles) his idea. I wanted to use a cake, or a lemon tart, just really--

Carl: She doesn't want to get hit in the face with anything! You guys are supposed to be making Valentine's gifts for Mrs. Claus and getting the sleigh ready for their big date tomorrow!








Mitchell (Calum Worthy): What's the password again?

Breanna: Oh, it's "cupid123", all lowercase.

Stars: Breanna!

School Of Rock Brilliant Disguise Transcript

Freddy is seen entering Mr. Finn's classroom. Mr. Finn's classroom is flooded with overlapping chatter.

Tomika: (through the chatter) And you press this button...

Freddy: What's so exciting?

Zack: Just the greatest drummer in Austin.

Freddy: I don't know if I'm the greatest.

Zack: Not you. Lawrence built a drum machine.

Lawrence pushes a button, which played the sound of drums beating.

Mr. Finn: As a old-school rocker, I'm opposed to haircuts, the man, and a machine making music. But that box rocks!

Freddy: Okay, we already have a drum machine, Lawrence, and his mom drives you to soccer.

Lawrence: I didn't build this thing to replace you, buddy.

Freddy: Good.

Lawrence: The "Freddy 5000" has nothing to do with you.

Lawrence pushes a button, which played the sound of drums beating.

Tomika: Wow. It's like Freddy, but 5,000 times better.

Freddy: Okay, at least, it doesn't have my hair.

Lawrence: Actually, it does.

Lawrence takes out a small wig that looks like Freddy's hair and puts it on top of the drum machine.

Summer: No machine could come close to Fre-- (distracted) Oh, it is so adorable! I wanna hug it.

As Summer got close to the machine, Lawrence swipes it back.

Lawrence: And while humans get tired, nothing can stop the "Freddy 5000".

Freddy picks up the drum machine.

Freddy: Really?

The drum machine clatters and is broken in pieces. Dewey and the students all gasp. 

Lawrence: I see you found its flaw.

Mr. Finn: Like so many other drummers, it went out smashed on the floor. So, now we can go back to rockin' old-school.

Tomika: Actually, not yet. I have to hit the little rockers' room.

Tomika walks out of the room for a short time, and runs back in.

Tomika: Principal Mullins is coming down the hall!

Mr. Finn: Why didn't the alarm go off? Stall her!

Tomika runs out of the room. The students scramble.

Mr. Finn: Okay, everybody, we're at DefCon Mullins!  Lawrence, did you disconnect the security system to plug in your drum machine? That is so irrespon--

Zack: Somebody's cell phone's plugged in.

Mr. Finn gets his cell phone from Zack.

Mr. Finn: Oh, it's mine. In my defense, I got mad before I knew I was the problem. DefCon Mullins!

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Hallway. Principal Mullins walks up to Tomika.

Tomika: Principal Mullins! Hi! Um, I need to talk to you.

(cymbal clangs offscreen) Dewey lets out a painful scream.

Tomika: But not here. Too many people around.

She pushes Principal Mullins. 

Principal Mullins: But there's...there's no one...uh...

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Mr. Finn: What? Are you sharpening these, Freddy?

The cymbal clangs on the ground.

Mr. Finn: This is another great argument for the drum machine.

The drum machine clatters on the ground.

Mr. Finn: Stupid drum machine! Mmmmm!